Matt Damon does Brett Kavanaugh better than Brett Kavanaugh does Brett Kavanaugh!
I agree...
Hey, here's an idea-- since apparently the Kavanaugh nomination may be in trouble-- perhaps Trump could be persuaded to withdraw that nomination, and and nominate Matt Damon in his place???
They wouldn't dare do the same to Christine Ford, who got a hearing with no evidence, no corroboration and a 10 day delay because she happens to be a frequent flyer who was afraid to fly. Instead we got to watch (if your'e slumming) mamby-pamby Matt Damon mock somebody who is 10 times the human being he could ever be. Chevy Chase is right, SNL has reached bottom.
Matt Damon mock somebody who is 10 times the human being he could ever be.
Lol what is so great about Kavanaugh? For real, what has he done in his life that is so awesome? IMO he is just a dude who landed a pretty sweet gig with the federal government, little else.
Lol what is so great about Kavanaugh? For real, what has he done in his life that is so awesome?
You can't fathom that?
Let me enlighten you. Judge Kavanaugh hails from a distinguished family. His father was a lawyer and his mother was a Maryland Trial Judge and a trailblazer as a female prosecutor back in the day. Judge Kavanaugh graduated from Yale Law School, cum laude , and has served for 12 years on the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit as one of the finest Judges this nation has ever produced, He also teaches law at Harvard University.
Matt Damon, on the other hand, is a movie actor, among other things, makes faces & recites lines. He had a very hard time explaining his friend Harvey Weinstein thus:
"We live in this culture of outrage and injury, and, you know, that we’re going to have to correct enough to kind of go, 'Wait a minute. None of us came here perfect.' You know what I mean?"
"I don’t know Louis C.K. I’ve never met him. I’m a fan of his, but I don’t imagine he’s going to do those things again. ...I imagine the price that he’s paid at this point is so beyond anything that he — I just think that we have to kind of start delineating between what these behaviors are."
"...at what point does somebody’s behavior that you have a professional relationship with … away from the profession bother enough that you don’t want to work with them? For me, I’ve always kind of, you know, as long as nobody’s committing a crime — well, that’s your life, and you go live it. I don’t need to be spending time with you, away from my professional life, at least."
"If it’s a friend of mine , I’m always talking to them. I know the real story if it’s my friend. If it’s a colleague … I don’t know … I guess it depends on the situation and the allegation and how believable I think it is."
"Now … with social media, these stories get — it’s like they get gasoline poured on them. So the moment a claim is made, if you make that same claim today to me, I would be scorched earth. I’d go, 'I don’t care if it costs $10 million to fight this in court with you for 10 years, you are not taking my name from me. You are not taking my name and my reputation from me.'"
"We have to get to a place where we’re looking at one end of the spectrum and saying, 'Well, let’s deal with this with some reflection and dialogue and some reconciliation, and let’s all grow together and move on.'"
In previous statements , Damon was vague about his knowledge of Harvey Weinstein's alleged misconduct and defended his moral stance with the fact that he has four daughters (for the record, Louis C.K. has two).
Yet, Damon goes on SNL to mock Judge Kavanaugh. Understand?
Nope. Haven't heard anything that is actually impressive. Like I said, a dude who landed himself a federal job, that's it.
Judge Kavanaugh hails from a distinguished family.
So the fuck what? You may find this hard to believe, but I don't give even the slightest shit about his family. He doesn't get any brownie points because of what other people in his family have done.
Judge Kavanaugh graduated from Yale Law School,cum laude, and has served for 12 years on the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit as one of the finest Judges this nation has ever produced, He also teaches law at Harvard University.
Cool, should I be impressed? His parents bought his way into a school and he then proceeded to kiss ass and get a federal job, woohoo.
Matt Damon, on the other hand, is a movie actor, among other things, makes faces & recites lines.
Yep.
Yet, Damon goes on SNL to mock Judge Kavanaugh. Understand?
I was never confused, I just don't understand why you think he is so cool. Lemme know when he exhibits valor in battle or legitimately puts his life on the line for someone else. Let me know when he legitimately takes a real risk.
I guess so. Some white boy who grew up with money and landed a nice cozy job just doesn't impress me. And I am a white guy BTW.
Again, let me know when he makes a real sacrifice, when he actually puts something of value on the line. Let me know when he comes from nothing, defies the odds and makes it, then I will give him some respect.
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
single white male, 5'10" uncut. . . .
Your video was blocked by youtube. I'm reposting the full SNL cold open again.
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Matt Damon does Brett Kavanaugh better than Brett Kavanaugh does Brett Kavanaugh!
I agree...
Hey, here's an idea-- since apparently the Kavanaugh nomination may be in trouble-- perhaps Trump could be persuaded to withdraw that nomination, and and nominate Matt Damon in his place???
They wouldn't dare do the same to Christine Ford, who got a hearing with no evidence, no corroboration and a 10 day delay because she happens to be a frequent flyer who was afraid to fly. Instead we got to watch (if your'e slumming) mamby-pamby Matt Damon mock somebody who is 10 times the human being he could ever be. Chevy Chase is right, SNL has reached bottom.
Lol what is so great about Kavanaugh? For real, what has he done in his life that is so awesome? IMO he is just a dude who landed a pretty sweet gig with the federal government, little else.
You can't fathom that?
Let me enlighten you. Judge Kavanaugh hails from a distinguished family. His father was a lawyer and his mother was a Maryland Trial Judge and a trailblazer as a female prosecutor back in the day.
Judge Kavanaugh graduated from Yale Law School, cum laude , and has served for 12 years on the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit as one of the finest Judges this nation has ever produced, He also teaches law at Harvard University.
Matt Damon, on the other hand, is a movie actor, among other things, makes faces & recites lines. He had a very hard time explaining his friend Harvey Weinstein thus:
"We live in this culture of outrage and injury, and, you know, that we’re going to have to correct enough to kind of go, 'Wait a minute. None of us came here perfect.' You know what I mean?"
"...at what point does somebody’s behavior that you have a professional relationship with … away from the profession bother enough that you don’t want to work with them? For me, I’ve always kind of, you know, as long as nobody’s committing a crime — well, that’s your life, and you go live it. I don’t need to be spending time with you, away from my professional life, at least."
"If it’s a friend of mine , I’m always talking to them. I know the real story if it’s my friend. If it’s a colleague … I don’t know … I guess it depends on the situation and the allegation and how believable I think it is."
"Now … with social media, these stories get — it’s like they get gasoline poured on them. So the moment a claim is made, if you make that same claim today to me, I would be scorched earth. I’d go, 'I don’t care if it costs $10 million to fight this in court with you for 10 years, you are not taking my name from me. You are not taking my name and my reputation from me.'"
"We have to get to a place where we’re looking at one end of the spectrum and saying, 'Well, let’s deal with this with some reflection and dialogue and some reconciliation, and let’s all grow together and move on.'"
In previous statements , Damon was vague about his knowledge of Harvey Weinstein's alleged misconduct and defended his moral stance with the fact that he has four daughters (for the record, Louis C.K. has two).
Yet, Damon goes on SNL to mock Judge Kavanaugh. Understand?
Nope. Haven't heard anything that is actually impressive. Like I said, a dude who landed himself a federal job, that's it.
So the fuck what? You may find this hard to believe, but I don't give even the slightest shit about his family. He doesn't get any brownie points because of what other people in his family have done.
Cool, should I be impressed? His parents bought his way into a school and he then proceeded to kiss ass and get a federal job, woohoo.
Yep.
I was never confused, I just don't understand why you think he is so cool. Lemme know when he exhibits valor in battle or legitimately puts his life on the line for someone else. Let me know when he legitimately takes a real risk.
I guess your'e incorrigible.
I guess so. Some white boy who grew up with money and landed a nice cozy job just doesn't impress me. And I am a white guy BTW.
Again, let me know when he makes a real sacrifice, when he actually puts something of value on the line. Let me know when he comes from nothing, defies the odds and makes it, then I will give him some respect.
Probably.
Yep.
Was pretty funny, and accurate. Man Kavanaugh came off as a whiny little bitch.
I've been saying that all along - but adding phony to the whiny, crying little bitch.
Fucking Murphy...
E.A WOA!!
First see what the CDC has to say about THAT!!
What does the CDC have to say about that? More nonsense?
Hey! We used protection and he was all about it!