My ex-mother-in-law! Hands down and no question! Her torture would be forcing her to watch while I tell my kids about how she really is and the evil things she did to her own daughter to break up our marriage.
She sounds more like an "Out Law" than an "In -Law".
I'm an atheist. I know there is no heaven or hell. However this woman almost made me believe because she was a demon seed from hell if ever there was one. Both times my wife was pregnant with our sons she tried to talk my wife into getting an abortion (and she was a converted Catholic who led a group of anti-abortion women in the church) so there wouldn't be a strong connection to me. My sin? I had been married once before and had a son (bad Randy!) and she had already picked out a guy for Kelly to marry. In fact when Kelly was in her sister's wedding party (I had to work and could not get out of it) my ex-mother-in-law set this poor bastard up on a blind date with Kelly, who I was not yet married to, but who was 6 months pregnant with our first son. Both he and Kelly were humiliated, but Kelly's mother tried to get her to drop me for him even after Kelly and I got married, which Kelly's father came to, but not her mother. It really hurt Kelly.
She was and is a horrible, horrible human being. Or at least I think she was human.
I would like to lock up all the anti-science politicians and televangelists in a small, indoor stadium without air conditioning with Carl Sagan, Mary, mother of Jesus, and the IRS for about at least a week. It would be torture for them, but justice to me...
During the week, I would make them homeless, and let them struggle for food, clothing, and shelter, after spending the days with Mary, Carl, and the IRS. Then, on one day, I would like to use that machine on them that simulates child birth, and let them go through all that in a charity ward.
But, I'm not done. I would like to give them a child with special needs, who needs surgery, and make them figure out how to care for them without health insurance, working two jobs, and iffy child care. Let them struggle with "The Medical System" they haven't fixed.
Let's give them contaminated water to drink, a dirty, rundown neighborhood to live in, and make them eat only the foods they can afford on food stamps. Let's remove all the air pollutant controls for a week, and let them breathe the bad air, in the heat of summer.
My torture would be to force them to experience all the problems they don't care about, make sure they know they are worthless in the eyes of society, (as they speak about the poor), give them the pains of old age with no meds to help, no showers, no clothes, etc.
Perhaps, after experiencing the troubles that other people experience, they could be a bit more empathetic to others who have to cope with these problems, every day.
No, I'm not a petty, mean, vindictive bitch. I just think it would be poetic justice.
I really liked my ex-MIL. She died too soon I never met my present MIL and FIL. They wanted nothing to do with the fact that their daughter married a lowei (foreigner).
There was a certain RevCan (IRS) agent I would lock up for a day - in a cage full of hungry crocodiles.
10,000 paper cuts to any and all politicians who are in it for the money and not the people and then put them in a vat of salty water with vinegar mixture.
At last count, that should be 'bout 465, ya think?
I would LOVE to lock up child abusers...but......for life, not just one day!
My ex-mother-in-law! Hands down and no question! Her torture would be forcing her to watch while I tell my kids about how she really is and the evil things she did to her own daughter to break up our marriage.
OK, so I may pull out a few finger and toe nails too.
Randy...She must have really been EVIL!!!
OMG! She sounds more like an "Out Law" than an "In -Law".
She sounds more like an "Out Law" than an "In -Law".
I'm an atheist. I know there is no heaven or hell. However this woman almost made me believe because she was a demon seed from hell if ever there was one. Both times my wife was pregnant with our sons she tried to talk my wife into getting an abortion (and she was a converted Catholic who led a group of anti-abortion women in the church) so there wouldn't be a strong connection to me. My sin? I had been married once before and had a son (bad Randy!) and she had already picked out a guy for Kelly to marry. In fact when Kelly was in her sister's wedding party (I had to work and could not get out of it) my ex-mother-in-law set this poor bastard up on a blind date with Kelly, who I was not yet married to, but who was 6 months pregnant with our first son. Both he and Kelly were humiliated, but Kelly's mother tried to get her to drop me for him even after Kelly and I got married, which Kelly's father came to, but not her mother. It really hurt Kelly.
She was and is a horrible, horrible human being. Or at least I think she was human.
Only one day? I have quite an agenda!
I would like to lock up all the anti-science politicians and televangelists in a small, indoor stadium without air conditioning with Carl Sagan, Mary, mother of Jesus, and the IRS for about at least a week. It would be torture for them, but justice to me...
During the week, I would make them homeless, and let them struggle for food, clothing, and shelter, after spending the days with Mary, Carl, and the IRS. Then, on one day, I would like to use that machine on them that simulates child birth, and let them go through all that in a charity ward.
But, I'm not done. I would like to give them a child with special needs, who needs surgery, and make them figure out how to care for them without health insurance, working two jobs, and iffy child care. Let them struggle with "The Medical System" they haven't fixed.
Let's give them contaminated water to drink, a dirty, rundown neighborhood to live in, and make them eat only the foods they can afford on food stamps. Let's remove all the air pollutant controls for a week, and let them breathe the bad air, in the heat of summer.
My torture would be to force them to experience all the problems they don't care about, make sure they know they are worthless in the eyes of society, (as they speak about the poor), give them the pains of old age with no meds to help, no showers, no clothes, etc.
Perhaps, after experiencing the troubles that other people experience, they could be a bit more empathetic to others who have to cope with these problems, every day.
No, I'm not a petty, mean, vindictive bitch. I just think it would be poetic justice.
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Dowser......YOU GO GRL!!! I love your poetic justice!!
Classic Lynne...
I really liked my ex-MIL. She died too soon I never met my present MIL and FIL. They wanted nothing to do with the fact that their daughter married a lowei (foreigner).
There was a certain RevCan (IRS) agent I would lock up for a day - in a cage full of hungry crocodiles.
10,000 paper cuts to any and all politicians who are in it for the money and not the people and then put them in a vat of salty water with vinegar mixture.
At last count, that should be 'bout 465, ya think?