April Fool's and Easter Sunday
Did you know that April Fool's Day is on Easter Sunday? I didn't or else I just didn't pay attention to it. Anyway, the radio morning hosts were talking about pranking someone on Easter Sunday and were trying to come up with different ideas. One idea was to fill hollow chocolate bunnies with mustard. Now that's just gross and liable to make somebody puke so I put my thinking cap on and thought of this:
Fill a hollow chocolate bunny with red colored corn syrup. Then when someone bites into it it will look like it's bleeding. Cool, right?
Ok....plastic easter eggs. Put small amounts of pebbles or pennies in them so kids will think there's M&M's in them. They open them up and just like poor Charlie Brown all they got was rocks.
Buy a package of peeps, cut all the heads off and rub the stubs of the necks with red food dye. Then place them back in the package.
Glue the plastic easter eggs together so you can't open them.
Come up with Easter/April Fool's jokes. Let's have some fun and get away from the religion and the politics.
I do have some rules tho <groan....rules>
No politics
No religion
Be nice
Going off topic is fine but no trolling
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We need katrix and her 101 ways to kill a peep
Put one in the microwave.
How hard do I have to scrub my microwave after I do this?
I want to put one in a bonfire and see if it explodes
They grow quickly. Ill say that lol
I'll try to seed it as an article - but in the meantime, here it is! (It's written by Celestina - I just resurrect it every Easter)
Thank-you!
Tell the kids you hid lots of eggs when you really didn't.
that was one of the suggestions of the radio hosts.
Even better, hide two eggs and say you hid 2 dozen. After they find the first two they will not give up for days. Later you can tell them that it's true the easter bunny passes out candy, but "BadRabbit" is authorized to steal back any unfound eggs after 24 hrs. Tell them that after they've been searching for a couple days.
Where were you guys when my kids were little? This is good stuff
Tell the kids in the morning that Easter Sunday has been cancelled this year, and the government decided to make it a school day.
oh...that's really mean. I like it
Unroll those wrappers on those small chocolate eggs, take the choclate eggs out, re-wrap grapes........
Also, for Ferrer Roche 'choclate balls', unwrap them, place brussel sprouts in the wrapper instead.
For those that still have snow, don't color the easter eggs and hide them.....
You and I can do great things together....
It's an AF thing.......LOL
Also, lollipop sticks, you can put a Brussell Sprout (or a t Matzah Ball for that matter) on the stick, dip it in chocolate, throw some decoration on them, wrap them in celophane......
When my son was little I told him I bought him a special egg that was filled with money but he had to crack it on his head for it to work.
Dad - 1
Son - 0
Dear Friend Trout Giggles: Threre are three types of feeders in the animal Kingdom.
Herbovores - Plant Eaters
Carnivores - Meat Eaters
Omnivores - Those dining on both
Comedian Rich Hall, in his book, (Sniglets - Words that belong in the Dictionary but Are Not There Yet) suggests a fourth category.
This is relevant both to Easter and April Fools Day.
Chocovores - Those eating the flesh of chocolate animals (Easter Bunnies).
Smiles.
Enoch.
Love it!
Reminds me of this, my friend:
Hi kids, really really enjoy your Easter vacation, cuz summer vacation has been cancelled this year...Not enough of you did your homework...
''pit them against each other''.....
With snow in the forecast today in WNY, the whole cancellation of summer is a real fear....
I remember years like that growing in Western PA.
I think it was January 1977 we went to school for maybe 4 days out of the whole month. We were in school until the end of June that year
Right around the time of Buffalo's Blizzard of 77? That was some brutal stuff, from the pictures.
I think the whole Mid-Atlantic was under attack that winter.
Empty all the Cadbury cream eggs of the cream..
Fill peeps with raw eggs...
Fill the easter basket with Matzah.. if you are feeling nice you can give the chocolate covered Matzah..
chocolate covered matzah....yum
Don't boil the eggs, and be very careful when you decorate them.
I had a girlfriend that told me via text that she was pregnant, then she refused to answer any texts for 24 hours. She got me good, I have to admit it.
Okay, show family, friends, and guest the sweet bags of mouth-watering jelly beans and serve them up the sourest bowls:
mmm, sour grape is my favorite 😋
Your fav'? Then, we want you to eat up first! Everybody will be deluded into a false sense of "deLICIOUSness." Play It Up, Bigtime!!!!
My apologies, I forgot to add the /s to the end of my post.
HA!
Have badbunny deliver the easter baskets to your kids. Bright red basket, black eggs with white skull-and-crossbones. At the bottom of each basket have a beheaded santa christmas cookie, might as well take a shot to save some Christmas cookies for yourselves next christmas.
OR
Buy just black jellybeans, and let slip your pet hamster was loose last night and not all the jellybeans are candy.
OR
Pour a little corn syrup down the side of the candy bowl and complain that your cats (or wild squirrels) have been marking their territory a lot lately.
OR
Tell your children that although the easter bunny lays candy eggs, ALL rabbits lay jelly beans all year, which is why you have so many but not all the jelly beans have aged into candy yet.
OR
Go ahead and give your kids beautiful easter baskets with LOTS of ribbons, lots of choc rabbits and carefully decorated eggs and various little candy eggs and colorful jelly beans and then grab them back when they get ready to dive in, saying those beautiful baskets are just too precious to wreck. You just have to save them for pics of the kids and baskets NEXT easter too.
OR
Take a hallow choc bunny, fill it with that "Sour Drops" type liquid candy. I think one of the flavors is also "Sour Cherry" like the jelly beans and it's bright red. (That'll tickle Trout.) On the commercials, kids have contests as to how many DROPS they can take so you may have to buy more then one to fill the rabbit.
Or
Probably the meanest of the lot. Dress the kids up in fluffy bunny suits, blue for boys and pink for girls. Decide after 20 mins that the blue suit is a little small for him, but would fit on the girl better so switch outfits. Have them pose in the suits with the easter basket for a 1/2 hour while you get the poses, smiles, lighting and focus just right.
If they haven't passed out from the heat in those snug thick furry outfits, take 3 rolls of pictures of the nearly exact same pose. The make them keep the suits on while you use another roll for surprise pictures as they walk through the house or sit somewhere or do anything.
Keep saying "awwww you're so cute."
You're hired!
Put a little jar of lemonade with a crucifix in it in the kids Easter baskets.
I'm preying for yet another Nor
Easter,
that won't Pass over