Swat Team Storms Home - To Arrest A 7 Year Old.
In a stunning development, a SWAT TEAMinDowney California, a suburb of Los Angeles,attempted to arrest Mechem Gumby, age 7, last night.
The SWAT TEAM, armed with an ''arrest warrant'' from Judge Imnuts, for selling bubblegum from his roadside stand without a proper license.
As the SWAT TEAM, armed with a no-knock arrest warrant, broke down the door to the family single wide. Gumby was well prepared. Members of his ''gang'' had gathered information that alerted Gumby to the assault on his person.
In the quick thinking of any 7 year old, he had placed, alreadychewed bubblegum, on the front steps of the single wide. It is reported that Gumby than barricaded himself in the single wide, armed with a bottle of Simple Green, and his wits.He held off the SWAT TEAM for hours. In this tense stand off, SWAT TEAM members had to remove their boots to get clear of the bubblegum that they were stuck in.
Gumby, using all the cunning of a 7 year old, would than attack the SWAT TEAM with his bottle of Simple Green, squirting the TEAM and cleaning them up. (one SWAT TEAM member said his uniform had never been so clean. That kid really knows his Simple Green, the officer was quoted as saying).
Finally, in desperation the SWAT TEAM, with the aid of drones, armored vehicles and Mounted Police, stormed the single wide. But Gumby was no where to be found.
Gumby father, was quoted as saying, ''My son is innocent''...
Gumby, described as being 4 feet, 1 inch tall, weighting 80 lbs. dressed in a Mickey Mouse T-shirt, knickers and moccasins was last seen riding away on his Red Ryder Trike, shouting, they'll never take me alive. It was noted by his father, that Gumby may be headed to ''Fire Lake'', to join another outlaw, Willie Nelson.
Gumby faces charges or selling bubblegum without a license, assault on a police officer, (13 counts,he was good with his bottle of Simple Green). Evading arrest, flight to avoid prosecution and being underage. He faces up to 75 years in prison. The DA has vowed to have Gumby tried as an adult.
A BOLO has been issued. Gumby is to be considered armed and dangerous.
Meanwhile, in other news, Jesse Jackson Jr. was sentenced to 30months in Club Fedfor stealing $750,000 from the taxpayers. The DOD ''lost'' $8 billion dollars. Exxon poisoned the Gulf of Mexico.
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Kavika--
You've been hanging out w/ Badfish again, haven't you?
Nope, but he's been hanging with me...LOL
Gumby is on the run now Gunny. A wanted kid, once he joins up with Willie, they run amuck.
They'll be known as the ''Red Trike Gang''...
Gumby and Willie are revolting as we speak BF. They are leading the charge.
And here is his side kick, Willie
Hilarious! Thanks for posting it!!
LOL, gotta watch out for those trikes.
Based on this recent news item :
Marijuana In Wendy's Burger Was 'Misplaced' By Employee Amy Seiber: Cops
I'm going to assume there was a little something extra in that bubblegum ...
Ooopppssss, I hate it when I misplace MJ...LOL, good one Petey.
A photo released by the Downey Police Dept of Gumby with his ''Super Gum''.
Judge Imnuts. I have met him before. Many times.
I knew that I could count on you to pick up on that Grump...
LOL Kavika! You crack you and me up!
Gumby and Willie are my hero's. The Indian version of, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid..
Right wing Conservative Police Chiefs drive the Law to extremes. Odd they didn't use tear gas or a hand gernade to deal with this seven year old who escaped on his Bike/trike. If he were rich instead of a sentence of 75 years he might be looking at two weeks of house arrest except for hand cuffs to and from school. Or like Lindsey Lohan perhaps just a gentle slap/pat on the backside.
It would take more than Simple Green to clean up California police. L.A. needs 5,000,000 gallons of Dawn just for that filthy group.
LOL retired military. Probably true.