SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING
SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING
A Backwoods boy, Stanley, died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp, and they also went to the Local Pub for drinks together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley."
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Stanley "
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "well, Stanley had two assholes."
"What! He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Stanley with them two assholes."
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Another one emailed to me by my brother. Although in the words of what is reputed to be an ancient Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times" and we sure as hell are, if anyone has any jokes to post, please do, cause there isn't much to laugh about these days.
LOL
Hillbilly humour.
I've always wondered about Hillbillies. I wonder what pronouns they choose?
For example, are there hillbillies who are actually biological hillbillies, but who choose to "identify as Rednecks?"
(Asking for a friend
)
Not so sure about pronouns, but they use "ain't" and "'em" and use "them" as an adjective, so your guess is as good as mine.
Is your friend an etymologist?
As a matter of fact he is quite an etymologist. (For some strange reason he’s been fascinated by insects ever since he was a kid).
Currently he collects exotic butterflies . . .
LOL, and now you're trying to NOT be an etymologist.
Well, that's what entomologists do, don't they.
Actually I'm not a real etymologist-- but I play one on TV!
You play it? Does it sound like a Beethoven Sonata?
Ah yes, the wonders of modern technology. Life was so much easier during the 1950s.
In so many ways!
Computers, cell phones, and the related technology we have now is supposed to make life easier.
But sometimes I think they make us have more problems...
You may think so, but I KNOW so.
Problems with technology?
Have you ever considered calling an Etymologist?
I did, but I couldn't understand a word he said.
Morning... another good way to start the day with a laugh...
Not just a good way, but a really good way.
A black friend told me this joke about 20 years ago.
Q: Why is there white chocolate?
A: So black kids can get dirty too.
That's really funny!!! My first burst out laugh of the day, and it's already noon.
A man was in hospital for a colonoscopy in the morning, He took the clean out medicine and laid on the bed. It hit him before he could get up and he went all over the sheets. Embarrassed, he balled them up and threw them out the 4th story window and it landed on a drunk coming out of a bar across the street. The drunk fought and thrashed and finally got the mess off and started jumping up and down on the pile yelling "Take that, Take that" The bartender came out and asked what was going on? The drunk said " i just kicked the Shit out of a ghost"
My second laugh out loud of the day. Thanks charger 383.
Arvo..thank goodness some of you mob haven't lost your sense of humour..
You and I have a sense of humour. Most of them have a sense of humor.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I came to work this morning dressed as Batman.
I've been trying to think of what I would have dressed as when I read your joke. and all I could think of was a 1960s hippie. How about you - manager of the best aquarium in the world?