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What was Jesus? Logic at Work.

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  11 years ago  •  11 comments

What was Jesus? Logic at Work.

What was Jesus? Logic at Work.

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


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Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

LOL

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

''Kavika, have a lovely day today. From my heart''..Thanks Suz and right back at you.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

LMAO and so cute without being demeaning Buzz!

Well Done!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

I didn't write it, but I believe Suz thinks Kavika did. Did you write it Kavika?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Hey Suz, I have trouble with the lack of colour contrast myself, so I understand. Anyway, I wasn't serious and no apology was necessary, so you have a great holiday weekend yourself.

 
 
 
bluearcher
Freshman Silent
link   bluearcher    11 years ago

Jesus can be pretty much anything to anyone. Especially considering there has been @ 2000 years of rewrites, editing, and fabrication.The Bible itself is contradictory @ what Jesus was or wasn't.

The same applies to Mohammed. The followers\believers idolize and the detractors criticize.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     11 years ago

No, I didn't write it. I thought you did Buzz.

 
 
 
Neetu2
Freshman Silent
link   Neetu2    11 years ago

umm........um.....um......Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    11 years ago

Now this is weird, Neetu. I have an email notification that your messages was:

Here's to Jesus, whatever he was! Cheers!

And when I clicked to open it, I saw the message just above. Did you change your mind and edit the original message?

Had your message been as first indicated, I would have responded with: "I'll drink to that!"

 
 

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