Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it's a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!

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what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader's health?

Jeff Tiedrich Sep 24, 20261,006215192Share

it just keeps on happening. yesterday was another one of those days where the stupid was so thick, you couldn't even cut it with a knife. here a stupid, there a stupid, everywhere a stupid stupid — and you know what that means: it's time once again to roll out the old Big Wheel of Moron™, give it a vigorous spin, and see where it lands. ready? here we go .

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oh, look. Preznit Fuckwit's minders have decided that Operation Distract from Natalie needs to shift back into high gear — and who better to be that distraction than Dear Leader's own Slovenian rent-a-wife?

after all, she's so relatable . I mean, who among us hasn't married our spouse for their money, recoiled at their touch, refused to share their bed, and then sat alone, counting every second until we finally become a wealthy widow?

nonetheless, just look how excited the Fox Business bobblehead is to be having the First Escort on her show.

Fox Business host Taylor Riggs gushes to Melania Trump that she is "such an inspiration to young moms" who are "trying to organize state dinners"
In response, Melania admits that "family time is suffering" these days for her and there is "less and less" of it

that's what I mean about relatable . I can tell you with absolute certainty that when the spouses in my neighborhood are planning elegant state dinners, they very first thing they ask is, 'how would Melania do it?'

oh please, can we dispense with this fiction that Melly plans anything ? the White House has an entire staff for that shit. Melania is the most detached First Lady in the history of forever. this is not Dolly Madison we're talking about here. it's more like Dolly I Don Geef A Fock.

Mel doesn't even live in the White House. she just shows up for whatever public events she's contractually obligated to attend — but not until the check clears first. trust me, the only thing Melly plans about state dinners is how quickly she can get the fuck back to New York, and away from the barely-a-husband she despises.

but you do have to love this back-handed compliment she casually tosses off in Dear Leader's direction.

Melania Trump on how she thinks her husband is doing as president: "He's doing the best that he can."

yeah, well that's the problem, isn't it? Donny's best totally fucking sucks .

okay, Big Wheel of Moron™, get us out of here. what else ya got?

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oh, this one's great. yesterday, with the press pool is still boycotting Donny's White House events, it was left to the MAGAfied dumbfucks at Real America's Voice to cover Dear Leader's gaggle on the lawn — except they still hadn't worked out this whole 'how do microphones?' thing.

listen to that. no one has any fucking clue what Donny might be gibbering about, because the static is drowning him out. you know what? I-can't-hear-a-word-he's-saying Donny just be my new favorite Donny.

this is the kind of rinky-dink Amateur Hour shit that goes on when the grown-ups aren't around to supervise. this is what Melania is talking about when she says that Dear Leader is doing 'the best he can.'

Donny's best sucks .

let's just throw our heads back in laughter, and give another tug on the Big Wheel.

did you know that the White House has been making an entire list of other Emotional Support Buildings that our Attention-Hog-in-Chief can put his accursed name all over? stop smirking, it's true. MS-NOW aired a whole thing on it last night — and you'll never guess which historic site is included on that list.

wait, what? Ford's Theatre?

you mean that place where that guy did that thing to that other guy ?

honestly, who in the White House thought this was a good idea, to slap the Donny's name all over that place where some other president got sic semper tyrannis'd right in the skull ? is that really what these dumbfucks want Dear Leader's name associated with?

good lord, they're all just like their boss, in that they act first and think never — and speaking of their boss, when he heard the news, he threw a thermonuclear hissy.

Donny's childish meltdown — and angry denial — is all the proof you need that this story is one hundred percent true.

meanwhile, let's go live to Melania, for her reaction to the news that Donny's name might be going up on Ford's Theatre.

go easy on the sauce, Mel — remember, you're got a whole state dinner to plan.

okay, let's give that Big Wheel one final spin.

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hey, remember a few months ago, when Donny made that big prime-time speech about how China stole the 2020 election for Sleepy Joe Biden, and even the loyalists at Fox News were all, 'shut the fuck up, bro, we have real things to worry about' ?

what ever happened with that?

it's a legit question to ask, because if Donny actually believes it's true, shouldn't he still be be Big Mad about that, and not rolling out the red carpet for China's President Xi?

HUMILIATING: Trump had U.S. service members on their knees cleaning the red carpet for China's President Xi, then went to greet him at the airport, something Xi didn't even do for Trump in China.
Trump isn't putting America First. He's putting America on its knees.

I mean, Donny has a serious schoolgirl crush on his despot bestie.

I met President Xi at the plane (Airport!) yesterday and he looks strong, vibrant, and fit - Better than ever. Madam Xi, of course, BEAUTIFUL! President DJT

that's way too much information, my dude. no one needs to know how much you're drooling over Xi's big strong looks, with vibrancy like few thought possible.

oh, and thanks for clarifying that whole 'plane (Airport!)' thing, honcho. a lot of us were confused about where one goes to meet planes.

but seriously, why is Donny being such an obsequious dipshit for the president of China? the only other person for whom he rolls out the literal red carpet and goes out to meet is his other despot bestie, Putin.

our actual allies get treated like crap. Donny waits for them back at the White House, and then tries to pull that infantile Alpha-Top-Dog-Dick-Measuring handshake.

he never attempts that shit with Xi or Putin. he's too sickeningly love-smitten.

but here's my real question: what the fuck was going on with Donny during the military flyover that he'd arranged in honor of his bestie?

homey is unwell.

we really need to gif that shit for posterity's sake.

look at Donny. he's in actual, serious pain as the flyover occurs, while Xi just stands there like it's no biggie. nobody else flinches — just Donny.

what the fuck?

you know what? we should consult an actual expert. hey, six-fingered plagiarism robot, is a sensitivity to loud noises a sign of dementia?

Yes, sensitivity to loud noises can be a sign or symptom of dementia . [1, 2]

Why Noise Sensitivity Happens in Dementia

• Altered Processing: The ears may function normally, but the brain struggles to interpret and filter incoming sounds.

• Cognitive Overload: Everyday background noises can seem magnified or distorted, causing the brain to become overwhelmed.

• Behavioral Impact: This heightened sensitivity often leads to confusion, stress, anxiety, or agitation. [1, 2, 3]

oh, huh. tell me, it a bad thing when a country's chief executive is so impaired that his cognitively-collapsed brain becomes overwhelmed because sound ?

you know, maybe someone might ought to have that checked out.

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hey, guess what: it's time for our Daily Claudia.

here's a triptych from a three-days-before-her-actual-74th-birthday lunch at Blu Pointe in Newburgh, on February 2, 2024.

have a great Thursday, everyone.

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