Burglar steals from Canadian beer store while wearing goalie gear
"Somebody call the cops!" is a common refrain from hockey broadcasters when a goalie robs another player of a goal. Well, someone had to literally called the cops on the goalie you're about to meet.
In what can only be described as the most Canadian crime story ever (Non-Moose Division), a man wearing goalie pads and carrying a goalie stick broke into a local beer store along with an accomplice and stole three cases from the refrigerator inside.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Russell, Manitoba have released the video showing the two men breaking the store's glass door, entering and stealing three cases of Budweiser (OK, so maybe not the most Canadian crime story ever). The first man breaks the door with a rock, then is closely followed by a man wearing a hockey jersey, overalls and a goalie's catching glove and blocker, while carrying a large goalie stick.
Here is the footage in all its glory:
To be fair, the time between periods is really short...
;^)
Budweiser!!? really??? If I'm going to jail it's not going to be for Budweiser. It has to be at least Stella Artois or maybe Sam Adams Octoberfest.......well maybe not Sam Adams.
Au contraire, madame. Why would a Canadian, who has the choice of the best of Canadian beers, choose Budweiser?
My thought as well,,,,why steal bud?
It hardly seems a crime... It's more a call for an intervention.
Larry,
We had better beer here. These two Einsteins apparently were too dumb to a. know that there would be cameras on and b. steal crappy beer.
What do you have to say about that? Ay?
For Buzz:
Thanks for that, Perrie. It's been a while since I've watched those two hosers. Actually, on the side I was able to see a link for Richie Havens singing Dylan's "Just Like a Woman" - it's been a long time since he played Mariposa.
Australian say G'day-- Canadians don't, ay?
(Although he did mention that was the name of his album).
Well they sure do give the term "beer run" a whole new meaning.
O Canada! A strange brew, indeed.
Hilarious show! Lived in Minot ND when that one came out; nobody that didn't live along the Canadian border even knew who the Mckenzie brothers were.
I was in upstate NY at the time. Great stuff.
Where upstate?
Troy.
See.. I didn't even read your comment yet Larry and look what I posted above.
Well ''puck'' them.