Muslim Brotherhood claims interim Egyptian president is Jewish
Category: The Lighter Side/ Humor
Via: the-irascible-harry-krishner • 11 years ago • 33 commentsIkhwanOnline, the official Web site of Egypts Muslim Brotherhood, posted an article on Thursday asserting that the countrys new interim president, Adly Mansour, is secretly Jewish.
The article cited as its source the purported Facebook page of an al-Jazeera Arabic broadcaster, although its not clear whether the Facebook page is real. The article claims that Mansour is considered to be a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a Jewish sect.
The article goes on to connect Mansours appointment as president to a global conspiracy involving the United States, Israel and Mohamed ElBaradei. This, it says, was a token gesture offered to the Jews by ElBaradei so that he can become President of the Republic in the fake elections that the military will guard and whose results they will falsify in their interests. All with the approval of America, Israel and the Arabs, of course.
Who says that Islamic extremists lack a sense of humour?
I must admit that I'm deriving a certain amount of satisfaction from stories like this.
Usually, "news" like this pits the Arab world against the West. It is designed to rile the masses against the "infidel", thereby perpetuating the myths and the hatred. Now, we see them using the same device against each other. To what end is this? I'm thinking that it perpetuates the bad feelings between the warring factions, and is an indicator that there will never be a solution that is good enough to stop the hatred and violence. We could always do without the violence, but I think it's important to look at events like this, along with the various reactions by the players. It helps us to understand what we're dealing with when they deal with us.
And we're better off not dealing with them at all.
In other news:
Well yeah...
...thing is, there are people who swear by that lunacy. Several hundred million, worldwide. Probably a good number born and raised in the good 'ol USofA. And we're supposed to welcome that kind of behavior that newest of bullshit concepts known as "multiculturalism". Let us embrace the haters. After all, all they need is a big hug, and to be understood.
No way. I say let's git while the gittin's good. They're squaring off against each other. No need to take a side. Especially since either side will end up hating us.
In the eyes of the world, it was these very kinda wacky conspiracies espoused by the mb, that leave a bad taste in the mouth. While they may fuel islamists passions, it reminds everyone else how idiotic they actually are.
claims that Mansour is considered to be a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a Jewish sect.
These guyz are really funny . Who is their writer ??
More Egyptian humour:
(This story is not a hoax-- they actually did this. It was reported inn al Ahram, an Egyptian newspaper).
ROTFL, what a great clip Perrie.
Petey, I don't think that they have a writer. This babble comes straight from the ''horses mouth''..
Arab Muslims could use an educated Jew to run their countries.
Israel is a shining jewel in comparison to the surrounding Muslim countries. 149 Nobel prizes to Jews and 2 to Muslims. Go figure.
True dat.
They take ol' mo at his word.
Krishna, this is a hoax. It was the Seventh Day Adventists...
Mo said the Seventh Day Adventists are a Jewish sect ?
Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) knows best!
Actually, I had always suspected that the 7th Day Adventists were Jews....this merely confirms it!
Alahu Snackbar!
You might be right.
And I wouldn't be surprised if they were also actually the ones behind the sharks in Egyptian waters as well:
Heh!
How astute of those Egyptians-- even the Mossad can't fool them!
It was a land shark, so I'm sure it was the Israelis..Or perhaps it was Lounge Lizard
No, not eaxactly; but,dissimulation and lying (taqiyya) are ok to further the religion of peace according to ol'mo's own words.
The Hippies were right-- all you need is love.
And, of course...Flower Power!
LOL
Just as an aside "taqiyya" would make a great name for a rock band ...
LOL
:~)
...or maybe the sound of one long blast from a ram's horn.
Just sayin'
That works on : "the artist formerly known as Prince" principal ...
Righttt. And, obviously, Mr. Obama is secretly a Cardinal in the Catholic Church. He just keeps it hidden because......well, who the hell knows why. Irrational behavior is the very essence of comedy, Krish.
I always thought that "taqiyya" was what they say before they blow the shofar. Actually, blowing the shofar (isn't that the guy who drives you around?) could be considered a forbidden sexual act, couldn't it?
I wouldn't be surprised if blowing your nose isn't illegal in some Arab countries!
Another Sect Change related dilemma?
Hershey's makes a delicious milk chocolate Almond Akbar.
It could be contrary to Sharia law only if women do it (especially when driving a car).
I don't know if there are legal repurcussions for illicit nose-blowing, but Mohammed did give instructions about it.
Narrated by Abu Hurraira: The Prophet said, If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.
What? Did the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) say it was Satan? (And here all along everyone had thought it was those pesky Jews Zionists!).