Got Any Puns??
I love puns, some of them are just too punny! Let's share some of your favorite puns and have some pun!!
I'll start off with a few....
1. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!!
2. A cartoonist was found dead. Details are sketchy.
3. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
4. Haunted pancakes give me the crepes.
Alright now , let's share some more!!
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I heard that England has no kidney bank , but they do have a Liverpool......
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
( snort ) Good one!
ROFLOL !! ( Smileys aren't working)
Puns ? I'm drawing a blank : ==== >
I offered Jello to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
LOL A hangover is the wrath of grapes!
I have lots of puns, but I just don't think this thread is punny enough to post them...
groan.... What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little whine...
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Adonor asks a Red Cross nurse, what is my blood type?
She responds, A.
Hefurther inquires, positive?
She says, I am pretty sure it is.
Einstein developed a theory about space...
...and it was about time, too!
Good one Uppy!!!
Good one Uppy! Elevators are like dress shits, they can either button up,or button down.
Ever wonder if nuns have any dirty habits?
Velcro, what a rip off!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Now THAT is great!! On a couple of different levels!
Renewable energy? I'm a big fan!
I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
A bad shoemaker's assistant was given the boot.
I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
A bee's dream is to live in Pollenisia.
As long as he wasn't given toefu ... ugh !
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
A baseball can sell himself to a new team, if he has a good pitch.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.