Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  last year  •  133 comments

Melania (Or, someone looking like her) Kicks Off "Be Best" campaign for teenage girls and Transgenders Who Want To Be Porn Stars
"Be Best" - Melania Trump

Ladies, and, Up and Coming College Freshwoman:

If you are ambitious and cannot wait to become "famous and rich", then, this "self-help article" is for you.

Most of us "wannabe tramps" want to become "rich and famous bitches", like the "Housewives of Atlanta", by the fastest means possible, don't we?

Well, then, Tramps, here, are some helpful tips to boost your career from a young college drop out that . . . WENT ALL THE WAY, me, Melania Trump!


As the author of the absurd, "Be Best" program, that I created, I can personally assure you that my "Be Best Ho" program is the quickest way for an average looking girl to rise to the top in the shortest amount of time. No need for a college education.

Recently, I spoke, in my capacity as, "First Ho", to a group of Junior High School girls, visiting the Whitehouse to kick off The Whitehouse's annual "Start Thinking About Your Career Choice, Now, Bitches Day",  co-chaired by the "Grand Bitche of All Time", Betsy DeVos, Czar of Education, and the driving force behind the "Lock Children in Cages Movement"!

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In her capacity as Secretary of Education, the super-rich witch, Ms. Devos, cautioned the students wisely, "Don't Wait Till Your Beauty Fades. Now, is the time to start scheming! Learn how to sink your claws into a man's manhood. You can do it. Train them like the help-less seals they are." 

As one of only a hand full of reporters allowed to cover this event, I can attest that it started off with an "eye-opener", riveting video, reported Steve Bunion, former Senior Whitehouse advisor to Donald J. Trump.

Melania narrated a short clip from her professional modeling days as "Europe's Favorite Porn Star & Internation Gold Digger". The chorus of "Ooos and Awes" kept rolling from the rows of "Paid Spectators", in the cheap seats in the Rose Garden.


Melania, added, with that devilish smile of her that snared Donald J. Trump into her lair, "Vell, you must get a job in the
Porn Industry. Once, there, you will move up fast if you, 'Be Best' and have big busts"

"No big bust?  No problem".

"That is why God created cheap European Cosmetic Surgery"!

"No money? No problem".

"Just look for an aging gigolo, like Donald J. Thump, hanging around your Junior High school during recess. Be sure to be jumping rope. The really rich ones, like the Patriots' owner, like da jiggle factor".

"Know dis, Honey, rich, old, white men will always sponsor any semi-good looking nubile, who desperately wants to get really big, BREAST IMPLANTS and is willing to do anything to achieve her goal, as I did!"

"Most of the young girls blushed like young girls at a pedophile wedding", noted Steve Bunion, who, himself, was blushing.

"Melanoma", continued, the reporter, added, "Especially, if the old, doddering, filthy-rich codger is married to a  sagging 30's something wife. Then, they will divorce her, and, marry you, if you play 'hard to get'."

"Not good looking? No PROBLEM." 

"Rich old, white men are notorious for spoiling their young concubines. Old men know that their 'expiration date' is fast approaching, and, they usually are so, coked-up on Viagra, they can't think straight. Strike why their iron is hot".

"These creaking leches want to sow their oats one more time, and, will spend a fortune on Cosmetic Surgery for your entire body, provided you agree to let them make it over to look exactly like their "hot" daughter, as Trump did, or, their Mother, during her prime, 16.

Heck if you are ugly, what do you care about what they do to you? This is a photo of Sarah  Sanders before her facelift. 196

"So, Ugly Girl, First Ho, says, 'Be Best Bosom', sign up, today, here, in the Rose Garden for 'Trump Breast Augmentation', or, if you are stupid, you can remain a small, flat-chested, nobody the rest of your mis-er-able life, or, spend thousands with us."

At that very moment, Kelly Ann Conjob jumped up to explain: "All procedures performed at Be Best Boob Jobs is the BEST because they are performed by the Whitehouse Physician, after-hours, to avoid Violation of the Emoluments Act, which no one knows what that is, anyway. No worries, be happy!

"Be Best Breasts"!

If you be ugly, little girl, no problem.

Trump's "Be Best Make-Up & Hair" fix all of the defects that you inherited from your ugly parents. I "Be Best" testimony of dat, for sure.

As a young girl of 14, I met "the Donald" at a "Kid Porn Convention," and, he took me right in. First, the front, then, the back, sideways, on my back, and, every which way on the "Way to Rich Man Heaven". I no be first, but, I "Be Best"!

Who wants to go through the Eye of a Needle, anyway? Christians are losers. I Be Rich, now!

"The Donald", him, too, used to be, "Be Best," not, so much, now. I "Be Best", with Secret Service Agent, who I call James Bondage, cause we play that game.

Why wait to complete your college education, "Be Best, Now, Cow"!

For as little as $100,000 dollars you can be "Be Best, Now"! Call The Trump "Be Best Beauty Institute, right now. No Child Labor Charges, apply. "The Donald" is the president. He can fix anything, even elections.

No money, no problem. Betsy DeVos, Department of Education, has a financial aid384 program for you. You pay back when you graduate from "Be Best Ho University." Sign Up, today. "Be Best!"


REMEMBER: Cosmetic Surgery may not be for everyone!

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

This is really a low blow aimed at a woman that rose to the highest position in the land by sheer sex alone. You are disgusting and probably an atheist.

 
 
 
devangelical
1.2  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    last year

hey, at least she keeps her clothes on for the publicity shots in this country. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @1.2    last year

That is an improvement. Thanks for the reminder. We must always look "for the Silver Lining", while the Rich steals all of the gold.

Be positive is my "Mantra", also, after the numerous ass whooping, I received from Trump-like bullies.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  devangelical @1.2    2 months ago

Yes, devangelical, I remember how Barbara Bush was always taking off her clothes to get attention. H. W, her husband, was having an affair with a staffer for 12 years, but, of course, Republicans remained mute.

They have a secret code that requires them to be silent until the Affair is in its 12th year.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    2 months ago

No, not an atheist.

 
 
 
cjcold
2  cjcold    last year

This atheist is pretty sure that Donny doesn't deserve such a fine woman. She would look much better on my arm.

 
 
 
Skrekk
2.1  Skrekk  replied to  cjcold @2    last year

I prefer more skilled plagiarists.

 
 
 
WallyW
2.1.1  WallyW  replied to  Skrekk @2.1    last year

Like Moochelle?

 
 
 
Skrekk
2.1.2  Skrekk  replied to  WallyW @2.1.1    last year
Like Moochelle?

An unwittingly ironic comment.

 
 
 
epistte
2.1.3  epistte  replied to  WallyW @2.1.1    last year

Who did Mrs. Obama plagiarize?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  epistte @2.1.3    last year

God, look it directly from HIS lips, via a "French Kiss".  It's in the Bible, somewhere.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  epistte @2.1.3    2 months ago

Michelle Obama is not a PORN STAR. She is an attorney, who provided the funds for the family, which enabled her husband to dedicate his life to helping others.

Michelle did not, nor, does she need to plagiarize anyone. She is an accomplished writer, attorney, and two-term First Lady. The first Afro-American First Lady in the history of this country.

On the other hand, the First Former Porn Star is a lousy First Lady, more like a "First Ho"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @2    2 months ago

No doubt, she would look better on your arm, than sitting behind Trump, like his pet dog.

 
 
 
Kathleen
3  Kathleen    last year

You may not like the president, but to say disgusting things about the First lady is cowardly. 

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3    last year
You may not like the president, but to say disgusting things about the First lady is cowardly. 

Whereas mocking disabled people is okay???

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.1  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1    last year

Did I say that was okay?

Show me anywhere in my posts that I said that was okay.

I am waiting.....

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.2  Kathleen  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.1    last year

Since you can't find any of my posts that said it was okay, looks like your comment was totally wrong directing that at me.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.3  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.2    last year
Since you can't find any of my posts that said it was okay, looks like your comment was totally wrong directing that at me.

Strangely enough, I also cannot find any comment where I accused you with being okay with it.  I'm sure you posted about your disgust with Trump after he mocked that disabled man.

Also, are you saying that is was wrong of me to ask you a question?  After all you did post about Trump at the time he did this didn't you?

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.4  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.3    last year

By asking that question, you were assuming that I could answer yes or no.  A little flimflam here.  I was talking about the First Lady, you were the one that decided to derail my comment and bring up a question that had nothing to do with the First Lady.  It is none of your business what I post and when I post, and I don't have to answer any of your questions either, as a matter of fact, I don't even have to reply to them.  So move along.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.5  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.4    last year
By asking that question, you were assuming that I could answer yes or no. 

And you chose not to answer.

I was talking about the First Lady, you were the one that decided to derail my comment and bring up a question that had nothing to do with the First Lady.

No, you were talking about a comment made about the 1st lady.  I was talking about a comment made by President Trump.

It is none of your business what I post and when I post, and I don't have to answer any of your questions either, as a matter of fact, I don't even have to reply to them.

Which is completely your right to not answer a question, however instead you chose to challenge my question without answering it.  Again, your choice.  And if you post something in a public forum, you make it anyone's business who has access to that forum and wants to view the consistency of your comments. 

So I will answer the question for you, no you did not criticize Trump when he mocked a disabled person.  That lack of consistency does not work in your favor and is most probably the reason you refused to answer the question.

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.6  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.5    last year

I did criticize Trump when he did that. That was when it was first in the news. So my character is clear. Now, do you agree with the trash they are saying about the First Lady? You are not saying a thing about that, so the table turns on you that your character is not in good standing now.  Anyone that attacks the First Lady or any First Lady is a coward.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.7  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.6    last year
I did criticize Trump when he did that. That was when it was first in the news.

Good, I would hope so.  You seemed like someone that was more consistent with her answers than many I encounter on these pages, and I am glad to know that is correct.

 Now, do you agree with the trash they are saying about the First Lady?

My stand is always the same no matter who is doing the saying or who it is sad to...Personal insults are always wrong and are always a sign that someone does not have a legitimate argument.  If all you do is make personal insults, then you have lost from the beginning.  It is the same as name calling, if you feel the need to childishly name call, and claim you have automatically loses points no matter how legitimate.

You are not saying a thing about that, so the table turns on you that your character is not in good standing now.

You never asked until now.  Just like I asked you earlier and you chose to take offense and argue the point instead of a simple answer, but now you have answered the question. 

My character is just fine thank you.

Anyone that attacks the First Lady or any First Lady is a coward.

Again you have chosen to take only a specific aim which opens you up to the possible accusation of hypocrisy, though I believe you are only narrowing your focus to the context of this article. 

My belief (again), is that anyone that uses personal attacks on someone else, especially on this type of open forum, is a loser and should just go away until they have an intelligent argument to make.

Or in other words, "go away kid, the adults are talking".

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.8  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.7    last year

So, you think it is wrong to say those things about the First Lady. 

Well then good for you, I think anyone that insults women like that are not real men.

Perhaps in the future, you should have just repeated what you said about insults, instead of throwing a torch and derailing mine. 

You could have easily agreed with my first post and this misunserstanding, would not have happened. 

Just trying to help.

Good Day.

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.9  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.3    last year

One more thing. You did accuse me of it when I did not answer your question. Just because someone does not answer the question, does not mean they agree with it.

Understand?

Good Day 

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.10  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.9    last year
One more thing. You did accuse me of it when I did not answer your question.

Of course I did, a person would normally just answer the question.  Most people that take offense to a question, take that offense because they know their answer will work against them.  I was looking to see if you were someone that is opposed to all personal insults and bullying, or just offended because it was against a Trump while at the same time calling Hillary, Obama, Bernie, etc. childish names.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.11  Texan1211  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.9    last year

I suppose it is entirely possible that some people answer every single question ever asked of them on the internet.

Just like it is possible some people still don't know that some questions are simply not worth dignifying with an answer.

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.12  Kathleen  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.11    last year

This all could have been avoided if he would have just agreed with me.  See how it works? Yes, I agree, not every question is answered on the Internet... Lol

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.13  Texan1211  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1    last year

WTF does what Trump said have to do with slandering the First Lady?

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.14  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.9    last year

Hey B...

It has been my observation that there are several individuals that in their attempt to put Trump down .. actually emulate him, yet think that what they are doing is different in some way.... 

Putting down the first lady is a new American past time .. Michelle took a great deal of abuse as well - yet Michelle did not deserve the treatment she received .. but Melania because she is married to Trump is fair game (?)  - that kind of Bar logic makes no sense to me, yet as you have experienced if one is to defend Melania, then it must mean that, that individual is saying Trump's behavior is acceptable... [sigh]

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.15  Colour Me Free  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.14    last year

Not sure why there are 2 that's : ) 

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.16  Kathleen  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.13    last year

That's probably what I should have asked in the first place.   

I am a talker.... : )

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.17  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.14    last year

You got it, I am getting really sick and tired of all the trash talk about her. From a side that thinks women should be treated descent, it sure looks like they are not treating women in that manner. Know what I mean? If you hate Trump fine, but dragging her down is wrong.

Have a nice evening : )

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.18  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.12    last year
This all could have been avoided if he would have just agreed with me.

Why would I agree with you when you did not show the same understanding of it that I did???

 
 
 
Ozzwald
3.1.19  Ozzwald  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.16    last year

That's probably what I should have asked in the first place.   

I am a talker.... : )

And here you are agreeing with someone who commonly posts insulting name calling and lies on various people.  I am beginning to believe my initial thought was correct, you are a hypocrite, only upset when the insults are turned against your people.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.20  Texan1211  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.19    last year

SMMFH

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.21  Kathleen  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.19    last year
  • Ozzward,

I don't have to prove myself to anyone on here and that includes you.

He is right, what did your statement have to do with the First Lady?

I agreed with his statement. You have an issue with him, that is your concern not mine.

I have agreed on various comments from both sides of the fence. Just because I agreed with this comment does not mean I agreed with other comments he has made.

You seem to have a problem with that.

Good Night.

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.1.22  Tacos!  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1    last year
CNN's John Berman reports

That's how you know it was fake news.

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.23  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.17    last year
From a side that thinks women should be treated descent, it sure looks like they are not treating women in that manner.

Good point, yet that only holds true for women that are liked by 'their' side ..  it is a 2 way street - both sides are guilty ……   however I have been thinking that now that Maxine Waters has revealed her inner freak ..  Sarah Palin may be owed some apologies : )

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.24  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.23    last year

We will never see that. : )

 
 
 
Tessylo
3.1.25  Tessylo  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.19    last year

applause

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.26  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.24    last year

Nope, not with so many individuals being wrapped so tightly up in hate that their derangement has taken over everything about them. 

Us v Them .. sad really .. but I do not see things changing anytime soon - it was the same situation during the last administration, just now the darkness has spread even further within 'our' Great Nation....

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.27  Colour Me Free  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.19    last year
I am beginning to believe my initial thought was correct, you are a hypocrite, only upset when the insults are turned against your people.

Kathleen agreed with someone that you were off topic … and this is what you have to say?  Speaking of hypocrisy, I am willing to bet that 'you' were outraged at the treatment that Michelle received as first lady, and most likely jumped down a throat or 2 for the comments made about her - if someone stepped in and wanted to discuss Obama .. 'you' prob were all over that individual for derailing?

Just speculation on my behalf regarding 'you' .. I happen to know however that Kathleen always defended Michelle from the nastiness said about her, just the same as she is defending Melania!

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.28  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.27    last year

Thank you Colour, I appreciate what you said.  : )

 
 
 
Tacos!
3.1.29  Tacos!  replied to  Ozzwald @3.1.19    last year
I am beginning to believe my initial thought was correct, you are a hypocrite, only upset when the insults are turned against your people.

Oh, so you weren't just "asking a question" as you tried to claim above. You were already judging and accusing. "The truth will out" as the Bard wrote.

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.30  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.28    last year

You are welcome B .. old habits die hard - I know you can defend yourself …   but ……… 'we' all need back up from time to time! : )

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.31  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.30    last year

I think I am being stalked, I know you had an encounter with this person too. So I will do what you did. I noticed you are not anymore. I will text you later about it.  I have been ignoring this person and it's driving him/her crazy. Giggle  I believe that is what they prefer you to do on this site.

Have a great day.

 
 
 
Tessylo
3.1.32  Tessylo  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.31    last year
'I think I am being stalked, I know you had an encounter with this person too. So I will do what you did. I noticed you are not anymore. I will text you later about it.  I have been ignoring this person and it's driving him/her crazy.'

chuckle

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.33  Texan1211  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.31    last year

Now that will REALLY bring the loons out!

Be careful!

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.34  Kathleen  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.33    last year

There are plenty of those for sure, but I am flattered by the attention.   Laugh

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
3.1.35  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.33    last year

what the heck do I

have to do to obtain me a stalker

,

ah shux, it's just korny that know one ever fields my requests, enuff to fill rows of boats, with roses, picked for the pricks, that might wish to bust my ears, too keep me abreast of some boobs addressed, in heavy pants, herd ankle deep n high, in case field floods   lights with bulbs   that show me Tulips  grow lips    for pucked up service

denied

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.36  Texan1211  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3.1.35    last year

Some people have fan clubs who stalk them and some don't.

Consider yourself lucky!

 
 
 
Tessylo
3.1.37  Tessylo  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.34    last year

deleted

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
3.1.38  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.36    last year
Some people have fan clubs who stalk them and some don't.

well

then my fan club blows

air conditioned to make me

hot

under the shirtless flannel collar, with long sleeves, so as I have the right to bare arms, also the left

behind grunge look going

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.39  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.31    last year

Oddly enough it appears your stalker is begging for attention .. careful I have heard once one has a window licker they are difficult to get rid of

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.40  Texan1211  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.39    last year

They are like roaches--one spray isn't going to do it.

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.41  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.39    last year

We have had our share, that's for sure.

Going down the ocean next week, so time for the fun and sun...

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.42  Colour Me Free  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.40    last year

lol

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.43  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.41    last year

Nice, is your daughter gonna attend the adventure?

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.44  Kathleen  replied to  Colour Me Free @3.1.43    last year

Yep...we need it, then it's college time. : )

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
3.1.45  Colour Me Free  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.44    last year

Yes, the adventures are need .. our time is limited with (what I consider to be) our lil ones...

 
 
 
epistte
3.1.46  epistte  replied to  Tacos! @3.1.22    last year
That's how you know it was fake news.

Why is that?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.47  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.1    last year

It is the tone, the constant defense of the indefensive and the protestation that the "Traitors in the WHITEHOUSE" that are under FEDERAL INVESTIGATION for high-level corruption, conspiracy, money laundering and other horrendous crimes are "good, Christian people".

They are not.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.48  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @3.1.22    last year

Yes, the CIA, the FBI, our Intel organizations are all one big DEEP STATEPLOTTERS set up by Obama to turn every White person Black and every black person White.Intelligence Agencies say RUSSIAN INTERFERED.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.49  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.6    last year

The "He said - She said" controversy has historic roots, all the way back to Adam and Eve. I don't think we are going to resolve it here, do you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.50  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.13    last year

It is all tied together in one big circular web, directed by the Great White Evil-Genital God who pulls everyone's strings. It is in the Bible, somewhere.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.51  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.17    last year

We do not HATE Trump. We condemn his criminal actions, and, those of his Bonnie & Clyde accomplish, Melania. 
She knew what she signed up for! She is a "gold digger", a former top grossing European PORN STAR, who specialized in "Girl On Girl" porno photo shots and movies.

Still, think she is a wonderful, family oriented woman. How many affairs have been tracked to her, by the last count, at least three?

The FAMILY that breaks all of the Commandments separately or together, stays together to shield each other from retribution.

Idelolize someone, but, it should not be famous CROOKS. People do, though:  Jessie James, (a cold-blooded murderer), Al Capone, Chicago Mafia King, John Gotti, the NY Teflon Don, Putin, killer of over 100 journalists.Putin - Journalist killed by Putin.jpg

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.52  Kathleen  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.47    last year

So you finally decided to show up on your thread. 

Hate to break this to you, but this is all opinion.  Nothing new here...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.53  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.52    last year

It takes courage to examine the truth, to preserve ourselves, to admit when one is wrong. This is not High School, we are not quibbling about prom dresses. 

We are in engaged in CYBER WAR with Russia and Trump and the Republicans have done nothing to PROTECT AMERICA from a hostile take over.KICK Republicans Out.jpg

 
 
 
Kathleen
3.1.54  Kathleen  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.53    last year

Good night, past my bed time.  I will awaken to another fine day....

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.55  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.54    last year

Do you sleep upside down, hanging from a seldom-used closet?  Asking for a friend.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.56  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.55    last year

How exactly do you hang from a closet?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.57  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3.1.52    last year

Those are real photos of real Russian journalist killed by a REAL DICTATOR that our FAKE PREZ admires.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.58  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.56    last year

I live in an old historic home, with lost of rooms that I seldom visit. On occasion, I have found a bat or two hanging upsides down in them.

In light of her post, I was curious about how she was planning to get a good night's rest.

Enquiring Minds Want To Know; The Other Kind Doesn't Give a Rat's Patootie!

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.59  Texan1211  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1.58    last year

So you think a human would sleep as a bat does.

Good to know...……...for what, I haven't quite figured out yet!

LMFAO!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.60  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.59    last year

I have long suspected that some do!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3    2 months ago

Melania claimed to be a graduate from Slovenia University. She dropped out after her Fresh-woman year to become a PORN STAR. For over a decade she was the leading Porn Star, like Stormy Daniels, in Europe.

She appeared in several Porn Movies, including one on girl on girl sex. That is an excellent background for First Ladies.

Lying about your education, as her husband, Donald J. Trump does, is also a good trait in a FIRST LADY.

Melania was raised and bred in a Communist Family, went to Communist schools. Her father, who looks surprisingly like "The Donald" was a high ranking member of the Communist Party in his home town. Her Mother and Brother were communists until she married Trump.

Have you seen the movie, "The Red Sparrow", about young attractive girls who are recruited to be spies for Russia?

Melania is not who you think she is. She was having an affair with "The Donald" while he was married to his second wife.

As you may recall, Trump had an affair with the second wife, while he was married to his first. And, he had numerous affairs with the winners of his pageant, while he was married to his first wife.


 
 
 
It Is ME
3.2.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.2    2 months ago
As you may recall, Trump had an affair with the second wife, while he was married to his first. And, he had numerous affairs with the winners of his pageant, while he was married to his first wife.

He shoulda waited until he got into office. Those folks have a "Slush" fund for things like that. They call it the "Do as you want, not as you say Fund" !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @3    2 months ago

Kathleen: Exposing the "Truth takes courage". Repeating Fox TV Network "Liars-Liars" Conservative Republican TALKING POINT is only cowardly, but, extremely naive.

One innate racism is something that one must strive to overcome, not indulge one's self in it because it gives one a sense of superiority.

Be brave! The world is a-changin'!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5  JohnRussell    last year

Melania's in a tough spot. I think she may be a good person at heart, but she made the decision to throw her lot with Donald Trump, and there will always be "issues" with that. 

She should ride out the storm laying low and hope she isn't too much of an outcast when it's all said and done. 

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
5.1  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  JohnRussell @5    last year

I hear they are going to put the library in Chicago.

 
 
 
Ender
5.1.1  Ender  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @5.1    last year

Not St Petersburg? Many will be crushed.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @5.1    last year

Trump  Putin Holding Hands on Fifth Ave.jpg

 
 
 
lennylynx
5.1.3  lennylynx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.1.2    last year

Exactly.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @5    last year

Melania is a Red Sparrow trained by the KGB to ensnarl rich western men at Putin command, or, her family with be killed.Melania as The Sparrow.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @5    2 months ago

"A good person at heart"? Melania lied on her resume about graduating with a degree in architecture for Slovenia University. Actually, JohnRussell, she dropped out of that university to become a "EUROPEAN PORN STAR", like Stormy Daniels and was the "hottest porn star in Europe.

Trump likes "porn stars", that is how he met her at a Russian Embassy Party.

Melania was raised and educated in a Communist country. Her mother, father, and brothers and all of her relatives are communists. Her Mother and Father stopped being members of the COMMUNIST PARTY when they moved into the Whitehouse with "the Donald".

Melania had a multi-year affair with Trump while he was married to his second wife. Trump had an affair with his second wife while he was married to his first wife, Ivana, the Mother of Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric.

While married to his first wife, Trump had multiple affairs with many women, including several who were contestants in his Pageants. Trump admits this in his book.

He also is such a media hog that he brags about in on his buddy's TV/Radio show, Howard Stern, and goes into great detail in the various episodes.

Melania is currently having an affair with a Secret Service agent when she stays at the Trump Tower. Even the National Enquire could not pass up this juicy story.

Melania, as, I am sure you know, does not live in the WH with "the Donald". They have a sham marriage. She is bound by a multi-million dollar contract to stay married to Trump, while he is in public office.

These are not allegations from rag sheets, they have been published and written about for decades, but, of course, Trump supporters do not believe anyone but their EVANGELICAL PREACHER, who is worth nearly as much as the president isn't.

These are not nice people. Trump is an INTERNATIONAL CROOK under suspicion for decades for criminal wrong doing.

The Trump Organization is currently under investigation as a CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.


 
 
 
MrFrost
6  MrFrost    last year

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It Is ME
6.2  It Is ME  replied to  MrFrost @6    last year

Remember when Dems...."Praised" Michelle's arms as if it was her only endearing feature ?

ooooo….her arms.....to die for ! Clapping

But ooooooooh Barrack...…)))))shiver(((((…. my leg.....my leg ! Hanging loose

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @6.2    last year

Folks, Dems didn't do anything. Some folks who were her fans raved about her, just, as one of Melania's fans, is going to war to defend her honor. Melania is not Mother Theresa, she is more like "Hooker Theresa", or Linda Lovelace.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @6.2    2 months ago

There is no comparison between Trump and Obama. Trump compares more with Jimmy Hoffa, or, Larry Flynt, owner of Hustler magazine.

 
 
 
It Is ME
6.2.3  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2.2    2 months ago
There is no comparison between Trump and Obama.

True, True !

Obama is more ……. a Jack. The one that tried to get water and fell, breaking his melon, and Tumbled down the hill without even getting the friggin water. Jack was such a wimp. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @6.2.3    2 months ago

It Is Me:  Everyone is entitled to their own "opinion", but, not their own "facts".

Obama inherited a collapsing economy that was on the brink of causing a WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION.

Obama was the first Afro-American president of the HARVARD LAW SCHOOL. He chose to help folks in Chicago by becoming a "Community Leader", which led to him being elected to the Ilinois State Senate. He ran for Congress and loss, then, boldly ran for the Senate and won two terms.

His books became Best Sellers and were authored by him, not, like Trump's paid Ghost Writer, who is currently exposing Trump as a pathological liar, a blowhard, a Con Man, and a business CRIMINAL.

Under Obama's calm leadership, world leaders agree, his administration turned the Worst Financial Disaster since the Great Depression Around, saved not only America's economy but, that of the world.

Obama negotiated a Nuclear Treaty with Iran that all of our allies sign onto as a great achievement.

The culprit of the Twin Towers collapse was KILLED, not by "W", but under Obama's watch. He and Hillary signed off of this difficult task, instead of going to a War with a despot that could be easily defeated.

Obama was respected, and, is, to this day, by all of our allies. Trump is not.

Do your own research, instead of repeating Fox TV Network Nuts partisan, erroneous rhetoric.



 
 
 
It Is ME
6.2.5  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2.4    2 months ago
Obama inherited a collapsing economy that was on the brink of causing a WORLDWIDE DEPRESSION.

Give tax payer monies away.....GREAT !

Obama was the first Afro-American president of the HARVARD LAW SCHOOL.

So what !

He chose to help folks in Chicago by becoming a "Community Leader", which led to him being elected to the Ilinois State Senate.

I wouldn't even want to "Visit" Chicago !

Under Obama's calm leadership, world leaders agree, his administration turned the Worst Financial Disaster since the Great Depression Around, saved not only America's economy but, that of the world.

No, HE didn't to shit. Stagnant isn't something to Brag about, and it damn sure isn't something to Brag about that one comes up with a plan that penalizes the poor for not being able to afford something.

Obama was respected, and, is, to this day, by all of our allies.

I hear that most folks luv them Little puppies, even when they get Big. "Dogs" are such loyal things, and Trainable too ! 

Weird thing though.....Obama did "Bomb for Oil" ! But on the bright side, he did get a "Nobel PEACE" prize. jrSmiley_24_smiley_image.gif

Obama is nothing more than a "Jack" !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @6    2 months ago

A good person, at heart?

 
 
 
MrFrost
7  MrFrost    last year

I don't have anything against the FLOTUS really. I mean, other than her plagiarizing speeches and being an enabler for her rapist husband, she is fine. 

 
 
 
arkpdx
7.1  arkpdx  replied to  MrFrost @7    last year
being an enabler for her rapist husband,

Hillary hasn't been First Lady for 18 years .

 
 
 
MrFrost
7.1.1  MrFrost  replied to  arkpdx @7.1    last year
Hillary hasn't been First Lady for 18 years .

I am well aware, I was talking about Malaria trump, but you knew that, right? 

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
7.2  Colour Me Free  replied to  MrFrost @7    last year

Hello MrFrost..

Plagiarizing Michelle Obama .. not cool - but come on... Calling Melania an enabler, really - like she has control over her husband and can rein him in... do you think she is having fun?  she is in way over her head by NO choice of her own (regarding him running for President and then winning).  Seems to me she just wants to raise her son as a better man than his father ….  perhaps Melania has taken H's advice and standing by her man?

Wonder what the breach of contract clause is like in her prenup ….

 
 
 
MrFrost
7.2.1  MrFrost  replied to  Colour Me Free @7.2    last year
Seems to me she just wants to raise her son as a better man than his father …

I'll agree with you there, but to be sure, that's an incredibly low bar. 

Hope you are well, now that the damn heat is backing off a little bit. 

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
7.2.2  Colour Me Free  replied to  MrFrost @7.2.1    last year

A low bar perhaps .. but I doubt that Melania sees it that way...

Heat is just cranking back up here .. send some rain with the next weather front...

I am doing pretty darn good : ) thank you for asking … I trust you are doing well

 
 
 
MrFrost
7.2.3  MrFrost  replied to  Colour Me Free @7.2.2    last year

Doing well yes! We were in the upper 90's on Sunday... Inside the house never got above 65, but I took the garbage out and....whew....that 25 feet sucked. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Colour Me Free @7.2    last year

Melania First Ho.jpg

 
 
 
lennylynx
7.2.5  lennylynx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.2.4    last year

Hottt!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.2.4    last year

First "Ho"! 

"Be Best Ho". I was and look where it got me. Inside the Whitehouse. Where my merchandise can be bought.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  lennylynx @7.2.5    last year

Yes, Bro, she is "hot" if you like Plastic "Tits", silicone lips, reconstructed noses, implants, dyed hair, false teeth, false eyelashes, fake organism. Then, she may be hot, but, not for "Love".  

"What's love got to do with it?"

 
 
 
lennylynx
7.2.8  lennylynx  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.2.7    last year

Doesn't look all that unnatural to me. I'm sure she's had a nip or tuck here and there, or do you have specific knowledge of exactly how extensive her plastic surgery has been?  Do you have knowledge of any? Melania is a beautiful woman, always has been.

And her husband's going to jail soon! Happy

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  lennylynx @7.2.8    last year

I am sorry to burst your bubble, google her early photos. Like "the Donald", she is not who she projects herself to be, but, then, no one really is.

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
7.2.10  Colour Me Free  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.2.4    last year

and your point is?   She is rather hot.. is this part of your problem with her - does this disarm you?

Your conspiracies need a bit of work, but this whole Melania got her man and has been a sleeper cell that was activated when she reached the WH thing you got going on here can be worked with .. let me see what I can find out .. in order for a good conspiracy to attract followers, there needs to be at least a story to follow - unless you are related to Alex Jones, then you can just claim the sky is pie and run with it!  You are not related to him are you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Colour Me Free @7.2.10    last year

I do not know what I do not know. I could be, or, not be related to Alex Jones. My father was a cad.

However, Melania, her mother, her father were all raised, bred and educated as Communists. Is that FACT eluding you!

 
 
 
Tacos!
7.3  Tacos!  replied to  MrFrost @7    last year
being an enabler for her rapist husband

She's not the Electoral College and Trump has been Trump for 35 years.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @7    2 months ago

However, she was a terrible Sex Porn film Star in Europe, but, a good mother to Trump children from his first wife.

 
 
 
Kathleen
9  Kathleen    last year

One thing I just don't understand.

When most of one party believes that women should have equality and can express herself, why are you putting down the First Lady?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Kathleen @9    last year

First of all, Melania is not "Our first lady". She was installed with that interloper that Putin ordered to intice Trump the know "Wealthy playboy addicted to Porn Stars".

Secondly, Melania is no FIRST LADY. She is First "Ho", a former hooker, turned Pornographic Star, turned gold digger, turn Russian Spy for Putin.

Thirdly, she is a compulsive liar like Trump, defends his cheating on her, and, his numerous pay off to Playboy models and Porn star. She also is aware of Trump fetish for young teenage girls.Whitehouse No Adults Allowed.jpg

 
 
 
Tacos!
10  Tacos!    last year

Misogyny is super fun when you're a hypocritical leftist.

 
 
 
WallyW
10.1  WallyW  replied to  Tacos! @10    last year

Yep, they being the worst offenders. This site keeps sinking lower and lower. Pretty much has become the "National Enquirer" of the Net with moronic and racist seeds. It could be so much more, but guess TPTB like it this way. Face Palm

 
 
 
JohnRussell
10.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  WallyW @10.1    last year
Pretty much has become the "National Enquirer" of the Net with moronic and racist seeds.

Your friends? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @10    last year

Today, on Facebook, I came out of the closet. At 76.7 years, rapidly approaching my EXPIRATION DATE, I felt like what the "Hey".

I am a Left Leaning Liberal and have been, except for that short flirtation with Ronald Reagen, in 1980, when I shaved, cut my hair and became active in the Republican Party. I was the SE coordinator for a Congressional candidate and on the payroll. It was a paid position that was the underlying draw, not the ideology.

I grew up in a politically divided family; my mother was a Republican. My father worked at Wright Patterson AirForce Base and was a Democrat.

I hide my Left Leaning tendencies from them both.

But, now I am out with both feet and I find it appalling that Right Mind Neo-Cons are constantly referring us as a Pink Commies when they are supporting a man who has extensive financial ties to Russia, is fond of Putin, married to a woman who was raised, educated as a communist, has his communist in-laws living in the Whitehouse and his top adviser, Steve Bannon, that Conservative loved is a self-admitted "Leninist". 

What has happened to the Party of Reagen, where did it go. "Ronnie" was not mean. He did not call people names, nor encourage his supporters to beat protesters up, then, offer to pay for their legal defense.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @10    last year

Trump has been accused by four women of RAPE. His former wife, a business partner and two women, who were sex slaves living in Jeffrey Epstein's Penthouse, when they were 12 and 13-year old runaway plucked off the street by fellow billionaire Epstein personal secretary.

Epstein went to prison and served 12 months for having sex with underaged girls. His billions bought him a "Get Out of Jail EARLY Card".

Jeffrey is still a good friend of Trump's. And, Trump has frequently mentioned that Jeffrey likes money more than he does, and younger.  His audio and video comments are on tape from the Howard Stern, "SHOCK JOCK SHOW" days. Trump loves to run his mouth.

Epstein did not "rat" Trump out. Instead, like a good, spoiled rich boy, like Trump, he took the 5th Amendment 24 times when questioned about Trump's involvement in his Sexcapades that he organized for the richest perverts in NYC.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @10    last year

Trump has been accused by four women of RAPE. His former wife, a business partner and two women, who were sex slaves living in Jeffrey Epstein's Penthouse, when they were 12 and 13-year old runaway plucked off the street by fellow billionaire Epstein personal secretary.

Epstein went to prison and served 12 months for having sex with underaged girls. His billions bought him a "Get Out of Jail EARLY Card".

Jeffrey is still a good friend of Trump's. And, Trump has frequently mentioned that Jeffrey likes money more than he does, and younger.  His audio and video comments are on tape from the Howard Stern, "SHOCK JOCK SHOW" days. Trump loves to run his mouth.

Epstein did not "rat" Trump out. Instead, like a good, spoiled rich boy, like Trump, he took the 5th Amendment 24 times when questioned about Trump's involvement in his Sexcapades that he organized for the richest perverts in NYC.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @10    2 months ago

Tacos! Shinning a bright light on a B.S. ARTIST is not a misogynist act. It is vetting. Trump supporters need to find the courage to face the truth about Trump,  the Trump family members, and the Criminal Organization, know as, the Trump Organization.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

This is no game we are involved with, it is "deadly serious". Trump is largerTrump and Family in Orange Jumpsuites.jpg than Al Capone and aligned with the Russians for decades, not for ideological reasons. "The Donald" has none. But, for financial gain.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

Melania The Face You Make When You Marry for MONEY.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    last year

It takes courage to examine the truth, to preserve ourselves, to admit when one is wrong. This is not High School, we are not quibbling about prom dresses. 

We are in engaged in CYBER WAR with Russia and Trump and the Republicans have done nothing to PROTECT AMERICA from a hostile take over.KICK Republicans Out.jpg

 
 
 
Tacos!
13.1  Tacos!  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13    last year
We are in engaged in CYBER WAR with Russia and Trump and the Republicans have done nothing to PROTECT AMERICA from a hostile take over.

Then you missed a very important press conference today.

Donald Trump's team says it is ready to block Russian election meddling this year

The last time Russia tried to interfere with our election, Obama was president and he did nothing because he was so certain his buddy Hillary would win. I don't know why you would want those people back in place so that they could do nothing.

 
 
 
Colour Me Free
13.1.1  Colour Me Free  replied to  Tacos! @13.1    last year

The lingering unanswered question .. why did the former President do nothing when a foreign country interfered in the 2016 elections .. especially Russia -  Obama had a mad on for Putin from the day he was reelected .. I find it so hard to believe that the former president 'allowed' the Russian interference to continue...

and this is where someone says "Alas, Obama was damn'd if he did, damn'd if he didn't"  [and the crowd sighs] 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @13.1    last year

We all think that WE KNOW what we DON'T KNOW because we DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DON'T KNOW!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Colour Me Free @13.1.1    last year

We all think that WE KNOW what we DON'T KNOW because we DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DON'T KNOW!

Then, when we find out what we DON'T KNOW, there are those among us that will say, "I don't believe it"!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
14  JohnRussell    last year

Personally I dont care about Melania one way or the other.  The fact that she either fell in love with Donald Trump or married him as a gold digger after money is not a point in her favor no matter which of the two it is. 

But she is not the first to go those routes. I will leave her alone until she does something horrible on her own accord. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @14    2 months ago

Like, maybe, make $24 million dollars as a consultant on Trumps' Inauguration Party?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

"Be Best Boob Job", today, received an $80 MILLION Small Business Grant as a new "Start-Up Business".

"The Donald" knows how to make that C A S H!

"Be Best"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

Editorial Note:  Most, if not all of the salacious information reporter here, has been vetted by Rhesus Monkeys, and is known to as factual as Fox TV Nut Work News. - Management

 
 
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