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Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  last year  •  20 comments


Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg
Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz.

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Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg

Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could intimidate Mark Zuckerberg but it didn’t work. Zuck accepted the challenge so Musk is backing down.

What could have been the “nerd fight of the century” probably isn’t going to happen.

Mark Zuckerberg says 'it's time to move on' from Elon Musk cage fight

CNN Business

Mark Zuckerberg says Elon Musk “isn’t serious” about a cage fight and “it’s time to move on” from their proposed showdown, the details of which were never nailed down.

“Elon won’t confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead,” the Meta chief executive wrote on social platform Threads Sunday.

“If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.”

So, what do you think?  Will the evil billionaires ever actually fight?  If they do fight, who do you think will win?  Is Elon Musk the whitest guy in history?

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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    last year

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TᵢG
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2  TᵢG    last year

Zuckerberg is an accomplished martial artist.   Musk would be humiliated.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  TᵢG @2    last year
Zuckerberg is an accomplished martial artist.

Zuck has mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

Musk knows Taekwondo.

Jiu Jitsu is a much better "art" in a mixed martial arts bout.

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Zuck would probably choke out  Musk.

 
 
 
TᵢG
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2.2.1  TᵢG  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.2    last year

Taekwondo is largely dance.   It does not focus on the generation of power in strikes but rather on "cool looking moves".   So Musk could gain 'points' if his Taekwondo skills are made fresh but points (determination by judges) in this match are irrelevant.   Doing damage is what counts here.

I suspect that if this ever happens, Musk will seek special rules that allow him to score points by contact rather than a pure MMA-style match.

 
 
 
Kavika
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4  Kavika     last year

Damn Musk is really white, startling white actually.

 
 
 
devangelical
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4.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @4    last year

snow white...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @4.1    last year
Damn Musk is really white

Yeah he is "Muskmallow Man".

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Kavika
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5  Kavika     last year

MCMAP would take either of them down in a minute as would SOCP. They are military martial arts of the Marines and Army Special Forces/Rangers. Both are a combination of a number of other martial arts and also include weapons/knives they focus on killing not scoring points. There are other systems used by the Russians, Thai and Philippine armies that are considered among the best in the world.

 
 
 
Hallux
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6  Hallux    last year

Meh, they could tag team and a dead drunk Jennifer Jones would whack both of them.

 
 
 
devangelical
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6.1  devangelical  replied to  Hallux @6    last year

battle of the billionaire geeks...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @6.1    last year
billionaire geeks...

Billionaire nerds!

NERD FIGHT! Elon Musk Says He Would Fight Mark Zuckerberg In A Cage Match, Zuck Says Send The Location So He Can Pull Up

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devangelical
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6.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.1    last year

the prize is a jewel encrusted platinum pocket protector...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @6.1.2    last year
jewel encrusted platinum pocket protector...

Gotta give 'em the right glasses to put in there.

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Buzz of the Orient
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6.1.4  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  al Jizzerror @6.1.1    last year

Musk could be a no-show, with the excuse that his self-driving car drove him to the wrong location.

 
 

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