The Zionist Plot to Take Over the World (satire)
The Zionist Plot to Take Over the World (satire)
(A MANUAL FOR ISRAEL-DEMONIZERS, ZIONIST-BASHERS AND RUN-OF-THE-MILL ANTI-SEMITES)
Back in October of 2011 I read a seed on Newsvine entitled The Zionist Roots Of The 'War On Terror' Israel's Policy Of 'Covert Aggression' and the links given there, and since its all so true, at that time I posted this bit of Satire. Let me explain:
It was the Israelis who, when the UN passed the partition resolution in 1948, invaded the surrounding Arab countries with the goal of colonizing the whole Middle East, but unfortunately their aggression was defeated by the peaceful humble altruistic Arab states that were all caught by surprise by thisIsraeli desire to rule the world. After all, the Zionists already owned the USA, had bought all the congressmen, controlled all of the media, the banks and Hollywood, but their greed was unsatisfied. Everything that the descendants of Ishmael possessed was the birthright of the descendants of Isaacso they intended to get it all, and more, right? Then think of the 1967 war when Israel secretly planned to attack Syria, Egypt, Jordan and other Arab nations. The Israelis massed their tanks and armies on the borders with soldiers trained and ready for the attack, and the Israeli generals were heard to say "We will destroy those surrounding nations, and push them all into the sea" "We are prepared to annihilate all of those peacenik Arabs". The constitution of Israel reads, and they refuse to withdraw it, that the intention of Israel as a first step is to defeat and colonize Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Egypt besides all of Samaria and Judea, along with Gaza, where those nations only want to live in peace and not bother anyone outside of their respective borders.
But thats not the sneakiest dirtiest war of them all. The worst one was during 1973 when the Israelis waited for the holiest day of Ramadan and pulled off a sneak attack on the surrounding Arab nations on that day when they knew that they would all be at prayer absolutely no morality in their bones. As you know, the Zionists have no respect for the sanctity of life as do the Arabs, and believe that to become a martyr to the cause will bring them everlasting life in heaven with all the gold and diamonds they could count in their lifetime along with vacations in Miami Beach and as many pastrami sandwiches they could possibly eat.
But why should they stop there? After all, as you know, Jews proselytize and try their best to convert people of all other religions to Judaism, to form a world wide caliphate, oops, I mean Judaism, so that they never have to fear anti-Semitism again. The men in the black hats, beards and earlocks go from door-to-door handing out pamphlets urging conversion to Judaism. They abduct gentile dhildren and keep them in tough-love camps to brainwash them. The Zionists published a treatise called The Protocols of the Elders of Goyim full of blood libels and other fabrications to promote hatred of anyone not Jewish and not only that, a whole army of Rabbi-Doctors were trained to circumsize by force every uncircumsized male (without anesthetic), and experienced Kosher chefs were prepared to train every gentile woman to stay in the kitchen and learn to cook the K-rations: kugel, knishes, knaidlach, kasha, kreplach and kishka.
The true intention of the Zionists became well known by the rest of the world when Noah Chorsky published, with the assistance of Mahgood Ahmajerkandbad and Norbert Finkelberg, a manifesto called Mine Shlogn Zikh (Yiddish for my fight, which in German would be translated as Mein Kampf) that told unbelievable lies and libels about Arabs in order to build as much hatred of them as possible throughout the world.
So BEWARE, the gentiles among you. Today Israel, tomorrow the world (which is repeated to the strains of Yisroel Uber Alles).
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Just because I FELT like posting this. It's right after I saw that the bashers on NV are keeping up their vicious rant.