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Boob Map Of The World - Which Countries Have The Biggest Boobs

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  kavika  •  11 years ago  •  73 comments

Boob Map Of The World - Which Countries Have The Biggest Boobs

Since Rescue did her Weenie size map of the world. Which was very sexist by the way. I decided that I would add the boob map of the world, for all you boob guys.

What's fair is fair.

Now it would seem that the U.S. would be the ''Biggest Boob'', with all theboob enhancementwe have floating around. But no, we are not.

The map tells all. Plane tickets available through, ''Kavika's Travel'' Website... www.IMABOOB

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/26/big-boob-map-biggest-boobs-world-breast-size_n_1456565.html


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Enjoy.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
Freshman Silent
link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Those poor Chinese. Small boobs and, according to Rescue's article, little peckers, too. Ha and ha ha ha. But, apparently, they do manage somehow, don't they?

 
 
 
Chloe
Freshman Silent
link   Chloe    11 years ago

Nonetheless, on both maps, the women of Russian, Finland, Sweden and Norway seem to be the big "winners," boasting "larger than a D cup" bra sizes. Kudos, ladies.

Lest any Americans reading this feel inferior, know that women in the U.S. have mostly D-cup breasts, along with Venezuela and Colombia. As for the smallest chests, apparently those are found in Africa and Asia, particularly in East Asia. So now you know.

Well, I'm not a man, but I still thought that was interesting. Tho, I do question if their judgment was based on purchases - then it seems that padded bras should be taken into consideration [maybe they were]. At any rate--I'm surprised with these findings.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

1.3 Billion of them, so they must know something.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Hi Chloe, I was surprised as well. Seems those northern countries have something going for them.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

That map might actually be a disguise for Russia's plan on the spread of Communism :

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Nigel Dogberry
Freshman Silent
link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Yeah and three cheers for northern countries. It's cold up there in the north. Gotta keep those little babies warm somehow and I think big boobs would be fine baby warmers. And, daddy warmers, too, let's not forget. Isn't that sweet?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

LMAO, good one Petey.

Kavika looks for female KGB agents.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

''Isn't that sweet''? Indeed it is.

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

Kav....LOL, sun must be a boob killer Grin.gif , and yet they are Nordic giants... [dumb joke, I know:]

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

''sun must be a boob killer''...LOL, well, that's one way to look at it. Or snow is a boob enhancer..Grin.gif

 
 
 
Neetu2
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link   Neetu2    11 years ago

Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
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Grin.gif

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    11 years ago

women in the U.S. have mostly D-cup breasts, along with Venezuela and Colombia.

You mean that they have D-cup boobs and Venezuela and Colombia on their chests?? No wonder they have back pain.

Keep in mind that the women up in Russia remain proportional. If they have a chest measurement of 42DDD, then their waist would be about 36" with a 42" butt. Tractor drivers, yes; slinky Soviet spies, no. Natasha Fatale is but a memory.

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

LoL!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

LOL TTGA. Very creative.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Yes, Vlad the Impaler...Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

LMAO RW....

I'm on my way to Russia, to see if I can handle the problem, or whatever else.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Those Russian women need those big boobs to help them maintain forward momentum when they are pulling the plow through the fields. I just made that up, you know.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

And it stops them from falling on their face.Smile.gif I just made that up as well...LOL

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

heh heh

 
 
 
Neetu2
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link   Neetu2    11 years ago

Ah yes, the baboobshka dollsSmile.gif !

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Love those baboobshka dolls Neetu.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Us Ojibwe, are Smooooth Operators RW. I can ''handle'' it..Smile.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

Well, I guess the Russian husbands found a way to put them to good use...I'm just not sure what they were trying to catch ?

http://global3.memecdn.com/booby-traps_o_924193.jpg

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Here in China the most superfluous article of clothing is the brassiere. LOL

I once heard someone say that anything more than a handful is unnecessary.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

LMAO

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

They are Justice. Our Congress and the Russian Paraliment.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Neetu2
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link   Neetu2    11 years ago

Smile.gif I wonder if they fit one inside the other like the dolls are supposed to???

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Now that could be a problem Neetu. How do you, never mind.Smile.gif

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    11 years ago

Not even creative comedy, I'm afraid. I just take semi-related facts and fit them together in weird ways, and it sometimes comes out funny.

I'm just waiting for one of the ladies, who may be near snow right now, to go to the snowfield, remove all clothing and roll around in it to test whether snow is a boob enhancer. They should then let us know two things. A. Did the boobs get any bigger, and, B. What's the prognosis on the frostbite?

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

OK ... so the theory is that anything that will "turn on the headlights" will also enhance boob size ... is thatit ?

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Ouch, that has to hurt. A lot. Arthur is in lots of trouble now.

 
 
 
palma
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link   palma    11 years ago

168 views and 41 replies.

Says it all Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Buzz your being bad today.Smile.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

168 views and 41 replies..

Lot's of ''Peeping Tom's''.

 
 
 
Chloe
Freshman Silent
link   Chloe    11 years ago

Then too, not everyone's hand is the same size. Grin.gif

Small people have small hands... guess it all works out the way it's supposed to.

 
 
 
palma
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link   palma    11 years ago

it is said, the best perfumes are in small bottlesSmile.gif

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Keep telling yourself that and maybe some day you will believe it. hee hee hee.

 
 
 
palma
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link   palma    11 years ago

yeah, you're right. My ex-husband was shortSmile.gif

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    11 years ago

That's just because all the guys are drooling all over the keyboard and can't type with it that slippery.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

palma, Buahahahaha. Excellent response. Loved it.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

lol, RW.

Well, if Palma was implying that his being short meant that he also had relatively small hands, then maybe it doesn't matter; some think it's all in the thumb, others think it's all in the ring finger. Grin.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

That too. 3.gif

(actually, my previous comment should have been on Rescue's article...lol)

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Kavika covers his ears, before palma can answer...Smile.gif

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

My vision is not that great, Raven, and I thought you said: "A little panty is good for keeping things interesting..."

Grin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

We don't discuss, we drool a lot.Smile.gif A panty party!!!! Oh, sorry parity. What kind of a party is that?

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    11 years ago

Just mention "boobs" and one will see all men go into total silliness.

You guys make it so easy for us LOL

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    11 years ago

to his credit, he was short in stature ( and I am not one to give him credit for anything except of course, his minimal contribution in the making of my daughter)

And you know how the saying goes for when something is short there's always compensation elsewhereGrin.gif

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

palma, palma, palma....I am a student and admirer of female form. It's an art thing for those of us that are on a higher plain. I would never, ever stoop to silliness over a couple of boobs, no matter their size.

Right now I'm reading an article on the ''Female Form over the Centuries'' in Playboy. As you can see, I am a man of taste.

 
 
 
Chloe
Freshman Silent
link   Chloe    11 years ago

In that regard, Kav... I've always wondered why the Roman art depicted women with short torsos, small boobs, and then these giant [thick thighs and calves] legs that resembled a line-backer's. Do you think women used to look like that?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Being a Shape Shifter, I did a quick trip to that time period and much to my surprise, yes they did. I'll have to go back some time to see why this is.

I am a fan of the Rubenesque period. Big boobs, big hips, big butt. Smile.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
Freshman Silent
link   Chloe    11 years ago

LOL!

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    11 years ago

ex-husband. Please note "EX".

Do not spoil my weekend by making me think of himSmile.gif

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    11 years ago

I would never, ever stoop to silliness over a couple of boobs,

a certain Opera House in Australia says otherwiseGrin.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
Freshman Silent
link   Chloe    11 years ago

LOL... is that also called "voluptuous"? (or Kardashian:)

 
 
 
palma
Freshman Silent
link   palma    11 years ago

yes Raven, their eyes are elsewhere

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

palma, you know that I was attacked by the biggest boobs in Australia. I am innocent.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

Yes it is Chole, I prefer the more artsy wording though..Smile.gif

 
 
 
palma
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link   palma    11 years ago

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Not sure if I am laughing for your answer above or for picturing the event at the Opera house

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   seeder  Kavika     11 years ago

I claim, once again, my innocence.

 
 

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