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ISIS Chief Abruptly Cancels Meeting with Sean Penn - Satire

  

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ISIS Chief Abruptly Cancels Meeting with Sean Penn - Satire

 

HOLLYWOOD ( The Borowitz Report )—Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the terror group known as  ISIS , has cancelled a long awaited meeting with the actor Sean Penn, a spokesman for the group announced on Sunday.

The spokesman gave no reason for the abrupt cancellation, but said that al-Baghdadi no longer felt that meeting with Penn would be “prudent.”





A publicist for the film actor said that he was “disappointed” by the sudden termination of his appointment with the  ISIS  chief, and noted that Penn had gotten himself outfitted in brand new desert-camo attire in preparation for the meeting.

For his part, the  ISIS  spokesman said that al-Baghdadi hoped that Penn would harbor “no hard feelings” toward him, and emphasized that he remained an “enormous fan” of the actor.

“Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi loves all of Sean’s films, even that one he did with Madonna,” the spokesman said.

 

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Larry Hampton
Professor Quiet
link   seeder  Larry Hampton    8 years ago

“Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi loves all of Sean’s films, even that one he did with Madonna,” the spokesman said.

 

laughing dude

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     8 years ago

Ya think that the capture of Guzman hand anything to do with it. Seems the Mexican officials credit Penn with leading them to Guzman.

Everyone knows that Penn is a CIA undercover agent. For a long time he hid under Madonna's skirt. It's true, really.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    8 years ago

Damn.. I never knew that. I'm granting no interviews with that guy... Matt would have to get rid of his stash. :P 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
link   Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    8 years ago

Jeez.  I just fell face first into this one.  On second thought, it was more like a belly-flop.  How on earth could I miss a satire mention in the title?   Me ---->crazy

 
 

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