10 Questions You Should Be Able To Answer In Order To Vote | Babylon Bee
By: The Babylon Bee
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Politics · Aug 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
With President Donald Trump making election reform a priority, cleaning up the process and determining qualifications for voting are important. Who should vote, and how can it be determined?
The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of questions that should have to be answered correctly in order to vote:
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"Which lane is for passing?": Any true American will know this.
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"Do you return grocery carts to the corral?": The United States is a civilized nation ruled by laws and human decency.
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"Which actor famously broke his toe during filming of The Two Towers?": Anyone who doesn't know this has no business choosing the country's leaders.
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"How many Communists have you punched?": Only numbers greater than 0 are acceptable.
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"Did Han shoot first?": People who revise history must never vote.
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"You're in a desert, walking along, when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?": Have to weed out the replicants.
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"Are you now or have you ever been deceased?": This will also determine your party registration.
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"Name one country greater than America.": If any answer is given, they fail.
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"What is a woman?": A "Phone a Friend" option to call Matt Walsh is not allowed.
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"What country are you a citizen of?": If the answer is "Somalia," they are only allowed to vote in Minnesota.
Seems like an easy test to pass. If you're an American. What other questions should someone be required to answer correctly in order to vote? Post your suggestions in the comments below.
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Well, it's a start....................satire...........bigger than life
What country are you a citizen of?": If the answer is "Somalia," they are only allowed to vote in Minnesota
If they asked members of Congress what country they owe their primary loyalty too, a few democrats would be in trouble.
1. Who really won the Civil War ?
2. Did you approve of Trump rally goers extending their arms when Trump asked them for their personal loyalty?
3. Who won the 2020 election? (Not who was president afterwards, who won.)
4. Did George Washington cut down the cherry tree?
5. Was U.S. business corrupt in the "Gilded Age" ?
That weeds out A LOT of Democrat voters.