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RBR: WARNING! Adult Content. Twisted Christmas Songs. WARNING!

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  uncle-bruce  •  7 years ago  •  10 comments

RBR:  WARNING!  Adult Content.  Twisted Christmas Songs.  WARNING!

WARNING!  WARNING!  Some of these vids are of a very ADULT nature.  If you are easily offended by sexual humor, scroll on by.  WARNING! WARNING!

We've had an article about our favorite Christmas tunes.  I was going to post some of these there, but felt these should be in their own article.

Christmas would not be complete without some funny and down right dirty Christmas Carols. 

Let's start with a twist on the Rodents of Christmas.

Okay, so if that was just too much for ya, let's deal with these rodents:

Youtube has a lot of vids attributed to the Bob Rivers Radio show.  Many are not his, but this one is.  A word from the Angel on top of the tree.

Okay, enough of the PG-13 stuff.  Let's get on with the R and X rated stuff.  Another Bob River's song.

And now, an adult twist to the Sleigh Ride:

And my favorite.  Santa knows all the naughty girls so...

Go ahead and post your favorite Funny, or Dirty Christmas tunes.

RBR:  No discussions about religion, or the origin of the Holiday.  I don't give a shit where it came from. 


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Uncle Bruce
Professor Quiet
1  author  Uncle Bruce    7 years ago

RBR:  No discussions about religion, or the origin of the Holiday.  I don't give a shit where it came from. 

 
 
 
Spikegary
Junior Quiet
3  Spikegary    7 years ago

Here's a compilation:

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
5  Hal A. Lujah    7 years ago

Hmmm ... where did my comment go?  I thought it would fit right in to this article, which includes Christmas songs with these lyrics:

"reach for my, grab for my, pull on my cock

you can do it with ease, just get on your knees,

start lickin, and slurpin, my dick will get firm

soon you'll be tastin' sperm

do it right now, and don't bite now,

drag your tongue across my meat"

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
5.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @5    7 years ago

Harvey Weinstein sings Christmas songs on Newstalkers now?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Guide
5.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  JohnRussell @5.1    7 years ago

Actually, I assume it was written by Donald Trump in the locker room.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
6  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    7 years ago

Uncle Bruce!  When is the last time Penny paddled your bottom for being a bad boy?  Feel free to discuss it here, and please, go into great detail.   

 
 
 
Uncle Bruce
Professor Quiet
6.1  author  Uncle Bruce  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6    7 years ago

Why, it was just this morning!  And that last song kept running through my mind!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
7  Kavika     7 years ago

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