By:  Buzz of the Orient  •  3 days ago  •  13 comments


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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky, what do you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it  tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You're dumber than a buffalo... It means someone stole our tent."

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1  author  Buzz of the Orient    3 days ago

Thanks to my big brother for emailing this to me.  It will give you a little break from the usual Front (Home) Page fare.  To keep this up long enough for members to see and get a laugh out of it, please vote it up and maybe post a comment, or if you happen to have a joke to tell us, let's see it.

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2  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 days ago

Well, it appears that nobody thought this was funny.  Maybe they thought it was racist because of Tonto.  Well, what this joke said was that Tonto had common sense and Roy's head was in the clouds - so if it was racist at all, it was pro Indian and anti white.  

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2.1  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2    2 days ago

Arvo..I did..it has just appeared..😁

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2.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @2.1    2 days ago

Because there were no votes up or comments it got wiped off the board quickly, but my second comment brought it back.

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2.2  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2    2 days ago

i found it amusing Buzz, but i am not a joke telling individual, as i have difficulty remembering them. I am an improvisational ist and make up jokes as i ramble on

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2.2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Igknorantzruls @2.2    2 days ago

It's okay, ig.  You helped with your vote and your comment.

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3  Kavika     2 days ago


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3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika @3    2 days ago

It made me burst out laughing.

charger 383
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4  charger 383    2 days ago

It was funny

Buzz of the Orient
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4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @4    2 days ago

Guess I didn't need to be paranoid about it.

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4.1.1  shona1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1    2 days ago

Nope...lose your sense of humour and you are stuffed..

A tour guide is showing some American tourists around the outback when they come across an Aboriginal man lying on the road with one ear to the ground.

The guide remarks “That’s one of our finest black trackers! He must be tracking something!” So they walk over and the guide asks the Aboriginal man “Hey Bill, what are you tracking?”

“A ute on this road”

“Really? Can you tell how far away it is?”

“About three kilometres.”

“Wow! Can you tell if it is coming towards us, or going away?”

“Going away.”

“Don’t suppose you can tell what kind of ute?”

“Yeah, it’s a 1983 Ford”

At this point one of the Americans is so skeptical that he scoffs “Next you’ll be telling us what colour it is”

“It’s blue” the Aboriginal man replies confidently.

The American tourist is astounded and says “That’s incredible! How can you possibly tell all that?”

“Well I fell off the back of it five minutes ago”

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4.1.2  Kavika   replied to  shona1 @4.1.1    2 days ago


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