And holy crap, I almost forgot, she photo-shopped her own selfie!!!! Trust me, I've spent the last 20 years making people look better in their imagery. That's not entirely true. I've spent the last 17 years shooting prettier people. It saves time. But I know an edit when I see it, and hers is a bad one. Guess where.
She posted it on social media as a selfie.
Wanted: maid.
"I'm betting you can't take your eyes off me"
Extreme hording
I finally found the perfect outfit for my picture to send along with my resume for the personal organizer position I'm applying for.
"I'm going to clean up right after I reach my goal of 1000 selfies on my Facebook page"
My caption? OINK!
And holy crap, I almost forgot, she photo-shopped her own selfie!!!! Trust me, I've spent the last 20 years making people look better in their imagery. That's not entirely true. I've spent the last 17 years shooting prettier people. It saves time. But I know an edit when I see it, and hers is a bad one. Guess where.
Eighteen Seconds later.
She's telling you that you owe $8,900 in back child support.
" I'm so popular I just don't have enough time to clean up this mess , and Mommy and Daddy won't pay for a maid service " sniff sniff
Reminds me of a video that was popular on YouTube a while back:
"Freddie's texting to ask me on a date tonight and I have nothing to wear."
"Freddie's texting to ask me on a date tonight and I have nothing to wear."
Looking at the photo, its obvious that she has plenty to wear. But the problem is--there's no way she can find what she wants to wear, LOL!
"Bet you spent more time looking at my ass than at my mess."
Or:
Her: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?"
Mirror: "Everyone else."
"Bet you spent more time looking at my ass than at my mess."
She does too.