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6 Retro Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  12 years ago  •  9 comments

6 Retro Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos

6 Retro Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos

9024_discussions.jpg I haven't laughed so hard in at least a month. I had to stop reading and go to the bathroom or I would have peed in my pants, it was so funny. Do yourselves a favour and check out this article. The picture will give you an idea of where it's heading.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-retro-ads-with-accidental-sexual-innuendos/


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A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    12 years ago

It appears that her mouth has appeal (a peel).

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

Is that what they mean by "lip-o-suction"?

 
 
 
A. Macarthur
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link   A. Macarthur    12 years ago

Here's one for ya', Buzz ...

What do you call eight days of oral sex in December?

Answer: Chanukah Lewinsky

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

I would have called it heaven.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

That's nothing compared to what happened to me a quarter of a century ago at my son's 9th birthday party. I went to rent a video to show the kids, and saw one that looked like fun, called "Amazon Women on the Moon". My wife had to leave the house during the party, and I put the movie on and then left the room. After a while I became a little suspicious about how quiet it was, so I went to look, and saw the boys sitting on the floor staring at the screen with their jaws almost hitting the floor, and on the screen were a bunch of very endowed women prancing around in nothing but shorts - they were indeed Amazonian. I immediately stopped the film but of course I was too late. The kids told their parents what they saw, so the result was that my wife didn't speak to me for a week, the neighbourhood women thought I was a pervert, and I became a laughing stock among their husbands.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   Larry Hampton    12 years ago

He, he, he....THAT is a great story!

:~)

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

Great story Buzz!

I remember those interwoven socks. My grandmother had them in her haberdashery. I always thought something looked a bit odd about the guy in the picture... but I was only 7. What did I know?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
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link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    12 years ago

(Caption)

Boy Skippy, I didn't know that you had such a big one!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    12 years ago

Actually, it was probably the first step towards my divorce.

 
 

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