Libscars 2017 - The Snowflake Oscars
Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars." But this year is different. "The movies" we so love and cherish have given way to astonishing performances right here on our streets - free of charge! We've saturated ourselves with popcorn while watching entertaining "snowflake" routines since Election Day, and it only gets better.
Buy movie tickets? Why! We've got free entertainment! We've watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I'm staying home to watch the liberals!
This calls for an alternative award ceremony we like to call "The Libscars 2017 Awards" honoring the best performances in public lunacy, snowflake moments, meltdowns, and manipulative tantrums.
Interest and anticipation builds to a fevered pitch leading up to the Libscars 2017, as millions tune in to watch the protests against democracy, violence for peace, destruction for prosperity, and hatred for tolerance and the common good.
The ceremony is similar to the Oscars, with an award given for every category. Please add your nominees in the comments below (and other categories, in case we missed some).
Best Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Meryl Streep, Shia LaBeouf, Lady GaGa
Best Supporting Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Madonna, Ashley Judd
Best Non-Celebrity Supporting Snowflake.
Nominees: The woman yelling 'Noooooo!' at the inauguration, with the following viral video to the Titanic theme, "My heart will go on," Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette
Best Male Drama Queen.
Nominees: Shia LaBeouffor hitting people while asking for tolerance, Sen. Chuck Schumer for crying on camera
Best Female Drama Queen.
Nominees: Miley Cyrus for crying on camera, Ashley Judd for recital of 'Nasty Woman,' Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
Best Male Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: man jumping into the traffic and crying, "kill me"
Best Female Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: triggered girl on YouTube threatening suicide
Best Collective Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: Black Bloc, Women's March, rioting Berkeley students, Shia LaBeouf's fans chanting "he will not divide us," "Hamilton" cast harassing Mike Pence.
Best Costume Design.
Nominees: Vagina Costumes, American Flag as Burka, pussyhats, Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
Best Manipulative Cinematography & Film Editing.
Nominees: CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC
Best Counterintuitive Protest Sign.
Nominees: Love Trumps Hate, Make Texas Mexico Again, Refugees Welcome
Best Visual Effects.
Nominees: 8am picture of Trump's inauguration passed as actual crowd count, Women's March coverage
Best Snowflake Makeup and Hairstyling.
Nominees: Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette, Mizzou media professor Melissa Click
Best Snowflake Directing.
Nominees: Obama, Clinton, Soros, and their operatives organizing paid protests and town hall disruptions
http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/peoples-cube-libscars-2017-snowflake-oscars
Buy movie tickets? Why! We've got free entertainment! We've watched more liberal meltdowns on YouTube than movies. We get excited and well… forget the cinema! I'm staying home to watch the liberals!
This calls for an alternative award ceremony we like to call "The Libscars 2017 Awards" honoring the best performances in public lunacy, snowflake moments, meltdowns, and manipulative tantrums.
Interest and anticipation builds to a fevered pitch leading up to the Libscars 2017, as millions tune in to watch the protests against democracy, violence for peace, destruction for prosperity, and hatred for tolerance and the common good.
The ceremony is similar to the Oscars, with an award given for every category. Please add your nominees in the comments below (and other categories, in case we missed some).
Best Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Meryl Streep, Shia LaBeouf, Lady GaGa
Best Supporting Celebrity Snowflake.
Nominees: Madonna, Ashley Judd
Best Non-Celebrity Supporting Snowflake.
Nominees: The woman yelling 'Noooooo!' at the inauguration, with the following viral video to the Titanic theme, "My heart will go on," Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette
Best Male Drama Queen.
Nominees: Shia LaBeouffor hitting people while asking for tolerance, Sen. Chuck Schumer for crying on camera
Best Female Drama Queen.
Nominees: Miley Cyrus for crying on camera, Ashley Judd for recital of 'Nasty Woman,' Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
Best Male Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: man jumping into the traffic and crying, "kill me"
Best Female Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: triggered girl on YouTube threatening suicide
Best Collective Manipulative Snowflake Moment.
Nominees: Black Bloc, Women's March, rioting Berkeley students, Shia LaBeouf's fans chanting "he will not divide us," "Hamilton" cast harassing Mike Pence.
Best Costume Design.
Nominees: Vagina Costumes, American Flag as Burka, pussyhats, Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette.
Best Manipulative Cinematography & Film Editing.
Nominees: CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC
Best Counterintuitive Protest Sign.
Nominees: Love Trumps Hate, Make Texas Mexico Again, Refugees Welcome
Best Visual Effects.
Nominees: 8am picture of Trump's inauguration passed as actual crowd count, Women's March coverage
Best Snowflake Makeup and Hairstyling.
Nominees: Lobster porn actress and NYU professor, Rebecca Goyette, Mizzou media professor Melissa Click
Best Snowflake Directing.
Nominees: Obama, Clinton, Soros, and their operatives organizing paid protests and town hall disruptions
http://www.truthrevolt.org/commentary/peoples-cube-libscars-2017-snowflake-oscars
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A new certificate of liberal achievement.
The snowflake oscars!! Now this writer has a good sense of political humor.
Funny how the wrong best picture award was reported (and defended by JR) as a defining moment in American History. Literally, you can't make this shit up.
True that there are RINOs who are complicit with the progressive left in making a mess of our exceptional America.