TODAY'S LAUGH
BOOZE and GOLF
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf"
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My brother's at it again. He also sends me great videos but I can't figure out how to transfer them from my email to here.
i have the same problem with some of the gifs i find , i save them on my tablet , but cant figure out how to transfer them to the comp for use ,
what i have found on the comp is open the video , right click and a menu should drop , click save as . and you get to chose to save it somewhere on your comp . i usually choose downloads or pictures and save to a seperate file in one of those then i can share them from there .
least thats what works for me .
hope this keeps you on the front page for a while .
I was able to save a video but then everything's in Chinese and I don't know what to do from there.
ummmmm, havent a clue .....
i would think somewhere in your settings would be a language choice , but , i never took computer courses either .
i count too much on these smart devices .
Like if I want to use the I'm feature here on site I have to be on my comp or phone, I can't be on my tablet.
My computer has an American operating system and Windows 10 and mostly the necessities are in English, but videos are a problem for me.
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Now that I think of it, I don't drink and haven't played golf for decades, but at least I'm not homeless.