Over 400 of Elon Musk's Children Attended No Kings Rallies
By: Andy Borowitz
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Andy Borowitz Mar 30, 20261,306302154Share
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In yet another indication of the heavy turnout for the No Kings rallies, over 400 of Elon Musk's children attended the protests, according to estimates released on Monday.
Furious about the size of the No Kings crowds, Donald J. Trump claimed that the estimated attendance of eight million "is much lower when you subtract all the people who were there to show their hate for Elon."
"People are saying the number of Elon's kids who turned out was much higher than 400—thousands, maybe millions," he said. "You take away Elon's kids and almost no one was there."
Calling the number of Musk children who despise their father "a sad situation, quite frankly," he added, "So many of Elon's kids showed up there was practically no room for Antifa."
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There wasn't enough room for antifa
I drove around the protest a few times looking for magas to fuck over, and nothing. I had my dummy grenade repainted army green, a bunch of firecrackers, and 2 unregistered throwaways. sometimes it sucks living in a predominately blue state, but I guess I can't blame maga scum for being too cowardly to show up and likely get beaten by a mob that's sick of willful maga ignorance ...
Only 400 hundred? Musk's progeny must be as divided as a G7 summit.
I'm pretty sure this Administration will be remembered as the Goodfellas Gang. Elon, Corey, Pete, Don, JD and Bovino.
Corey, where's the money? Corey, "what money Boss?" Holman, "c'mon Corey, $230 million for a few TV ads on a horse? "
"Warehouses for detention centers without water over valued by tens of millions a piece?"
Pam's days are numbered, no DEI allowed in this gang.
She won't be around when Hegseth is investigated for insider trading.