What Could the Other Five Commandments Have Been?
What Could the Other Five Commandments Have Been?
This is my favourite scene from the Mel Brooks movie, History of the World: Part 1:
Moses : The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[ drops one of the tablets which shatters on the ground ]
Moses : Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
The question that immediately crosses my mind is:
What could the other 5 Commandments have been?
Any guesses?
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Thanks. I have to admit that I used to read the Burma Shave signs oiut louid.
Dear Friend Buzz: In this vale of toil and sin.
The head grows bald.
But not the chin.
Burma Shave.
Enoch.
Gary..
You are sounding very unsure of the word of god...
So it was said and so it shall it be done.... LOL.
Aha! Those were the words of Pharough in The Ten Commandments. Why don't you try the new classic movie quiz? So you're not embarrassed send your answers in a private note to me and I'll reply to it.
!. Thou Shalt Not Pass Go.
2. Thou Shalt Not Collect $200.
3. Thou Shall Cross At the Green, Not In Between.
4. When Two Vowels Go Walking, Thou Shalt Let the First Do the Talking.
5. Never Shalt Thou Giveth a Sucker An Even Break.
Enoch, Building Hotels On Park Place and Boardwalk In the Holy City of North Tonawanda.
Whan I explain what it is like to be married to a Chinese woman rather than an American/Canadian one, I tell people the truth - she puts the toilet seat UP when she finishes.
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My first guess is:
Thou shalt not replicate these Commandments on Public property.
What are YOUR guesses?
I found 4