NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
By: Andy Borowitz
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Andy BorowitzJan 19, 20262,499669317Share
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a daring daytime mission on Monday, aircraft from the European members of NATO flew over the White House and sprayed its airspace with antipsychotic medication.
All NATO leaders signed off on the plan with the exception of the UK's Keir Starmer, who proposed inviting Donald Trump to yet another state dinner.
Explaining the rationale behind the mission, Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, "We saw his letter to me as a cry for help."
On the decision to deploy antipsychotic meds, Stoere added, "We were uniquely qualified to do this because our drug prices are far lower than in the U.S."
Stressing that the NATO members did not take their decision lightly, the Norwegian PM said, "We had been hoping that Congress would intervene, but we were left with no other choice."
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Save AMERICA from the ORANGE ORANGATAN!
Donald J. Trump is NOT the President. He is a POS! Fugazi "Dirty Diaper Donnie"!
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now the maga Q-nuts will be gluing aluminum foil to their umbrellas before they gather ...
I, too, see that in me dreams.
I think intravenous application would be more effective than a spray.
Yeah...but...Secret Service Agents?
That's too slow and labor intensive considering the entire country needs this.
Trump needs it a lot more than I do, I can tell you that.
That may be the perfect health solution for "Dirty Diaper Donnie". Donnie is contaminated by his smelly, damp, dirty diapers.
Trump must be removed from public office and sent to a Mental Institution that specializes in patients who cannot control their own BOWELS, but want to control the United States of America.
Donnie is their idol!
Snort a line of lithium? Antipsychotic meds fade too quickly without lithium. NATO deploying Greenland lithium would be poetic.
Is Trump fruitier than a nutcake? Sour grapes or rotten apples? Or is Trump just in a jam?
trump sure is starting a lot of fires to help his mentally challenged sycophants forget about his DOJ lack of compliance in releasing the epstein files ...
Trump is in a jam over his jammies?
If Trump & company are mindless then who is minding the store?
trmp probably wears a suit and tie to bed
a huge blow-out sale is coming in 9 months ...
Donnie is in a Jam of " Fermented Prune Juice" that adds to his loose bowels. Donnie is the "Kingfish of the World's Dirty Diaper Contest"!
Do you think that a man who cannot control his own BOWELS, should not be CONTROLING his country! It is a question of cleanliness, paid professional "WIPERS", and hundreds of cleanup crews required to clean up his bloated, full diapers, and his filthy, talking arse-mouth.
Donnie is a very different person when not SHATING himself 5 to 10 10 times per day.
Are you, my Fellow News Talkers. communists, still enamored of his odious smell? Perhaps, you may need a carload of ICE MASKS to keep you safe.
I have a safe in my office, do you?
Good Night-All, I take it every chance I get. Remember, send $19 per month, and I will teach you how to avoid the STINKY ORANGE PIG!
hopefully one of the mormons on melania's security detail gives her a drug resistant STD ...
Hmmmm....what juicy microbe is available?
meh, my bad, trump probably gave her one already ...
probably more than one