Woman Masturbating With Rampant Rabbit Vibrator Crashes Mini Cooper Into Stationary Fish Wagon
A woman who crashed her Mini Cooper into the back of a fish van was reportedly masturbating with a Rampant Rabbit-style vibrator at the time of the inopportune prang.
The incident occurred in Cirencester, and saw the vehicle suddenly lurch forward in a traffic queue and strike a stationary van belonging to fresh fish specialist M&J Seafood.
The van drivers bosses checked footage from the vehicles rear camera, which revealed the startled woman clutching the sex toy and hurriedly buttoning up her trousers, the Gloucestershire Echo reports.
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What an excuse for having a sardine smelling cooter.
;^)
Today's new word is "prang".
Strange!
I wonder if masterbating while driving gets the same penalties as using a cellphone while driving. It sure as hell is going to f*ck with your focus.
Sardines ... not so bad . Herring is quite another matter !
Wait a second. Herring in cream sauce is one of my favourite delicacies, and it hardly smells at all. Please don't disparage it.
Yeah but what about without the cream sauce ?!