A Very Old Geezer Marries a Beautiful Young Woman
A Very Old Geezer Marries a Beautiful Young Woman
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl. After a year of marriage, she went into the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying: "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year the young bride gave birth again.
The same nurse said "You are truly amazing. How do you do it?"
Again he said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year.
The nurse then said: "Well, well, well, you certainly are quite a man!"
He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black!"
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This was emailed to me by my 91 year-old geezer brother who seems to revel in old folks jokes - I wonder why. I was somewhat leery of posting this one in case some intolerant S.O.B would call me a racist, but I'm a white man who's been happily married for more than 15 years to a Chinese woman and no way am I a racist.
No, but you are a very old geezer who married a beautiful young woman, right?
Perhaps.
But the real question is-- has he recently changed the oil?
Synthetic lubricants make more sense.
Guilty as charged, but she has a daughter and I have at least 2 kids (not quite sure how many) and neither of us want any more.
Oil? What oil?
Not for cooking Chinese food.
Ok ! Fess up. What is/was the secret to get her. She is very attractive and I want one like that.
If that comment was a reply to the image of me and my wife when we had our traditional Chinese wedding, I suggest you come here. I found my wife on an English language dating web site called "Plenty of Fish". But you have to be careful using them because if you are looking for an middle-age woman as I was many of the women post pictures of themselves when they were much younger, and are not honest about having children, which can lead to a real disappointment when you meet them. This is the image on Plenty of Fish that attracted me.
Not only was it currently taken, but it was the ONLY one on the whole site that indicated a child, her 14 year old daughter. She was saying with that photo: "This is who I am. If you want me, you must become a father to my daughter as well". In my opinion, my wife proved how unbelievably honest she was with that photo and it sure as hell won me over. After more than 15 years of marriage I can vouch not only for her absolute honesty, but how perfect a wife she is - she is my absolutely loyal wife, my nurse, my cook, my cleaning lady, my companion, my lover, my protector, my everything, has never said an angry word to me even when there were times I probably deserved it. She looks almost exactly the same now as she did then. As well, I really like her daughter and wanted to adopt her but both Canadian and Chinese law prevented a person my age from adopting. However, I'm a lucky guy, and I know it.
You are a beautiful soul Buzz and she is as lucky as you are that you found each other. May you have many more years together.
Thank you George.
Curious though. Why did you go to China instead of bringing them here or to Canada?
I didn't go to China with the intention of finding a bride. I had retired from my law practice due to the stress and battle with Canada Revenue Agency that caused me to contract clinical depression and I was hospitalized for months. My marriage fell apart, and when I recovered I became the Director of Development for an Israeli hospital. I needed a change in my life. I was corresponding with my nephew, who was teaching English in China and he told me to come to China and he would get me a job there teaching English. It was a fantastic opportunity for the possibility of a whole new life. I've always believed that Life can Imitate Art, and in the movie Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, the elderly Bilbo Baggins leaves Middle Earth with Frodo, and says "There's always time for a new adventure." And in my mind, there was time for a whole new adventure to a magical land I'd never before dreamed of seeing. So about 17 1/2 years ago I left Canada in my late 60s for what truly did become an amazing new adventure, and taught English in a private high school for six years, absolutely LOVED teaching, and then taught privately thereafter. After a couple of years there I was feeling lonely and thought about seeking a new bride, since by then I was divorced. And so, then I found my new wife. I had absolutely no desire to return to Canada, and on my Canada government pensions I can live so much more comfortably in China than I could possibly in Canada, I'm quite happy here. Besides, my wife doesn't want to leave her family and friends. China is not at all the hellhole that a lot people, some on NT, think it is, but then I know it's important for Americans to demonize it and make it America's great number one enemy. LOL