What was Jesus? Logic at Work.
What was Jesus? Logic at Work.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an AMEN!!
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''Kavika, have a lovely day today. From my heart''..Thanks Suz and right back at you.
LMAO and so cute without being demeaning Buzz!
Well Done!
I didn't write it, but I believe Suz thinks Kavika did. Did you write it Kavika?
Hey Suz, I have trouble with the lack of colour contrast myself, so I understand. Anyway, I wasn't serious and no apology was necessary, so you have a great holiday weekend yourself.
Jesus can be pretty much anything to anyone. Especially considering there has been @ 2000 years of rewrites, editing, and fabrication.The Bible itself is contradictory @ what Jesus was or wasn't.
The same applies to Mohammed. The followers\believers idolize and the detractors criticize.
No, I didn't write it. I thought you did Buzz.
umm........um.....um......Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Now this is weird, Neetu. I have an email notification that your messages was:
And when I clicked to open it, I saw the message just above. Did you change your mind and edit the original message?
Had your message been as first indicated, I would have responded with: "I'll drink to that!"