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Muslim Brotherhood claims interim Egyptian president is Jewish

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  the-irascible-harry-krishner  •  11 years ago  •  33 comments

Muslim Brotherhood claims interim Egyptian president is Jewish

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IkhwanOnline, the official Web site of Egypts Muslim Brotherhood, posted an article on Thursday asserting that the countrys new interim president, Adly Mansour, is secretly Jewish.

The article cited as its source the purported Facebook page of an al-Jazeera Arabic broadcaster, although its not clear whether the Facebook page is real. The article claims that Mansour is considered to be a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a Jewish sect.

The article goes on to connect Mansours appointment as president to a global conspiracy involving the United States, Israel and Mohamed ElBaradei. This, it says, was a token gesture offered to the Jews by ElBaradei so that he can become President of the Republic in the fake elections that the military will guard and whose results they will falsify in their interests. All with the approval of America, Israel and the Arabs, of course.

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Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Who says that Islamic extremists lack a sense of humour? Grin.gif

 
 
 
Jonathan P
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link   Jonathan P    11 years ago

I must admit that I'm deriving a certain amount of satisfaction from stories like this.

Usually, "news" like this pits the Arab world against the West. It is designed to rile the masses against the "infidel", thereby perpetuating the myths and the hatred. Now, we see them using the same device against each other. To what end is this? I'm thinking that it perpetuates the bad feelings between the warring factions, and is an indicator that there will never be a solution that is good enough to stop the hatred and violence. We could always do without the violence, but I think it's important to look at events like this, along with the various reactions by the players. It helps us to understand what we're dealing with when they deal with us.

And we're better off not dealing with them at all.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

In other news:

Recent anti-government protests that recently wracked cities across Turkey have been the work of the Jewish diaspora. That's according to Turkey's Deputy Prime Minister Besir Atalay who was quoted by Turkish media as saying, "There are some circles that are jealous of Turkey's growth. They are all uniting, on one side the Jewish diaspora.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

 
 
 
Jonathan P
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link   Jonathan P    11 years ago

Well yeah...

...thing is, there are people who swear by that lunacy. Several hundred million, worldwide. Probably a good number born and raised in the good 'ol USofA. And we're supposed to welcome that kind of behavior that newest of bullshit concepts known as "multiculturalism". Let us embrace the haters. After all, all they need is a big hug, and to be understood.

No way. I say let's git while the gittin's good. They're squaring off against each other. No need to take a side. Especially since either side will end up hating us.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    11 years ago

In the eyes of the world, it was these very kinda wacky conspiracies espoused by the mb, that leave a bad taste in the mouth. While they may fuel islamists passions, it reminds everyone else how idiotic they actually are.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

claims that Mansour is considered to be a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a Jewish sect.

These guyz are really funny . Who is their writer ??

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

More Egyptian humour:

Egypt closes Pyramids over fears Jewish Freemasons to reclaim the Pyramids as ancient Hebrew structures

imagesizer?file=null-nullD015EA01-4960-07CE-392F-93B394F165AE.jpg&width=380 Supreme Council of Antiquities succumbs to pressure over rumors that Jewish Masons were on their way to Cairo to claim pyramids as their own.

One SCA employee claimed that a crew of 1,200 Jews were planning to attend the event, crowning the mightiest of the three structures with a Star of David in order to assert the claim that Jewish slaves built the pyramids, and not the ancient Egyptians, Egyptian daily Al Ahram reported.

Hat tip: krishna

(This story is not a hoax-- they actually did this. It was reported inn al Ahram, an Egyptian newspaper).

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

ROTFL, what a great clip Perrie.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

Petey, I don't think that they have a writer. This babble comes straight from the ''horses mouth''..Smile.gif

 
 
 
bluearcher
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link   bluearcher    11 years ago

Arab Muslims could use an educated Jew to run their countries.

Israel is a shining jewel in comparison to the surrounding Muslim countries. 149 Nobel prizes to Jews and 2 to Muslims. Go figure.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    11 years ago

True dat.

They take ol' mo at his word.

 
 
 
Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

Krishna, this is a hoax. It was the Seventh Day Adventists...Smile.gif

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

Mo said the Seventh Day Adventists are a Jewish sect ?

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Mo said the Seventh Day Adventists are a Jewish sect ?

Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) knows best!

Actually, I had always suspected that the 7th Day Adventists were Jews....this merely confirms it!

Alahu Snackbar!

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Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Krishna, this is a hoax. It was the Seventh Day Adventists...Smile.gif

You might be right.

And I wouldn't be surprised if they were also actually the ones behind the sharks in Egyptian waters as well:

Egypt: Sinai shark attacks could be Israeli plot

Egyptian officials say they have not ruled out the possibility that a fatal shark attack in Sinai on Sunday could have been a plot by the Mossad.

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Heh! Grin.gif

How astute of those Egyptians-- even the Mossad can't fool them!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

It was a land shark, so I'm sure it was the Israelis..Or perhaps it was Lounge LizardSmile.gif

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   Larry Hampton    11 years ago

No, not eaxactly; but,dissimulation and lying (taqiyya) are ok to further the religion of peace according to ol'mo's own words.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Let us embrace the haters. After all, all they need is a big hug, and to be understood.

The Hippies were right-- all you need is love.

And, of course...Flower Power!

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Kavika
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link   Kavika     11 years ago

LOL

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

Just as an aside "taqiyya" would make a great name for a rock band ...

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    11 years ago

LOL

:~)

 
 
 
Jonathan P
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link   Jonathan P    11 years ago

...or maybe the sound of one long blast from a ram's horn.

Just sayin'

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

That works on : "the artist formerly known as Prince" principal ...

 
 
 
TTGA
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link   TTGA    11 years ago

Righttt. And, obviously, Mr. Obama is secretly a Cardinal in the Catholic Church. He just keeps it hidden because......well, who the hell knows why. Irrational behavior is the very essence of comedy, Krish.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

6387_discussions.jpg (Nasrallah has been sending Hezb'Allah troops to fight in Syria-- pissing of the Sunnis worldwide.)

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    10 years ago

I always thought that "taqiyya" was what they say before they blow the shofar. Actually, blowing the shofar (isn't that the guy who drives you around?) could be considered a forbidden sexual act, couldn't it?

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    10 years ago

I always thought that "taqiyya" was what they say before they blow the shofar. Actually, blowing the shofar (isn't that the guy who drives you around?) could be considered a forbidden sexual act, couldn't it?

I wouldn't be surprised if blowing your nose isn't illegal in some Arab countries!

 
 
 
Enoch
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link   Enoch    10 years ago

Another Sect Change related dilemma?

 
 
 
Enoch
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link   Enoch    10 years ago

Hershey's makes a delicious milk chocolate Almond Akbar.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   Buzz of the Orient    10 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if blowing your nose isn't illegal in some Arab countries!

It could be contrary to Sharia law only if women do it (especially when driving a car).

 
 
 
pokermike
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link   pokermike    10 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if blowing your nose isn't illegal in some Arab countries!

I don't know if there are legal repurcussions for illicit nose-blowing, but Mohammed did give instructions about it.

Narrated by Abu Hurraira: The Prophet said, If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.

 
 
 
Krishna
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link   seeder  Krishna    10 years ago

The Prophet said, If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.

What? Did the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) say it was Satan? (And here all along everyone had thought it was those pesky Jews Zionists!).

 
 

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