Police seek 'mad pooper' woman jogger who's defecating shamelessly on people's front lawns
Colorado Springs cops are hunting a woman dubbed “the Mad Pooper,” who’s been caught defecating in front of houses for weeks.
Cathy Budde told KKTV the unidentified woman has been relieving herself in front of Budde’s Colorado Springs home for at least seven weeks. Her children even caught the “mad pooper” squatting with her pants down in front of the house.
"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like…'are you serious?'" Budde told KKTV. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!'"
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Budde said the incident happens at least once a week. She recalled catching the jogger doing her business last week. She said the woman “changed up her time a little bit” because she knew the family was watching.
“I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.'…She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,” Budde told KKTV.
The Colorado Springs Police Department is now searching for the mysterious woman after the family’s complaints.
"It's abnormal, it's not something I've seen in my career," Colorado Springs Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. "For someone to repeatedly do such a thing…it's uncharted territory for me."
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/20/police-seek-mad-pooper-woman-jogger-whos-defecating-shamelessly-on-peoples-front-lawns.html
CALIFORNIA GRANDPA THROWS MAN OFF ROOF TO END HOURS-LONG POLICE STANDOFF
Budde said the incident happens at least once a week. She recalled catching the jogger doing her business last week. She said the woman “changed up her time a little bit” because she knew the family was watching.
“I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.'…She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,” Budde told KKTV.
The Colorado Springs Police Department is now searching for the mysterious woman after the family’s complaints.
"It's abnormal, it's not something I've seen in my career," Colorado Springs Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. "For someone to repeatedly do such a thing…it's uncharted territory for me."
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/20/police-seek-mad-pooper-woman-jogger-whos-defecating-shamelessly-on-peoples-front-lawns.html
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“I put a sign on the wall that's like 'please, I'm begging you, please stop.'…She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,” Budde told KKTV.
The Colorado Springs Police Department is now searching for the mysterious woman after the family’s complaints.
So .... she passed by 15 times, was caught red handed and even had a short conversation with the home owner at one point, and the Colorado Springs Police Department is stumped. Fire the entire police department and start over from scratch.
LOL Good one Kav!!!
Do you take a portable toilet with you when you go camping in the wilderness?
Buzzzz...you're back!!!
Never really liked being LUCIFER.
I never liked you being LUCIFER either. It is just so not you. And you avatar with you and your lovely wife is such a pleasure to see. I'm so glad you changed it back. It was truly missed. (smile)
I love your new/old avatar! It's more "you"!
Is my friend Buzz back? I hope so!!! I love you, Buzz!
Yes. But I have to drive my car there, in order to transport everything...
Dowser, I promise not be snarky again about your ignoring the Classic Cinema group to post a duplicae article. LOL
It might be preferable to the alternative.
The Horror. Where will it all end?
It could be worse.
Oh yeah that's bad.....I sure wouldn't want to be standing behind that bovine.
I'd rather be standing in their poop. Might find a good shroom or two......
Welll....yeah......but, I wouldn't want the shrooms over roasted before I even find them... ????
Way down wind might just get a lightly roasted handful of fungi......
Aha! Now your talkin'! Bovine roasted fungi....Yumm!
(but...they don't smell like fart do they? ???)
One can only hope that the fart flame burns off the fart aroma.
Yeah.....I hope......ewwwww......farty fungi.....
I find this story amazing. It's all over the internet. Who can poop on demand?
This woman has no shame so how do you stop her. She clearly has some issue about shitting in front of that house. So weird. Legal solutions are needed.