NEVER TRY TO CON OLD LADIES
NEVER TRY TO CON OLD LADIES
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!" And she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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My brother, who will be 92 a month from now, is my usual source once again. I guess I can understand why he focuses on "old people" jokes.
Actually, with the election being only a few months away, the topic of horse shit is pretty appropriate.
Arvo ....yep the verbal diarrhoea abounds much to their detriment...
Unfortunately, THEY don't think so.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?
Did someone say politics?
LOL. A good political joke, and sort of bipartisan.
Let's try to keep this one on the Front (Home) Page more than 8 hours so more members will get to see it. If you thought this was funny, please vote it up.
Old style humor is still the best.
Yep, even old style humour qualifies, although it gets red-lined on my computer.
Old lady is in grocery store with a little girl. She says "Degree, put the groceries on the conveyor for Grandmother" Then she says "Degree, hand Granny her purse" The clerk says "What a nice granddaughter you have, is Degree a French name?" Granny Says "I sent her mother to college to get a degree and this is what she came home with so I call her Degree"
First laugh for the evening..😁
Enjoy!!!