MISUNDERSTANDING
MISUNDERSTANDING
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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I almost succumbed to that hysterical laughter that you can't stop because of this one that my brother emailed to me. I hope you all laugh as hard as I did.
Great joke!
One of the best I've read in a long time.
Kudos to your brother!
Over the years I've been active on NT off and on (to say nothing of various other sites). And I have to say-- your brother has posted more incredibly funny jokes than any one else I've seen!
Perhaps due him being 91 years old a lot of what he sends are jokes about the aged. You don't see much humour posted by those who are obsessed by politics. Knowing that I'm not permitted to call out a member who has not posted a comment on this article, there is one member who has been posting great satirical articles, and I'm sure he knows who I mean.
For sure, it was a great ending line.