Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars
Ladies, and, Up and Coming College Freshwoman:
If you are ambitious and cannot wait to become "famous and rich", then, this "self-help article" is for you.
Most of us "wannabe tramps" want to become "rich and famous bitches", like the "Housewives of Atlanta", by the fastest means possible, don't we?
Well, then, Tramps, here, are some helpful tips to boost your career from a young college drop out that . . . WENT ALL THE WAY, me, Melania Trump!
As the author of the absurd, "Be Best" program, that I created, I can personally assure you that my "Be Best Ho" program is the quickest way for an average looking girl to rise to the top in the shortest amount of time. No need for a college education.
Recently, I spoke, in my capacity as, "First Ho", to a group of Junior High School girls, visiting the Whitehouse to kick off The Whitehouse's annual " Start Thinking About Your Career Choice, Now, Bitches Day", co-chaired by the "Grand Bitche of All Time", Betsy DeVos, Czar of Education, and the driving force behind the "Lock Children in Cages Movement"!
In her capacity as Secretary of Education, the super-rich witch, Ms. Devos, cautioned the students wisely, "Don't Wait Till Your Beauty Fades. Now, is the time to start scheming! Learn how to sink your claws into a man's manhood. You can do it. Train them like the help-less seals they are."
As one of only a hand full of reporters allowed to cover this event, I can attest that it started off with an "eye-opener", riveting video, reported Steve Bunion, former Senior Whitehouse advisor to Donald J. Trump.
Melania narrated a short clip from her professional modeling days as "Europe's Favorite Porn Star & Internation Gold Digger". The chorus of "Ooos and Awes" kept rolling from the rows of "Paid Spectators", in the cheap seats in the Rose Garden.
Melania, added, with that devilish smile of her that snared Donald J. Trump into her lair, " Vell , you must get a job in the Porn In dustry . Once, there, you will move up fast if you, 'Be Best' and have big busts" .
"No big bust? No problem".
"That is why God created cheap European Cosmetic Surgery"!
"No money? No problem".
"Just look for an aging gigolo, like Donald J. Thump, hanging around your Junior High school during recess. Be sure to be jumping rope. The really rich ones, like the Patriots' owner, like da jiggle factor".
"Know dis, Honey, rich, old, white men will always sponsor any semi-good looking nubile, who desperately wants to get really big, BREAST IMPLANTS and is willing to do anything to achieve her goal, as I did!"
"Most of the young girls blushed like young girls at a pedophile wedding", noted Steve Bunion, who, himself, was blushing.
"Melanoma", continued, the reporter, added, "Especially, if the old, doddering, filthy-rich codger is married to a sagging 30's something wife. Then, they will divorce her, and, marry you, if you play 'hard to get'."
"Not good looking? No PROBLEM."
"Rich old, white men are notorious for spoiling their young concubines. Old men know that their 'expiration date' is fast approaching, and, they usually are so, coked-up on Viagra, they can't think straight. Strike why their iron is hot".
"These creaking leches want to sow their oats one more time, and, will spend a fortune on Cosmetic Surgery for your entire body, provided you agree to let them make it over to look exactly like their "hot" daughter, as Trump did, or, their Mother, during her prime, 16.
Heck if you are ugly, what do you care about what they do t o you? This is a photo of Sarah Sanders before her facelift. 
"So, Ugly Girl, First Ho, says, 'Be Best Bosom', sign up, today, here, in the Rose Garden for 'Trump Breast Augmentation', or, if you are stupid, you can remain a small, flat-chested, nobody the rest of your mis-er-able life, or, spend thousands with us."
At that very moment, Kelly Ann Conjob jumped up to explain: "All procedures performed at Be Best Boob Jobs is the BEST because they are performed by the Whitehouse Physician, after-hours, to avoid Violation of the Emoluments Act, which no one knows what that is, anyway. No worries, be happy!
"Be Best Breasts"!
If you be ugly, little girl, no problem.
Trump's "Be Best Make-Up & Hair" fix all of the defects that you inherited from your ugly parents. I "Be Best" testimony of dat, for sure.
As a young girl of 14, I met "the Donald" at a "Kid Porn Convention," and, he took me right in. First, the front, then, the back, sideways, on my back, and, every which way on the "Way to Rich Man Heaven" . I no be first, but, I "Be Best"!
Who wants to go through the Eye of a Needle, anyway? Christians are losers. I Be Rich, now!
"The Donald", him, too, used to be, "Be Best," not, so much, now. I "Be Best", with Secret Service Agent, who I call James Bondage, cause we play that game.
Why wait to complete your college education, "Be Best, Now, Cow"!
For as little as $100,000 dollars you can be "Be Best, Now"! Call The Trump "Be Best Beauty Institute, right now. No Child Labor Charges, apply. "The Donald" is the president. He can fix anything, even elections.
No money, no problem. Betsy DeVos, Department of Education, has a financial aid
REMEMBER: Cosmetic Surgery may not be for everyone!
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This is really a low blow aimed at a woman that rose to the highest position in the land by sheer sex alone. You are disgusting and probably an atheist.
hey, at least she keeps her clothes on for the publicity shots in this country.
That is an improvement. Thanks for the reminder. We must always look "for the Silver Lining", while the Rich steals all of the gold.
Be positive is my "Mantra", also, after the numerous ass whooping, I received from Trump-like bullies.
Yes, devangelical, I remember how Barbara Bush was always taking off her clothes to get attention. H. W, her husband, was having an affair with a staffer for 12 years, but, of course, Republicans remained mute.
They have a secret code that requires them to be silent until the Affair is in its 12th year.
No, not an atheist.
This atheist is pretty sure that Donny doesn't deserve such a fine woman. She would look much better on my arm.
I prefer more skilled plagiarists.
An unwittingly ironic comment.
Who did Mrs. Obama plagiarize?
God, look it directly from HIS lips, via a "French Kiss". It's in the Bible, somewhere.
Michelle Obama is not a PORN STAR. She is an attorney, who provided the funds for the family, which enabled her husband to dedicate his life to helping others.
Michelle did not, nor, does she need to plagiarize anyone. She is an accomplished writer, attorney, and two-term First Lady. The first Afro-American First Lady in the history of this country.
On the other hand, the First Former Porn Star is a lousy First Lady, more like a "First Ho"!
No doubt, she would look better on your arm, than sitting behind Trump, like his pet dog.
Melania's in a tough spot. I think she may be a good person at heart, but she made the decision to throw her lot with Donald Trump, and there will always be "issues" with that.
She should ride out the storm laying low and hope she isn't too much of an outcast when it's all said and done.
Melania is a Red Sparrow trained by the KGB to ensnarl rich western men at Putin command, or, her family with be killed.
"A good person at heart"? Melania lied on her resume about graduating with a degree in architecture for Slovenia University. Actually, JohnRussell, she dropped out of that university to become a "EUROPEAN PORN STAR", like Stormy Daniels and was the "hottest porn star in Europe.
Trump likes "porn stars", that is how he met her at a Russian Embassy Party.
Melania was raised and educated in a Communist country. Her mother, father, and brothers and all of her relatives are communists. Her Mother and Father stopped being members of the COMMUNIST PARTY when they moved into the Whitehouse with "the Donald".
Melania had a multi-year affair with Trump while he was married to his second wife. Trump had an affair with his second wife while he was married to his first wife, Ivana, the Mother of Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric.
While married to his first wife, Trump had multiple affairs with many women, including several who were contestants in his Pageants. Trump admits this in his book.
He also is such a media hog that he brags about in on his buddy's TV/Radio show, Howard Stern, and goes into great detail in the various episodes.
Melania is currently having an affair with a Secret Service agent when she stays at the Trump Tower. Even the National Enquire could not pass up this juicy story.
Melania, as, I am sure you know, does not live in the WH with "the Donald". They have a sham marriage. She is bound by a multi-million dollar contract to stay married to Trump, while he is in public office.
These are not allegations from rag sheets, they have been published and written about for decades, but, of course, Trump supporters do not believe anyone but their EVANGELICAL PREACHER, who is worth nearly as much as the president isn't.
These are not nice people. Trump is an INTERNATIONAL CROOK under suspicion for decades for criminal wrong doing.
The Trump Organization is currently under investigation as a CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.
Remember when Dems...."Praised" Michelle's arms as if it was her only endearing feature ?
ooooo….her arms.....to die for !
But ooooooooh Barrack...…)))))shiver(((((…. my leg.....my leg !
Folks, Dems didn't do anything. Some folks who were her fans raved about her, just, as one of Melania's fans, is going to war to defend her honor. Melania is not Mother Theresa, she is more like "Hooker Theresa", or Linda Lovelace.
There is no comparison between Trump and Obama. Trump compares more with Jimmy Hoffa, or, Larry Flynt, owner of Hustler magazine.
True, True !
Obama is more ……. a Jack. The one that tried to get water and fell, breaking his melon, and Tumbled down the hill without even getting the friggin water. Jack was such a wimp.
It Is Me: Everyone is entitled to their own "opinion", but, not their own "facts".
Obama inherited a collapsing economy that was on the brink of causing a WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION.
Obama was the first Afro-American president of the HARVARD LAW SCHOOL. He chose to help folks in Chicago by becoming a "Community Leader", which led to him being elected to the Ilinois State Senate. He ran for Congress and loss, then, boldly ran for the Senate and won two terms.
His books became Best Sellers and were authored by him, not, like Trump's paid Ghost Writer, who is currently exposing Trump as a pathological liar, a blowhard, a Con Man, and a business CRIMINAL.
Under Obama's calm leadership, world leaders agree, his administration turned the Worst Financial Disaster since the Great Depression Around, saved not only America's economy but, that of the world.
Obama negotiated a Nuclear Treaty with Iran that all of our allies sign onto as a great achievement.
The culprit of the Twin Towers collapse was KILLED, not by "W", but under Obama's watch. He and Hillary signed off of this difficult task, instead of going to a War with a despot that could be easily defeated.
Obama was respected, and, is, to this day, by all of our allies. Trump is not.
Do your own research, instead of repeating Fox TV Network Nuts partisan, erroneous rhetoric.
Give tax payer monies away.....GREAT !
Obama was the first Afro-American president of the HARVARD LAW SCHOOL.
So what !
He chose to help folks in Chicago by becoming a "Community Leader", which led to him being elected to the Ilinois State Senate.
I wouldn't even want to "Visit" Chicago !
Under Obama's calm leadership, world leaders agree, his administration turned the Worst Financial Disaster since the Great Depression Around, saved not only America's economy but, that of the world.
No, HE didn't to shit. Stagnant isn't something to Brag about, and it damn sure isn't something to Brag about that one comes up with a plan that penalizes the poor for not being able to afford something.
Obama was respected, and, is, to this day, by all of our allies.
I hear that most folks luv them Little puppies, even when they get Big. "Dogs" are such loyal things, and Trainable too !
Weird thing though.....Obama did "Bomb for Oil" ! But on the bright side, he did get a "Nobel PEACE " prize.
Obama is nothing more than a "Jack" !
A good person, at heart?
I don't have anything against the FLOTUS really. I mean, other than her plagiarizing speeches and being an enabler for her rapist husband, she is fine.
Hillary hasn't been First Lady for 18 years .
I am well aware, I was talking about Malaria trump, but you knew that, right?
Hello MrFrost..
Plagiarizing Michelle Obama .. not cool - but come on... Calling Melania an enabler, really - like she has control over her husband and can rein him in... do you think she is having fun? she is in way over her head by NO choice of her own (regarding him running for President and then winning). Seems to me she just wants to raise her son as a better man than his father …. perhaps Melania has taken H's advice and standing by her man?
Wonder what the breach of contract clause is like in her prenup ….
I'll agree with you there, but to be sure, that's an incredibly low bar.
Hope you are well, now that the damn heat is backing off a little bit.
A low bar perhaps .. but I doubt that Melania sees it that way...
Heat is just cranking back up here .. send some rain with the next weather front...
I am doing pretty darn good : ) thank you for asking … I trust you are doing well
Doing well yes! We were in the upper 90's on Sunday... Inside the house never got above 65, but I took the garbage out and....whew....that 25 feet sucked.
Hottt!
First "Ho"!
"Be Best Ho". I was and look where it got me. Inside the Whitehouse. Where my merchandise can be bought.
Yes, Bro, she is "hot" if you like Plastic "Tits", silicone lips, reconstructed noses, implants, dyed hair, false teeth, false eyelashes, fake organism. Then, she may be hot, but, not for "Love".
"What's love got to do with it?"
Doesn't look all that unnatural to me. I'm sure she's had a nip or tuck here and there, or do you have specific knowledge of exactly how extensive her plastic surgery has been? Do you have knowledge of any? Melania is a beautiful woman, always has been.
And her husband's going to jail soon!
I am sorry to burst your bubble, google her early photos. Like "the Donald", she is not who she projects herself to be, but, then, no one really is.
and your point is? She is rather hot.. is this part of your problem with her - does this disarm you?
Your conspiracies need a bit of work, but this whole Melania got her man and has been a sleeper cell that was activated when she reached the WH thing you got going on here can be worked with .. let me see what I can find out .. in order for a good conspiracy to attract followers, there needs to be at least a story to follow - unless you are related to Alex Jones, then you can just claim the sky is pie and run with it! You are not related to him are you?
I do not know what I do not know. I could be, or, not be related to Alex Jones. My father was a cad.
However, Melania, her mother, her father were all raised, bred and educated as Communists. Is that FACT eluding you!
She's not the Electoral College and Trump has been Trump for 35 years.
However, she was a terrible Sex Porn film Star in Europe, but, a good mother to Trump children from his first wife.
Misogyny is super fun when you're a hypocritical leftist.
Today, on Facebook, I came out of the closet. At 76.7 years, rapidly approaching my EXPIRATION DATE, I felt like what the "Hey".
I am a Left Leaning Liberal and have been, except for that short flirtation with Ronald Reagen, in 1980, when I shaved, cut my hair and became active in the Republican Party. I was the SE coordinator for a Congressional candidate and on the payroll. It was a paid position that was the underlying draw, not the ideology.
I grew up in a politically divided family; my mother was a Republican. My father worked at Wright Patterson AirForce Base and was a Democrat.
I hide my Left Leaning tendencies from them both.
But, now I am out with both feet and I find it appalling that Right Mind Neo-Cons are constantly referring us as a Pink Commies when they are supporting a man who has extensive financial ties to Russia, is fond of Putin, married to a woman who was raised, educated as a communist, has his communist in-laws living in the Whitehouse and his top adviser, Steve Bannon, that Conservative loved is a self-admitted "Leninist".
What has happened to the Party of Reagen, where did it go. "Ronnie" was not mean. He did not call people names, nor encourage his supporters to beat protesters up, then, offer to pay for their legal defense.
Trump has been accused by four women of RAPE. His former wife, a business partner and two women, who were sex slaves living in Jeffrey Epstein's Penthouse, when they were 12 and 13-year old runaway plucked off the street by fellow billionaire Epstein personal secretary.
Epstein went to prison and served 12 months for having sex with underaged girls. His billions bought him a "Get Out of Jail EARLY Card".
Jeffrey is still a good friend of Trump's. And, Trump has frequently mentioned that Jeffrey likes money more than he does, and younger. His audio and video comments are on tape from the Howard Stern, "SHOCK JOCK SHOW" days. Trump loves to run his mouth.
Epstein did not "rat" Trump out. Instead, like a good, spoiled rich boy, like Trump, he took the 5th Amendment 24 times when questioned about Trump's involvement in his Sexcapades that he organized for the richest perverts in NYC.
Trump has been accused by four women of RAPE. His former wife, a business partner and two women, who were sex slaves living in Jeffrey Epstein's Penthouse, when they were 12 and 13-year old runaway plucked off the street by fellow billionaire Epstein personal secretary.
Epstein went to prison and served 12 months for having sex with underaged girls. His billions bought him a "Get Out of Jail EARLY Card".
Jeffrey is still a good friend of Trump's. And, Trump has frequently mentioned that Jeffrey likes money more than he does, and younger. His audio and video comments are on tape from the Howard Stern, "SHOCK JOCK SHOW" days. Trump loves to run his mouth.
Epstein did not "rat" Trump out. Instead, like a good, spoiled rich boy, like Trump, he took the 5th Amendment 24 times when questioned about Trump's involvement in his Sexcapades that he organized for the richest perverts in NYC.
Tacos! Shinning a bright light on a B.S. ARTIST is not a misogynist act. It is vetting. Trump supporters need to find the courage to face the truth about Trump, the Trump family members, and the Criminal Organization, know as, the Trump Organization.
This is no game we are involved with, it is "deadly serious". Trump is larger
than Al Capone and aligned with the Russians for decades, not for ideological reasons. "The Donald" has none. But, for financial gain.
It takes courage to examine the truth, to preserve ourselves, to admit when one is wrong. This is not High School, we are not quibbling about prom dresses.
We are in engaged in CYBER WAR with Russia and Trump and the Republicans have done nothing to PROTECT AMERICA from a hostile take over.
Then you missed a very important press conference today.
Donald Trump's team says it is ready to block Russian election meddling this year
The last time Russia tried to interfere with our election, Obama was president and he did nothing because he was so certain his buddy Hillary would win. I don't know why you would want those people back in place so that they could do nothing.
The lingering unanswered question .. why did the former President do nothing when a foreign country interfered in the 2016 elections .. especially Russia - Obama had a mad on for Putin from the day he was reelected .. I find it so hard to believe that the former president 'allowed' the Russian interference to continue...
and this is where someone says "Alas, Obama was damn'd if he did, damn'd if he didn't" [and the crowd sighs]
We all think that WE KNOW what we DON'T KNOW because we DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DON'T KNOW!
We all think that WE KNOW what we DON'T KNOW because we DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DON'T KNOW!
Then, when we find out what we DON'T KNOW, there are those among us that will say, "I don't believe it"!
Personally I dont care about Melania one way or the other. The fact that she either fell in love with Donald Trump or married him as a gold digger after money is not a point in her favor no matter which of the two it is.
But she is not the first to go those routes. I will leave her alone until she does something horrible on her own accord.
Like, maybe, make $24 million dollars as a consultant on Trumps' Inauguration Party?
"Be Best Boob Job", today, received an $80 MILLION Small Business Grant as a new "Start-Up Business".
"The Donald" knows how to make that C A S H!
"Be Best"!
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