HAMAS CLAIMS ISRAEL SENT BUGGED SHOES TO SPY ON THE TERRORIST GROUP
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HAMAS CLAIMS ISRAEL SENT BUGGED SHOES TO SPY ON THE TERRORIST GROUP
The shipment of suspicious shoes that came through the Kerem Shalom Crossing were sent to Hamas to examine.
By Jerusalem Post Staff, February 17 2019
Caterpillar boots [Illustration]. (photo credit: OSVALDO GAGO/WIKIMEDIA COMMONS)
A shipment of military boots equipped with “secret electronic tracking chips,” that were on their way to market, according to a Palestinian news source.
Hamas: Israel sent us shoes equipped with secret electronic tracking chips to spy on us. pic.twitter.com/pZnKwcEtmO
— Khaled Abu Toameh (@KhaledAbuToameh) February 17, 2019
The shipment of suspicious shoes that came through the Kerem Shalom crossing was sent by the breakaway group to Hamas to examine. Some Palestinian online news sources claimed Hamas said Israel was behind the shipment and was trying to spy on members of the “Palestinian resistance.”
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Now we can add this to the list of the ridiculous things Israel has been blamed for:
1. Mossad-trained sharks swimming in the Red sea off the coast of Egypt.
2. Israeli-trained birds spying on Hezbollah in Lebanon.
If it's true... it's hilarious!
The Jerusalem Post is rated "Least Biased" on MBFC, and I don't think they post false news.
I once had an Israeli-made sweater that may have been the best sweater I ever owned, and I really don't think it spied on me, but I do have a small dispenser of AHAVA cooling after-shave that I'm a bit suspicious about.
Dear Brother Buzz: I have a winter cardigan with channel masters rabbit ears for transmission on each shoulder from Dizengoff Menswear, Boots and Spy Equipment.
A Wholly owned subsidiary of Mossad Shark and Bird Trainers, Inc.
Enoch, Wearing an electronic zoot suit, and peering around a paranoid corner.
You mean they haven't caught on to the hallucinogenic falafel yet?
Though I am starting to look at my winter wool Aviv blanket a little suspiciously myself these days.
Dear Brother Dave: Hallucinogenic falafel in fresh baked pita bread with Tahini sauce and chopped salad. Delish!
With transmitting spy chips no need for a diagnostic colonoscopy either.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Winks.
Enoch.
LOL, now I have a craving and my last box of falafel mix is gone.
Dear Brother Dave: The missing mix is the result of a covert operation.
Like the great entree heist of 02.
Enoch, dressed in a trench coat and sporting gums shoes.
Enoch, just goes to show you can never let down your guard.
Smiles and nods.