Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?
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1. Do you believe that it is "OK" to make fun of President Trump, a "sitting president", but, not a standing one?
2. Have you ever ridiculed our "Fake Prez", at a drunken Frat party, or while smoking marijuana?
3. Do you think that Congress should pass a law "prohibiting" anyone from "Making Fun of Our Sitting POTUS, but, not the POS in the WH"?
3. Do you subscribe to the concept that making fun of the Commander-In-Chief would interfere with his limited ability to concentrate?
4. What do you think would be going too far in satirizing a "sitting president"?
5. Did this Survey change your life? Tell us how, and why, it did.
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