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New Alphabet for Us Geezers

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

Via:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  8 years ago  •  4 comments

New Alphabet for Us Geezers

Old Alphabet :
A
is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. 

 

Now The New Alphabet for Us Geezers: 


A's
for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for farting and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! 

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. 

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.. 

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind! 

 

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! 

 

HAVE A GREAT DAY !


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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Buzz of the Orient    8 years ago

You might notice that the print is big enough for us to read without using a magnifying glass.

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
link   TTGA    8 years ago

GEEZER??? HA and HA again.  I'll have you know, sir, that I passed my Old Fogey test two years ago.  I am now allowed to be cranky and have it passed off as wisdom.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.    8 years ago

Love the font size Buzz! I hate needing my glasses. 

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
link   JohnRussell    8 years ago

Sooner or later everyone learns that alphabet.

 
 

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