It’s Friday The 13th. Here Are 13 Signs That You May Be Unlucky, Or Just A Schmuck
By: Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass (The Federalist)
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Feeling unlucky?
It's Friday the 13th, a relatively rare date on the calendar that the superstitious regard in the same way they might a black cat crossing their path, breaking a mirror, or being associated with the Democratic Party. There's only one of these fearful Friday's this year, and for the super superstitious that's one too many. (There are three next year. Ouch!)
Let's face it, paraskevidekatriaphobia — the fear of Friday the 13th — is real, if mostly unfounded. Although, if you've watched the movies you know Jason only does his murdering on Friday the 13th. And Lord knows some of the most horrific TV programming has occurred on Fridays with ABC's TGIF lineup. Steve Urkel and a clean Bob Saget were as horrifying as anything a hockey mask-wearing psychopath could dish out.
There are those who believe that if it wasn't for bad luck, they'd have no luck at all. And plenty of politicians and celebrities have pushed their luck with the American people.
On this Friday the 13th, Here are the top 13 signs that you're either unlucky or just a schmuck.
- You get "forcibly" — and righteously — removed from a Department of Homeland Security press conference while pulling a political stunt and acting like an idiot.
This is a real @nytimes headline. pic.twitter.com/7Z5itbno3O
— Tricia McLaughlin (@TriciaOhio) June 13, 2025
2. You're the commander-in-chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps out for a pleasant stroll down the street to check out your sweet enriched uranium facility (for "peaceful" purposes, of course), when suddenly you look up to see a large, fast-flying metal object above you with the message, "How Jew You Like Me Now?"
Commander-in-chief of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps killed in Israeli strikes, multiple Iranian state media reporthttps://t.co/z3qWilVcia
— CNN (@CNN) June 13, 2025
3. You are governed by Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass.
4. You get deported after the Mexican flag you wave at the anti-ICE riot lets immigration enforcement officials know exactly where to send you.
New York Times' Hypocritical 'Tale Of Two Flags' Coverage Encapsulates Media's Seething Biashttps://t.co/904E8MA2QH
— The Federalist (@FDRLST) June 11, 2025
5. You own an Apple or Adidas store in any "Sanctuary City." Looters often bring seven years of bad luck.
6. You decide to make an illegal immigrant and accused human smuggler of gang members and children the face of your political party.
Sen. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., is "doubling down on stupid" with his press conferences about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, former Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said. https://t.co/YL2q2CrahG
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) April 19, 2025
7. You are a legendary female gymnast who just attacked a top former collegiate female swimmer who lost to dudes for not "uplifting the trans community." Then you offer a half-hearted apology and step away from the fight because you're kind of good at quitting, too.
8. You're a sham journalist who has written a tell-all book about perhaps the greatest cover-up in U.S. presidential history but you refuse to tell all under oath to a congressional committee.
Very interesting. CNN activist @jaketapper is refusing to testify under oath to the Senate Judiciary Committee next week about his money-making book's claims regarding President Joe Biden's senility.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 12, 2025
9. You are the Pride Month Delegation to Gaza, featuring the LGBT Queer Choir.
10. You are Joe Biden's former White House physician who has repeatedly declared the former president "fit for duty." You also apparently went to the Dr. Nick Riviera School of Medicine.
11. You said, "I do," to Maxine Waters.
12. You run a taxpayer-subsidized corporation funding leftist public TV and radio networks that openly despise conservative Americans and provide public relations for the Democratic Party.
13. You agree to run Kamala Harris' 2028 presidential campaign, and pick up her wine tab.
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Well, it's not wrong.
You wake up from a bad dream (you think) and then realize that "The Apprentice" really is in the White House.
And he's doing what the previous administration refused to do.
Yes "The One with Orange Hair" has terrified millions, disrupted the economy, destroyed centuries long relationships with allies and brought disgrace to the office of the President.
And you are right the previous administration refused to do those things
That is why we hold elections.
I understand your point and it is a valid one.
But in response to the comment I made, it sounds ignorant and misguided
You mean ignorant like "the one with the orange hair" instead of using a name?
At any rate, the economy is doing far better than it was this time 4 years ago, trade is now looking more fair than this time 4 years ago, the only ones that are "scared" are those who shouldn't be here.
You mean ignorant like "the one with the orange hair" instead of using a name?
That is a universally accepted descriptor of The Apprentice