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If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  5 years ago  •  34 comments

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans


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luther28
Sophomore Silent
2  luther28    5 years ago

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans

We'd go hungry.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
3  pat wilson    5 years ago

I've seen his routines before. He's hilarious.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
4  Ed-NavDoc    5 years ago

I could never be vegan. I'm a proud dedicated carnivore....

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
5  Uptownchick    5 years ago

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Sparty On
Professor Principal
6  Sparty On    5 years ago

Hilarious!   Voted up.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8  Trout Giggles    5 years ago

I will never go vegan. Never!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
9  Kavika     5 years ago

Vegetarian...Old Ojibwe slang for village idiot that can't hunt or fish.

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
10  It Is ME    5 years ago

When I closed my Eyes, I swear it was my stepsister speaking "Veganeez" !

They don't eat anything with Beaks, Hooves or eyes !

We took their family fishing one day. Apparently her kids never heard of "Fishing", nor have seen anyone "Fishing". First fish that was pulled into the boat, my nephew had a meltdown and we had to take them back to the house ! jrSmiley_42_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
11  Krishna    5 years ago

Related news from the hollowed and many veneered halls of Wall Street;

Beyond Meat shares soar 7% on Europe production plans and JPMorgan rating

It was a happy National Hamburger Day for plant-based meat company Beyond Meat ( BYND ).

Shares gained more than 7% in trading Tuesday as the company announced plans to begin producing its meatless products at a European plant in the Netherlands by next year and major firms initiated coverage on the high-flying stock.

JPMorgan delivered the strongest bull case of the day by initiating Beyond Meat with an Overweight rating, calling the company’s upside “extraordinary” and projecting a 12-month price target of $97 a share. Analyst Ken Goldman added that he expects EBITDA to turn positive by year’s end.

Beyond Meat shares closed at $86 Tuesday compared to the average analyst consensus price target of $71.34, according to Bloomberg data. Shares have gained more than 240% since the company priced its initial public offering at $25 per share earlier this month.

(READ IT ALL)

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
11.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @11    5 years ago

Here's the 5 day chart.

(Especially significant when compared to how the overall market's been doing lately).

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
11.3  Freefaller  replied to  Krishna @11    5 years ago

I know A&W fast food restaurants are already serving Beyond Meat burgers and while I haven't had one I've heard they're pretty tasty.  I'm sure there are or soon will be other restaurants serving it as well.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Freefaller @11.3    5 years ago

I don't think I can trust something that's called "Beyond Meat"

What's beyond meat?

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
11.3.2  Freefaller  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.3.1    5 years ago
What's beyond meat?

TG Not really sure I haven't looked it up.  I would assume it's some sort of flavored vegetable based product.  I might try it one of these days just to find out if it actually tastes like a burger.

 
 
 
zuksam
Junior Silent
11.3.3  zuksam  replied to  Freefaller @11.3    5 years ago

I'd give it a try I'll try anything once. But if it costs more than a beef burger they can keep it, I'm not going to pay extra for fake meat.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.3.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  zuksam @11.3.3    5 years ago

I'm with you

 
 
 
epistte
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11.3.5  epistte  replied to  Freefaller @11.3    5 years ago
I know A&W fast food restaurants are already serving Beyond Meat burgers and while I haven't had one I've heard they're pretty tasty.  I'm sure there are or soon will be other restaurants serving it as well.

I'm going to try them, despite the higher cost I like having the option of a good tasting veggie burger but it will never replace a burger on the grill. 

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Participates
11.3.6  epistte  replied to  zuksam @11.3.3    5 years ago
I'd give it a try I'll try anything once. But if it costs more than a beef burger they can keep it, I'm not going to pay extra for fake meat.

I saw them in last weeks grocery store advert. They are about 50% more than their 85/15 certified Angus and about the same price as the grass-fed organic beef per pound.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
11.3.7  Freefaller  replied to  epistte @11.3.5    5 years ago
it will never replace a burger on the grill. 

Absolutely agree

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
11.3.8  Krishna  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.3.1    5 years ago

I don't think I can trust something that's called "Beyond Meat"

Well, of course you're entitled to your opinion.

Some folks will . . .  some won't.

Here's another opinion:

Beyond Meat is a ‘disruptor’ as plant-based meat industry sales poised to reach $100 billion

Jefferies analysts think there’s a good chance McDonald’s will add a plant-based option after Burger King’s Impossible Whopper

Plant-based meat is going to be huge in the near future and Beyond Meat Inc. “is a true disruptor and innovator” in the industry, according to JPMorgan analysts.

Shares of Beyond Meat   jumped 8% on Tuesday after the company was initiated at overweight with a $97 price target at JPMorgan. Analysts there say Beyond Meat’s “growth opportunity is extraordinary.”

“Beyond Meat only needs to capture a fraction of this expansive total addressable market to be successful,” JPMorgan wrote. (Read it all)

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
11.3.9  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @11.3.8    5 years ago
Shares of Beyond Meat  jumped 8% on Tuesday

Well, that was yesterday. 

So how did the stock do today?

Shares of  Beyond Meat   (NASDAQ: BYND) , a maker of plant-based "meat" products, closed Wednesday's trading session at a 13.3% gain. The driving force behind this sudden jump came from an offhand remark by  McDonald's   (NYSE: MCD)  CEO Steve Easterbrook -- on national TV. (LINK)

I actually happened to catch that interview-- and for the third time had considered buying the stock--but decided against it. 

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
11.3.10  dave-2693993  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.3.1    5 years ago
What's beyond meat?

Soylent Green.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
11.3.11  Trout Giggles  replied to  dave-2693993 @11.3.10    5 years ago

I was going more with what happens to everything we eat....it is digested and moved thru the alimentary canal.....hence....beyond meat

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
12  Perrie Halpern R.A.    5 years ago

Give me a porterhouse and I am a happy girl! 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @12    5 years ago

We had Delmonico's Saturday night, roast chicken on Sunday, and hamburgers Monday night.

I don't live in a house full of carnivores....no way!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
12.2.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.2    5 years ago

I used to be able to find Delmonico's.. now I can't. WHaaaaaa.

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
13  Enoch    5 years ago

Give a hungry man a fish and he will come back again next meal.

Teach a hungry man to fish and you will not see him again.

Give a Vegan a fish to eat and be accused of a hate crime!

Enoch, putting horseradish on a piece of Gefilte Fish.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
13.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Enoch @13    5 years ago

Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
13.1.1  Enoch  replied to  Trout Giggles @13.1    5 years ago

Dear Friend Trout Giggles: That has been my experience.

Enoch, Popping the tab on a cold can of Pabst in a row boat.

 
 

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