Text Codes for Seniors
TEXT CODES FOR SENIORS
Young people have theirs and now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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WAI...Where am I.
IDGARA...I don't give a rat's ass. It's one of the few positive aspects of aging, all the things you no longer care one way or the other about.
There must be one for middle aged people... here let me start:
GMTKR
Give me twenty, knee replacement.
You've got 20 knees ? How did that happen ?!
No Silly, I'm moving slowly.
NVMOS No Visible Means Of Support.
I don't think this one represents our generation. This is for the younger generation.
These are truly funny! I, too, am LOL!
Thanks for posting these!!!
WTHAMK
Uh, Huh?
Lot's of good ones, keep them coming.
FC4H
Fallen, call for help!
BBCFDWO !
Anyone brave enough to take a guess ??
OK , I'll translate :
Beaten By Cop For Driving While Old !
You told us too soon. I was going to try guessing but I had to finish a report for work first!!
:op
But not for speeding. Just doesn't happen any more.
ASMM-Anybody Seen My Meds
DNBBIM
WTHDICIH
What the hell did I see in him....LMAO
What the hell did I see in him
Actually, that's funnier than mine, which was Why The Hell Did I Come In Here? I can stand in the kitchen for 10 damn minutes and still not remember why I went there in the first place. Of course when I find my keys, which are usually still in the lock of the front door, I remember that I went into the kitchen looking for them. Yesterday.