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I Decided To Do Something Different For My Birthday. I Decided To See What I Look Like.

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  wheel  •  11 years ago  •  30 comments

I Decided To Do Something Different For My Birthday. I Decided To See What I Look Like.

6442_discussions.jpg Yesterday was my 61st birthday. It's been a while since I saw my face. Decided I would take a look.

6443_discussions.jpg Well...I still have a chin. My neck is red because I had to shave it 3 times to get it clean. Grin.gif


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Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

Wheel,

First Happy Birthday! Second, love the new you. Took 10 years off your face, literally and figuratively!

 
 
 
Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty
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link   Broliver "TheSquirrel" Stagnasty    11 years ago

I do that Every once in a while... then I remember why I grew the beard in the first place. Shave? Every day? Just to look at my face?? MY face!?!?!? Nahhhhhhh.

Happy birthday, and many sweet returns.

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

Well...I could rob the bank NOW and grow the beard back maybe? 24.gif

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

So are you saying I looked 70 with the beard?

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Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

I hate shaving. I have a couple of scars that are hard to shave and my beard is heavy but my face is tender as a baby's butt.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   Nigel Dogberry    11 years ago

Wheel? Wheel, is that you? I hate shaving, too. I shave once a week.

Happy Birthday, beardless one.

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   Petey Coober    11 years ago

There goes that gig with ZZ Top ... Happy birthday !

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

My granddaughter is only 18 months old. She's never seen me without a beard. She was very dubious of the change at first.

Alicia is all over me. She loves it when I shave my beard. I told her not to get used to it. Grin.gif

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

I'm ONLY 61. Kind of young for ZZ Top don't you think?

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Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

I shave during the hot part of the year, about once a week or 2. That full on beard gets hot!

 
 
 
retired military ex Republican
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link   retired military ex Republican    11 years ago

Wheel I like the new look. You are much easier to look at without the beard. You need a stick to beat the women off.

 
 
 
sixpick
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link   sixpick    11 years ago

Happy Belated Birthday Wheel........

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

jwc, That was funny!!

Wheel,

I was thinking a Cleric - You could have been the next President of Iran (with a little nudge from the US military-- Do it or die! :)), and we could have ended the Middle East conflict!

Your new look is very nice! Six said red-necks are better, so you'll be happy in your new life, too.

Happy Birthday! Grin.gif

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

Hmmm...Farsi with a southern accent?

Just call me Bubba Habib.Grin.gif

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

LOL!

 
 
 
Tex Stankley
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link   Tex Stankley    11 years ago

Happy B Day!

Your face is nekkid! Mine is far to skeery to expose to the public in general.

Our Mama used to sing us a little ditty about that when we were but yard apes. Can't remember the entire song but the tag went something like:

"I know that my face ain't no star.

but, I don't mind it.

because I'm behind it.

It's the folks in front get the jar.

Har har."

Or something close to that.

I just rearrange my whiskers according to the weather. Currently I'm in the White Trash, Biker, Buffalo Bill form.

Summer Whiskers:

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Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

Funny, Tex..

(Your family song reminded me of one we made up as kids and sang to pretend we knew how to speak Chinese--off-topic, but it was a family song!! lol)

There was an article on the other site not long ago about men and their beards, why they have them, et al. I was surprised how many didn't say it had anything to do with shaving, but admitted it was to hide scars or something else. I had never thought of that. ..I think facial hair, depending on a lot of things, can be a nice addition for a man, and they should do what makes them feel the best about themselves.

 
 
 
Tex Stankley
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link   Tex Stankley    11 years ago

I think every fambly must have a song or two that stands the currents of time and space. I do love em.

Well, it is nice that you feel that way. As if it is any of their business, many folks seem to dislike beards, whiskers, tattoos and hair on men. Go figure. Me, I just don't much give a rat's pattooty what anyone thinks one way or the other. I grow a big beard in the winter because my face gets cold. I alter it come the hot weather because, well, because it's hot. And, I get bored with my mug.

I've always been partial to 19th century style in clothing and hair. My daughter once told me, "Hey, Dad, you dress exactly like you did when you were five!" My answer, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

I do have what my daughter calls a "soul patch" which are actually Duane Allman Memorial Whiskers. Haven't shaved that since Duane ran his bike into that truck in Gawguh. Requiescat in Pace.

later gator.....

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

LoL, 19th century made a lot more sense in so many ways over this century! lol..mostly joking..but that 20% carries a lot of weight! Your "soul patch" sounds very, very special.

Thanks for replying, Tex.

 
 
 
Tex Stankley
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link   Tex Stankley    11 years ago

You are most welcome and the same to you.

Here's hoping you have a most reasonable, pleasant and hairy evening!

best atcha

 
 
 
Chloe
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link   Chloe    11 years ago

LoL! ...Bargaining power. Grin.gif

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    11 years ago

Glass half empty?

No I am saying that you look 55Grin.gif

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

Yeah, I got attacked by a dog when I was 7. Left me with a couple of scars that make shaving a real pain. A lot of men with scars tell me the same thing. It's not about the beard, it's about the trouble of shaving the scar without cutting yourself.

Alicia doesn't like my beard either,but she's been with me a long time and she knows how hard it is to shave.

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

Hi tex. Looks like you had a rough night! Personally, my beard seems to get thicker and spread higher on my face and down my neck as the years go by. Eventually I'll be like my grandpa I guess. His beard hair grew all the way down and met his chest hair. He just shaved to a straight line below his adam's apple. He shaved with a straight razor all his life till he passed at 68 years old.

 
 
 
Tex Stankley
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link   Tex Stankley    11 years ago

Howdy back, and another Happy B Day. As we advance into pre-geezerism the more the merrier.

Yeah. A rough decade for a miscreant cartoonist/carpenter of scant means and little brain might be more apt. No worries though. Life bum bum bums along regardless.

I'd love to see a pic of your Grand Paw's Beard. That would make a pretty decent band name, if not already used. Now opening for The Doo Doo Balls, My Grand Paw's Beard. Or something. Being like your Grand Paw is a good thing. I'm just hoping I end up with more hair on the top of my head than he did. So far, so good.

I use a straight razor to cut in little areas but mainly use an old style safety razor to semi clean up when hot weather arrives. I get around to it about once a week or so depending on the way the bones roll.

Hope you had a mighty fine Birf Day and that they continue for a long time.

later gator

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

remind me again why I would want to beat the women off? Grin.gif

 
 
 
Neetu2
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link   Neetu2    11 years ago

Happy Birthday, Wheel! What can I say? You look amazing!

 
 
 
Leotie
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link   Leotie    11 years ago

You're still a young'un, Wheel. But I like you anyhow. I was 65 on the 20th of June. Unfortunately my other half passed away on the 19th, he was 58.

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

I am very sorry for your lose.

 
 
 
Wheel
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link   seeder  Wheel    11 years ago

Thank you! Smile.gif

 
 

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