Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  2 months ago  •  60 comments

Is it wrong to make fun of a "sitting" president, but, OK, for a standing one?
"Stop making fun of me. It hurts my golf game!" - Donald J. Trump

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Also, if you are a FROTHING  CHRISTIAN, one of those civilized folks with a Velvet Painting on your den of the "Blond, Blue-Eyed, White Jesus", with their head constantly buried in that  collection of 2000 + year religious transcripts, written centuries, after the events, but, with the clarity of a divinely inspired Shakespearean Sonnet, then, you, too, maybe more comfortable somewhere else.

You all know, of course, that GOD wrote those, Sonnets, as well, don't you? Yep, I have it on "pretty sketchy sources" that almost all of William Shakespeare's shat,  "Sonnets, Plays, Love Letters and his suicide note", were penned by the BIG GUY Upstairs and hand-delivered by Fed Ex. 

You see, folks, GOD writes everything.  Everything is choreographed. Even this thing! So, you better be respectful, or, HE will turn you into a pillar of salt, or, if in a bad mood, a pile of Sh*t. It's in the Bible, somewhere!

As the newly, self-appointed, "Arbitrator of Good Taste on Social Media", here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Read It, our readers want to know what you think.

We don't, but, they do! 

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It is imperative, friends, that we work together in a "non-partisan" way to "beat the shat out of Republicans", who are beating the shat out of America with their "get rich schemes".

So, please, fellow isolationists, take the Senseless Survey while you, yourself, are "senseless", asleep, or,  upset.

We prefer that folks work themselves up into a "hot", "lathered-up state", as a Trump Supporter does in one of their "raging bull" moods. It is just more fun, for both of us.

Really, Quakers, who want to know what a docile doormat has to say?  They just want to "go along to get along", so, that maybe someday they might get some "pus*y" from an equally docile doormat. Perhaps, one that "the Donald" did not deflower first.

It don't work like that, Honey.

According to our Research Team, "Three Winos & a Tunt", rage is the perfect time to take surveys. It is the moment when one's raw emotions take over one's brain.

That is when we get the best responses when, the participant, "lets it all hang out".

Additionally, the self-incriminating comments folks make while in an emotional state are exciting to read and may, or may not, be sold to the "On-Line Dark Net for "pennies on the dollar". We have to EAT, too!

Of course, everything we do, here, at EAT, is PRIVATE, so, private, even we do not know what is going on.

Go on now! 

You know you want to do it. Give in to temptation. Let your hair down, let it rip, vent, rail, let it all out, except, you know, the "barn door" thing. That could get you some serious "jail time".

I am, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, your sometimes, spiritual advisor, advising you that "Ranting & Raving All Night Long" is good for the soul, even for Republicans, who don't have one.

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Remember: If you enjoyed the experience, you need serious psychiatric assistance, so, send in your tithe, before seeking it.


                                      SENSELESS SURVEY

1. Do you believe that it is "OK" to make fun of President Trump, a "sitting president", but, not a standing one?

2. Have you ever ridiculed our "Fake Prez", at a drunken Frat party, or while smoking marijuana? 

3. Do you think that Congress should pass a law "prohibiting" anyone from "Making Fun of Our Sitting POTUS, but, not the POS in the WH"?

3. Do you subscribe to the concept that making fun of the Commander-In-Chief would interfere with his limited ability to concentrate?

4. What do you think would be going too far in satirizing a "sitting president"?

5. Did this Survey change your life? Tell us how, and why, it did.

Please, place your answers in a "hermetically sealed Mason Jar", and, send, pre-paid to Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It, % Mildew, Ohio, "Where There Are No Jobs - Not Even Blow Jobs".

Remember to include $25 in cash. No checks, credit cards, etc, we don't cotton to no "Socialism", in any "veiled" form.

Or, you could post your "snarky comments", here, FREE, for all to see, including the authorities.

Thanking you, in advance!
                                                       

Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"
(If you don't think I am "Doctored", just look in my Medicine Cabinet. Only, one dollar per peek).

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

I, personally, think that this so-called "Article" is a piece of trash! The author should be "horsewhipped" for flagrantly "DISRESPECTING" OUR "illegally" installed POTUS. 

Trump was appointed by GOD, not the voters!  - Pat Robertson, or, someone using that name

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    one month ago

The same god rained on his 4th parade.  I think he was telling Trump to piss off.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

I know that today is the Dumpster's birthday, so many conscientious objectors, are not posting anything about the POS in the WH, but, I have a question.

How does one communicate directly to Perrie Halpern, R.A.  I have two "LOCKED" articles that my Legion of Fans are clamoring to read, but, cannot because of a minor infraction that I may have committed inadvertently.

Is there a Court of Appeals when someone your "piece" is unacceptable.  I have been able to edit both, put, the "bad seed" that I am, has also got Me METAFIED. That is a "first draft" that I saved by publishing, because, I can figure out how to save in on site, without losing it.

I would appreciate any help that anyone on this planet might provide me. After all, I am a dithering old senior on his last leg and may go at any moment. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2    2 months ago
How does one communicate directly to Perrie Halpern, R.A.  I have two "LOCKED" articles that my Legion of Fans are clamoring to read, but, cannot because of a minor infraction that I may have committed inadvertently.Is there a Court of Appeals when someone your "piece" is unacceptable.  I have been able to edit both, put, the "bad seed" that I am, has also got Me METAFIED. That is a "first draft" that I saved by publishing, because, I can figure out how to save in on site, without losing it

Well, it appears that you locked your articles, probably  inadvertently , so I unlocked them.

At the top of this story "box" in the right hand corner there are five icons for you to use,

experiment with them ( except delete ) and you will get more out of this site than you expected, lol.

 
 
 
CB
2.1.1  CB   replied to  Split Personality @2.1    2 months ago

THANK YOU! For helping me friend out!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Split Personality @2.1    2 months ago

Is there an icon that lets me correct the mistyping in my comments. It appears that the "On-set of Alzheimer'"s that I have recently been diagnosed is wanting to express itself, too, in very peculiar ways.

Or, as my critics, who are mostly deceased, used to say, "You are just a dumb honkey"!

Honk! Honk! 

 
 
 
CB
2.1.3  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    2 months ago

Comments are taken from your ministrations after the *EDIT feature times out. Poignantly, it was explained to me by one astute in NT coding that I should do my thinking and (best) drafting before I hit the "Reply" button—I am getting better at that one! He said the edit-zone is not really my friend (in so many words).

Alas! Many a writer has wanted to hide his or her face from what has been once delivered (in stone). The good news! We're all vunerable to distraction and a few missed placed comment "Wtfs."

Relax, most of us have our senses which let us read through to "righteous" expression of your meaning! That's when the laughing starts. I mean, you're really funny when I think about it.

* As, MOD Split Personality detailed.  Authors can use available features on their articles (top right) to edit their articles for correction, additions, and subtractions at-will.

 
 
 
Split Personality
2.1.4  Split Personality  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.2    2 months ago

You have ten minutes after posting any comment to use the "gear" icon (next to the "delete" trash can icon )

to change spelling, grammar etc.

or change the whole darned comment.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Split Personality @2.1    one month ago

I appreciate your assistance, Split Personality. We have something in common. I have 12 personalities. Would you like to meet them?

Periodically, I introduce them to my legion of fans.


 
 
 
CB
2.1.6  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.5    one month ago

It does appear to me that one of your personalities, {" Woke!, just hauled out of hibernation—four weeks later! Stay, Woke!

Do not take any sleep additives Nurse Betty brings by in a 'black bottle with a skull and crossbones!'

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @2.1.6    one month ago

No, my COPD would take over, and, take me out, if I take a sleeping pill.  So I eat Puss & Boots, instead. 

I'm out like a Cheshire Kat with a smile on me face and lips.


 
 
 
CB
2.1.8  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1.7    one month ago

Well, I take Melatonin (time released). And, I feel good about it the next day! 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

Wow, I just can't believe so many of you commented on this post on Trump's Birthday, June 14, 2019, then, recanted and deleted them due to their pledge to remain silent on that Soiled Day.

Well, Trump's Birthday is over. What did you do to celebrate His High Azz's B/day? I spent the day reading my Favorite magazine ads, "Ex-soldier looking for high paying assignments".

Those ads are filled with so many promising concepts, that by Night Fall, and I calmed down, rested and ready to turn in for the Night.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

It isn't that I HATE Trump. I just don't think that we should elevate known criminals, child sex-predators, cheaters and liars to the highest office in the land. They should stay in Congress.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

Just because your teeth decayed doesn't mean your mind should, too.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

I often feel like Cassandra, from the Greek Legions, who could see the future with the gift bestowed upon her by a Greek god, but, was condemned to never to be believed because somehow, she had "pissed off" one of the gods, and, it  was her punishment, her fate, not to be taken seriously.

When chatting with a few of my Trump-supporting neighbors, I feel as if I am channeling her.

Just call me Cassandra! But, what if I am right. Trump is the most unstable element in the Universe.

What say you, Cockeyed!196




 
 
 
CB
7  CB     2 months ago

I'll be back! Happy Father's Day! Celebrate and Eat Someone - er' scratch that last part! Eat the Press with a little salt, because media needs to be 'served up'!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @7    2 months ago

Gracias, Amigo.

BTW, I found my lost article. It is the one that is on the FRONT OF MY PAGE, of Eat The Press - Do Not Read It.

When I click on the icon for "My Articles", it doesn't show up, throwing me into a hysterical hissy-fit.

However, when I first log in, it pops up like magic at an Evangelical Tent Revival.  Whereupon serves as rather long, rambling "introduction" about me crafted in a "Free Association" style, that tells little factual information, but, is 100% true, except for the lies, which are many. 

I can't figure out how to get the link from that page copied to this one. I blame it on all the pus*y that I have eaten over the last sixty years. It has taken its toll.

 
 
 
CB
7.1.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1    2 months ago
I can't figure out how to get the link from that page copied to this one.

You maybe should just open the article up and copy the link in the address bar. Give that 'link' to me! I'll take your 'temperature' for ya!

I blame it on all the pus*y that I have eaten over the last sixty years. It has taken its toll.

In the words of M. C. Hammer: "Can't touch this!"

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @7.1.1    2 months ago

"All Rightie, then", as Jim Carney says. I will try that, CB.

Again, thanks for speaking to me. Most folks, are to frighten. They think I will bite. I never bite on the first date.

 
 
 
CB
7.1.3  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.1.2    2 months ago
I never bite on the first date.

I do. HA!

What? Y'all waiting for me to 'clean' that one up? IT STANDS AS WRITTEN.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @7.1.3    2 months ago

Just getting the parameter straight.

Hey, is there a way to post these CLASSIC EDUCATIONAL TOMES to "Discussion Groups, or, carve them on the walls of Men's Room for additional distribution?

I only ask because I am desperate to talk to strangers, having no real friends in this dimension.

Sincerely,


Rusty, from the Rust Belt!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @7    one month ago

Right on "Fellow Commie Travelers, Pinko, Leftist, Food Stamp collector". Right On, Left Off!

 
 
 
CB
8  CB     2 months ago

Okay, real quick! Have y'all seen any promotional clips from the George Stephanopoulos-Trump interview?

Trump metaphorically is the crazy monkey clanging the cymbals, beating the bass drum with his foot, while 'yodeling.' Trump is so delusional; he probably does not recognize the guy coming out of the white house toilet as himself!

For the love of red beans and rice! Why does anybody spend time trying to persuade Trump to think anything - good, bad, or indifferent? Just ignore Trump and go on and do whatever is prescribed by the laws and statues of this country. Trump is 'ab -using' the media when he talks to it!

Media! Stop asking Trump what he thinks about himself, because he does not see himself according to laws, rules, and stuff!  Move on, already!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @8    2 months ago

Shut Trump out, as he has shut out the PRESS. That will kill him!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8.1    2 months ago

Not that I want to "kill him" (Trump). I prefer, like Nancy Pelosi, that "hot number" in the House of Representatives, to "SEE TRUMP IN PRISON".

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @8    2 months ago

I saw one video promo with the POS in the WH and Stepapadopoulos peeing all over the Commander-In-Madness. I would like to see it.

But, Trump makes me "hurl"!

 
 
 
CB
8.2.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8.2    2 months ago

We are two peas 'podding' together! (Do not get the visual.)

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
9  FLYNAVY1    2 months ago

The man should be a constant target of ridicule, off taste jokes, and should most definitely be the poster child for the need of effective birth-control.  Standing, sitting, horizontal, kneeling, it matters not, he has earned the lack of respect from Americans, and persons from around the world.

We had some of our German neighbors over for dinner on Friday, and they just shake their heads when the topic of Trumpf comes up.  They can't believe that Americans are as gullible as to have allowed such a shit-stain to be elected to the highest office.

 
 
 
CB
9.1  CB   replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9    2 months ago

I know, right? It is like I try to control my impulse to speak about him. But for years now, it is like every day I open my eyes to hear something this empty can rolling down the steps of the White House is proposing for MY life! Not his - Mine!

I don't have to like it (I don't) and I don't have to let him rub MY nose in his stench either (I won't!).

 
 
 
FLYNAVY1
9.1.1  FLYNAVY1  replied to  CB @9.1    2 months ago

My staunch republican wife is so anti-Trumpf/GOP right now, I doubt that she would vote for the likes of Reagan or Eisenhower right now simply because of the "R" next to their names. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @9.1    2 months ago

I hear you, Brother CB, and, as "Clinton, the Pus*y Man", says, "I feel ya". I feel the same hurt, the same disgust, the same disbelief, "How did this MotherFu*ker get elected?"

Are we living in an "Alternate Reality"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9.1.1    2 months ago

That is good news. I am hearing that more and more often, as well.

I was once a Republican, but, I have been a bit of everything:

An Atheist turned Agnostic, an "Orthodox Druid", solely for the purposes of filling in that box on applications, and, government forms that ask that intrusive question: "What is your religion?"

Over the seven-plus decades, I have been called, "a hippie, a yippie", before that a "beatnik", a poet, an actor, a comic, a writer, a bastard, and, once even a Republican for hire.

I have been called so many things that often I forget what I "yam".


 
 
 
CB
9.1.4  CB   replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9.1.1    2 months ago

You have simply got to be wondering what staunch republican former first lady Laurel Bush is thinking about the mind of Melania Trump. Is Melania really in the thrall of her husband or a willing queen in "Trumptopia." A land built, sectioned, and 'mayored' by the Trump clan (incorporated).

There are no two ways about it: Trump is a delusion man. Watch the Stephanopoulos-Trump interview; look into the well of the president's eyes—Trumptopia all the way!

There is a solution. There is help on the horizon. Republicans can help fix this breach in the fabric of 'America.' With all that is at stake going forward, tell your republican love ones. . . to call their congress persons and senators now and do not delay an instance. Tell them to restore faith in real leadership—not this.

 
 
 
CB
9.1.5  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.2    2 months ago

I have come to a conclusion based on several years of hard evidence: 1. Presidents should not be allowed to address the nation every day at will.

Can anyone remember the good old days when Congress truly helped run the nation for the good of all mankind? I am having a problem here remembering the era. Some consideration/help would be appreciated!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @9.1.4    2 months ago

What the "freakin' frack" are you smokin', CB? 

Asking Republicans to give a "rat's patootie" about anything, other than making money in a dishonest manner is akin to sticking your arm up a hungry bear's arse, and, asking him if he "sh*ts in the woods"?

Republicans are the problem. Trump is the product of their loving making between "Gun Toting Conservatives" and "the Deeply Disturbed Evangelical Nut Jobs" with their hands up teenagers' dresses.

 
 
 
CB
9.1.7  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.3    2 months ago
I have been a bit of everything

At today's announcement of the transitioning of legendary figure Gloria Vanderbilt, I quote her book title as helping me put your 70 plus years in perspective:

Nothing Left Unsaid

 
 
 
CB
9.1.8  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.6    2 months ago
Republicans are the problem.

Naw! Not yet. FlyNavy1's wife is turned off to the wiles of Trump, Mitch, and Trumptopia. This gives me-you hope! Welcome all who are trekking back to reality. We welcome you, 'Travelers!'

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @9.1.5    one month ago

I called text and emailed my Congressional Representative for the 8th Congressional District, which includes, Mildew, Ohio, the largest recipients of food state anywhere in the state.

He told me to "Shut Up! You are just a Left Leaning Liberal Scum Bag", then, hung up on me.

Later that evening he called and asked me for a date. I hung up on him, the Fruit Cake!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  FLYNAVY1 @9    2 months ago

I cannot either. I have a few, too, few to mention, friends that are "still" TRUMP SUPPORTERS. They don't get it.

I am constantly shocked at how successful some of them are. They are not dumb people, just "F*cked Up"!

However, when they bend over, I do see the crack . . . in their ass. That is a positive sign, because, it seems that it is growing wider.

 
 
 
CB
10  CB     2 months ago

I be remiss if I did not tell you how much I am enjoying the 'stoller Trump' image on the article! What a riot!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 months ago

I once had sex with a Trump supporter. She screamed out so loud it broke my eardrum:

"Donald, you orange Baboon, thrust it like a wild man, but, whatever you do, don't burst my SILICONE TITS. I need them for work."

I didn't have the heart to tell her I was wearing an orange wig, and, wearing one of those Halloween Mask that looks exactly like the POS in the WH.

So, I left a $5.00 bill on the bureau and got the Hell out of there before I was totally deaf with her screeching, "LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!" What is up with those folks?

Have you ever had sex with a Trump Supporter, in your hour of need?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Yes, they are the only ones working the street anymore, after learning the trade from Trump.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I am broken that not one person took our Senseless Survey seriously.

These stringently crafted political surveys are an essential part of our research, here, at the BIRD DROPPINGS INSTITUTE - A Think Tank For Morons, No Idiots, Please.

Our team of trained monkeys spends their entire lives chained to their desks slaving away, well, like "chained monkeys", trying to craft a meaningful SENSELESS SURVEY.

What am I going to tell them? I know, I'll do what I always do makeup



respondent
256replies. They are monkeys, what do they know? 

Trump is a Baboon!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

"Stormy" still cries out for me, But, it is too late. I switched sides.

 
 
 
It Is ME
14.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14    one month ago
"Stormy" still cries out for me, But, it is too late. I switched sides.

Stop staring at her Boobs when you say that !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @14.1    one month ago

I am afraid that I can't avert me eyes. I am twisted like that.256


My wife of 43 years has nursed me our entire union and I like it like that. 

We have been together for 45 years, ever seen I laid eye on her rack, er, intellect.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1.1    one month ago

That equals 16,425 nights of bliss.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1.2    one month ago

We are what we are! Embrace it!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I figure out how to post an acceptable comment. I write them myself.

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I do my best to please.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @15    one month ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @15.1    one month ago

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Does The News Talker.com have a frustrated "wannabe Creative Writing Teacher on staff" who criticizes authors works?

 
 
 
It Is ME
16  It Is ME    one month ago

Welp….."Standing"...... can only mean one thing is going on, and it ain't to grab the rail for a better view. jrSmiley_24_smiley_image.gif

"Sitting" ..... is kinda boring. jrSmiley_90_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
16.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @16    one month ago

A much as I hate to disagree with you, It Is Me, on the issue of standing versus sitting presidents, I see the sitting one as more interesting.

Take, for instance, this photo of Trump sitting at his desk:

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

CAUTION:  Fellow readers, the DEEP STATE is everywhere, even in your underwear.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
18  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I smell something rotten in Denmark! [Deleted]

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
19  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

One poster, here, on TNT.com, stated, that my writing, "was an acquired taste like expensive wines."

I am not certain, but, I believe that was a compliment. Anyway, he included a gob of spit with his e-mail. Is that a tradition here, to welcome new folks, or, returning criminals.

My parolee officer warned me not to lick it. Prior to retiring, I was a bank robber. People think that it is a glamorous profession, but, it is like most jobs, boring at times.

The real dilemma is when one retires, there is no Social Security Benefits, or, Health care. I have to live on my savings, but, don't you know it some ARSE-Wipe robbed my bank, now I am broke.

At my age, I can't return to my former profession. The walker gets in the way.


 
 
 
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20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

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21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 weeks ago

Nine locked articles, "Wow", I must be doing something right. Right Wingers love CENSORSHIP, hate humor.

 
 
 
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21.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @21    2 weeks ago

I found only two locked articles.  I unlocked one.  The other will remain locked, as it violates the CoC.

 
 
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