Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate - Onion
Ted Cruz Boldly Declares Nation Not Deserving Of Better Candidate
LYNCHBURG, VAAnnouncing his 2016 presidential bid before thousands of students at Liberty University, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) boldly declared Monday that the nation had done absolutely nothing to deserve a better candidate than himself. I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what youve got coming, said Cruz, adding that the country was kidding itself if it thought it was worthy of higher-quality leadership than exactly what he was prepared to offer. Deep down, you know youve got no business supporting anyone else. Im all youre entitled to, so just give me your vote and watch what happens. You earned it. Cruz went on to say that, in some ways, he might actually be a better candidate than the nation deserved.
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Rafael is the mano.
Rafael is my favorite Cuban/Canadian
Just got a call from ''The Donald'', he has a question.
I think he is an idiot, and it's embarrassing that he even thinks of running...
But, that's me.
But, but he's from Canada, Dower...Sorry Buzz.
Yeah, and I can't help but feel that he moved here because we allow crazy.
LOL, good one Dowser.
Very funny!
... ... and so true!
... oh, wait... ... ...
That's not funny at all...
I want to see his birth certificate.
Bingo, we have a winner.
What might be even more scary is that Canada just might refuse to take Rafael back!
There is something inherently wrong with that statement.
Too bad he lacks confidence! /s He's sooo full of himself it's nauseating!
The Clown car is heading for a crash Bob.
Scary isn't it FLY?