Little Akio in an American school
Little Akio in an American school
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History.
Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a
bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his
hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good!
Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.
"Let's try one a bit more difficult.
Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but
what you can do for your country?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:
"John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class:
"Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about
our history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japs."
"Who said that? I want to know right now !" ...she angrily
demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said
that?" Again, Little Akio says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts
to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit!
If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael
Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, "Oh Shit, we are finished."
Little Akio said quietly, "Americans, if Trump gets elected.”
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Funny!!! And likely true!!!
Great joke!
BTW, I'm curious-- where did you hear that joke-- in China?
It was emailed to me by my former doctor in Toronto. I have to admit that it originally came with the word "Hillary" and I changed it to Trump not that I support either of them because I don't - I just thought that would make it more palatable for most (but not all) of my friends on NT.
Good one, Buzz.