Have You Noticed How Many People SHAT Their Pants, Now, that Trump set the Standard?

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  4 days ago  •  68 comments

Have You Noticed How Many People SHAT Their Pants, Now, that Trump set the Standard?
"He not only shats the bed, but his pants when golfing". Melanoma

WARNING:  Satire . . . Do Not Run To Your Bomb Shelter. If you are offended by words, but, not "deeds", skip this article.


Presidents, even Fake ones like Trump, often set trends that are quickly picked up by the general public and become the new "rave" of the moment.

Teddy Roosevelt was responsible for the "Teddy Bear Craze", which is still popular to this day, and used for target practice by Right Wing Gun Nuts.

Bill Clinton made "Oral Sex" a lexicon for every grade school child in America "coming of age".

Lincoln sadly is recognized for the popular phrase, "Hold-In-The-Head", which is often used to explain Trump Supporters attraction to the POS in the WH.

Well, Trump has started a new fad, "Shatting" in one's pants.
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Millions of Americans have picked up on this trend, which is promoted by the manufacture of men's trousers, in a joint venture between the Trouser Industry of China and "The 2020 Reelection Campaigned Sponsored by China".

This is a new "transparent", Election Law Violation in full view of the electorate so that the entire globe might see how elections in a democracy are so easily rigged.

The GOP is taking the lead on this new election tool by instructing all of their candidates to get on board the Chinese vessel if they want to be apart of the new One World Government.

George Washington made "wooden teeth" very popular, and, Jefferson elevated the concept of sleeping with your house slave a new art form. JFK, of course, popularized the idea of sleeping with starlets, and, James Buchanon is largely responsible for the phrase "coming out of the closet".

So, it should come as no surprise that Trump will forever be remembered for shat-ing his pants while golfing, which is excusable because it is a rich man's sport.

This has been another DISTORTED HISTORICAL FACT from the not so good folks at Eat The Press - Do Not Suck On It!


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 days ago

Historic truth is often ugly, vile, and, at times "stinky", as in the episode discussed above.

We must strive to put aside our petty grievances about words in order to concentrate on the deeds. Don't you agree, Fellow NewsTalkers Travelers?


 
 
 
JBB
2  JBB    4 days ago

HOT HOT HOT! The elusive rainbow shart. Bless his heart. I bet he got a rash...

 
 
 
MUVA
3  MUVA    4 days ago

Your seeds give me a rash.

 
 
 
Don Overton
3.1  Don Overton  replied to  MUVA @3    4 days ago

Mission accomplished 

 
 
 
JBB
3.2  JBB  replied to  MUVA @3    4 days ago

You are free to pass on by butt here you are. SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @3    4 days ago

Not a seed, it is me own.

 
 
 
MUVA
3.3.1  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.3    4 days ago

I like your style even though I disagree with most of the time carry no and I will get the rash cream. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @3    3 days ago

MUVA:  You smart being! You discovered our Deep State strategy to get political opponents from going to the election poll.

Consider yourself "special". You are one of the chosen people for our "Vanguard" trial run.

Thank you for your quick response I will inform my superiors that it works.

You may receive a "follow up" call from my supervisor, "Doctored" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo with a short survey, 99 pages, on my performance. Please, be generous. 

PS:

What does MUVA mean?


 
 
 
r.t..b...
4  r.t..b...    4 days ago

A poot wedge gone bad.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  r.t..b... @4    3 days ago

Trump is suing, according to our sauces, the "Poot Wedge" folks, for $1.5 billion for "faulty design".

The defendants, "Poot Wedge, Inc." argues that their product was not designed for someone with a "patootie that LARGE".

Our Research Team of Winos is monitoring the progress of this case through the courts, when not drunk. I will keep you posted on the progress.

 
 
 
MrFrost
5  MrFrost    4 days ago

Surprising....no trump supporter following him around with a waffle cone. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @5    3 days ago

Now, there is a "Billion Dollar Industry", just waiting for some enterprize Trump Supporter to cash-in on its potential. He is full of it, that's for sure, according to our "sauces".

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
6  Citizen Kane-473667    3 days ago

Poor guy. Guess he couldn't hold in Michelle's cum.

Oops..wrong guy. This is T-Rump....

 
 
 
JBB
6.1  JBB  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6    3 days ago

We have only seen naked pictures of one First Lady. The Ukrainian one...

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.1  dave-2693993  replied to  JBB @6.1    3 days ago
We have only seen naked pictures of one First Lady. The Ukrainian one...

Or maybe it was that one from Slovenia...?

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Citizen Kane-473667
6.1.2  Citizen Kane-473667  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.1    3 days ago

Take those photos over this any day...

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6.1.2    3 days ago

Scratching the business end of one's anatomy is not a crime, at least not yet, but, in the RightWing, Re-Puritan world of FAKE Christians, I am certain they want to make it one.

Have you not scratch yourself automatically in public when you got an itch?

These photos are the ban of public figures.

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
6.1.4  Citizen Kane-473667  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.1.3    3 days ago
These photos are the ban of public figures.

Somebody banned pictures of ball-scratching?

 
 
 
CB
6.1.5  CB   replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6.1.2    3 days ago

Okay! What are you suggesting, C' Kane? Is that your insult or are you suggesting that Michelle's kids are not her own? I tried, but I can't just let you 'dick' around with that old canard! (Did you see what I did there?)

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.6  dave-2693993  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6.1.2    3 days ago

You know, I don't know what to make of that photo. Is it real, is it photoshop, is it something else? I don't know.

Let's say it's real. I don't really care.

As for MO's aesthetics, not interested in any way.

The point of my post was the result of over a years worth of digs from the "Joseph Goebbels how to properly hate trump contingent" here. 

Not that I am a trump fan, but to constantly infer anyone is a fascist facilitator because they don't follow the contingent's way has brought out less than the best in many.

Had the last year and a half not occurred as it did here, maybe I would not have considered it a straight dig by the poster mentioning Ukraine. Pretty ignorant statement by the poster by the way. Unfortunately, to be expected.

Also, BTW, I would say I was face to face with more real fascists at the age of 6 than any of these internet warriors at this point in time. 

Yes, I said that.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

 
 
 
CB
6.1.7  CB   replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.6    3 days ago

Hi Dave! Michelle Obama does not have a penis and balls. That is some unfair treatment of the subject matter by conservatives, who since they can not call her what they would like to in public, choose the alternative of directly stating a mother of two is a man.

I expect nothing from such 'riff-raff' any longer. Of course, that stupid image of Michelle Obama's dress front is not real! It is a stupid photoshopper's conception of a woman trying to hold "junk." And, for the record, a woman does not have man-sized "junk." It is ignorant conservative noise.

As for Donald Trump I don't hate the guy. And some of the images put up with him in them are over the top, but I support the 'category.' After all, Donald Trump has decided to leave some good people out from under his "umbrella" covering the nation-even though he could be acting as president for all the people. So if he wants to be a president who leads with provocation—let him reap the whirlwind that comes back at him, in my opinion!

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.8  dave-2693993  replied to  CB @6.1.7    3 days ago

Hey CB, potential for a good discussion here.

I agree on the Michelle Obama photo there.

Let me throw this out on the table before we dig deeper. Do you see me as a Trump supporter and if so, why?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
6.1.9  JohnRussell  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.6    3 days ago
Let's say it's real.

Let' say what is real ? 

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.10  dave-2693993  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.9    3 days ago
Let' say what is real ? 

Really? 

I responded to a post ( Citizen Kane-473667 @6.1.2 ) and a stated this about the photo:

You know, I don't know what to make of that photo. Is it real, is it photoshop, is it something else? I don't know. Let's say it's real. I don't really care.

Are you unable to figure that out? 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
6.1.11  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.9    3 days ago

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where did her dick go?  

Michelle-Obama-president-arrived-hand-ha

Still want to say "let's say it's real" Dave? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @6.1.5    3 days ago

He may not have seen it, but, I did CB. I see all things.

I am a psyche as well as a psycho. It is good to have multiple talents when one isn't appreciated, the other kicks in like Donald J. Trump walking in on teenager girls dressing rooms and bragging about it on Howard Stern's show.

I had to get that in there somehow.


 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.13  dave-2693993  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.11    3 days ago

Good job John. Guaranteed bet to turn X into Y. Congratulations and true to form. 

Maybe you missed that part where I said I really don't care. Maybe you also missed that part where I agreed with CB that is was fake.

Sorry I don't fall in line with the mentality of the approved Joseph Goebbels line of thinking we see demonstrated on a daily basis here.  

 
 
 
JohnRussell
6.1.14  JohnRussell  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.13    3 days ago
Maybe you also missed that part where I agreed with CB that is was fake.

Did you have to think about it? 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
6.1.15  JohnRussell  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.14    3 days ago

Just for the record Dave, let's quote you from before. 

You know, I don't know what to make of that photo. Is it real, is it photoshop, is it something else? I don't know. Let's say it's real. I don't really care.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.10    3 days ago

Yes!

Do you remember that famous quip, "Are you talkin' to me, P*nk", from Robert D'Niro, in the movie, "Taxi", which was later turned into a long-running TV series by that same name, or, not.

Is it app repo, in this context, or, not? Cause, I. like Melania, "Don't Care"!

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.15    3 days ago

256

 
 
 
PJ
6.1.18  PJ  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.15    3 days ago

I was confused by the comment too.  I didn't understand why it was posed if it wasn't important or it didn't matter. 

It seemed to be a bit out in left field if the point trying to be made was that the first lady was not Ukrainian but Slovenian.   I'm still not sure what the two have to do with each other.  I could be sleep deprived.  hahahahaha

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.19  dave-2693993  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.14    3 days ago
Did you have to think about it? 

About as much as any body typing a few letters and clicking "post your comment".

What's the point of the Jr High School question there?

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.20  dave-2693993  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.15    3 days ago
You know, I don't know what to make of that photo. Is it real, is it photoshop, is it something else? I don't know. Let's say it's real. I don't really care.

Yep, sure as the world.

Except I posted it like this:

You know, I don't know what to make of that photo. Is it real, is it photoshop, is it something else? I don't know. Let's say it's real. I don't really care.
 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.21  dave-2693993  replied to  PJ @6.1.18    3 days ago
I was confused by the comment too.  I didn't understand why it was posed if it wasn't important or it didn't matter.

The photo was obviously fake, so it really didn't matter.

Then in the event it was real, who cares? Would it bother you?

The Slovenian vs Ukrainian discussion was a completely different subject and should not be conflated with the inane photo.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.22  dave-2693993  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.1.16    3 days ago

Saw the movie when it first came out, and I don't care, do you? LOL

 
 
 
CB
6.1.23  CB   replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.8    3 days ago
Let me throw this out on the table before we dig deeper. Do you see me as a Trump supporter and if so, why?

No. I do not see you as a Trump supporter. Here's the tell: Some conservatives have been quietly insinuating Michelle Obama is a man from 'day one.' It is kind of like the 'birtherism' fiasco with them. I have not observed you buying into that either. Thanks!

 
 
 
dave-2693993
6.1.24  dave-2693993  replied to  CB @6.1.23    3 days ago

Thank you.

Politics can be so nonsensical on one hand, yet often the lives of  millions may sway in the balance depending on the whims of those in power.

As for hating Trump, thee word hate is a very strong word, yet unfortunately, at times it must be applied.

If someone hates Trump, I can't second guess them. I think he has been terrible in many ways. One wonders how such a person can achieve such a position.

You have opened a point of discussion here that relates to a concern of mine.

We have a group here who who have a record of painting folks in to a corner for not using the desired terminology in their dislike of Trump. They admittedly "are keeping a list".

You know what I think about that list and and the mentality of such minds?

Nothing good.

We saw that mentality in action here tonight. Turning X into Y. Not good, yet a persistent thing.

Have you noticed this?

 
 
 
CB
6.1.25  CB   replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.24    3 days ago
We have a group here who who have a record of painting folks in to a corner for not using the desired terminology in their dislike of Trump. . . . We saw that mentality in action here tonight. Turning X into Y. Not good, yet a persistent thing. Have you noticed this?

What I think is this: We all may get too close to our personal third rails, but then it's in the zone where our mettle is tested and we discover heart! Too ambiguous?

Okay, I was not actually sure of your message either. But, I gave you the benefit of doubt. And you resolved any lingering concern through a path of communication.

The conservative who posted this photo-shopped nightmare is the culprit here. The image is meant to stir doubt- however momentary or long- and ridicule. That is what makes John Russell's 'save' all the more powerful and welcomed.

Because honestly I thought about finding a photo of that dress (with purse?) and checking it out myself! But, at the time I did not know where to begin looking. Now I thinking that if I click on the picture in Chrome, I can 'backtrack' it to the original or near enough.

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
6.1.26  Citizen Kane-473667  replied to  CB @6.1.5    2 days ago
are you suggesting that Michelle's kids are not her own?

Since when do kids have to be biologically produced to be yours?  I thought adoption made them yours just like birthing them does. So I guess there are a lot of stepparents out there that are due some refunds for taking care of kids that aren't theirs. Might want to let the LGBT groups know that they can't have kids unless they find willing surrogates. How will this affect those who get artificially inseminated???? I'm Soooo confused now...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.27  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.6    2 days ago

Did you grow up in Georgia? [Removed

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.28  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @6.1.14    2 days ago

Dave, everyone got that!

 
 
 
PJ
6.1.29  PJ  replied to  dave-2693993 @6.1.21    2 days ago

okie dokie

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6    3 days ago

No, it's the right guy, wrong "gum". 

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
6.2.1  Citizen Kane-473667  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2    3 days ago

There is gum too??? What flavors?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @6.2.1    3 days ago

Creamy Vanilla, according to my "sauce", Hose!

 
 
 
It Is ME
7  It Is ME    3 days ago

"Do Not Run To Your Bomb Shelter."

Let me know when I can come out ….. of the closet ! jrSmiley_19_smiley_image.gifjrSmiley_80_smiley_image.gif

Ya shouldn't disparage the "Color …. BROWN". It'll piss off AOC and her ….. Taliban Group ! jrSmiley_22_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @7    3 days ago

It Is Me:  "Come On Out"!

The weather is fine. Senator Graham has made her decision to "come out", why shouldn't you?256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 days ago

My color palette indicates that  AOC is more of a Coffee Cream color, a beautiful smooth soothing one, than brown.

At first, I thought she was a "hot head" upstart, but, the more I see of here in the House hearings, the more impressed I am with her intellect.

She is young, bright, on a mission to change things as is not about to let the "Old Guard" hold her back.

Pelosi has had her day and is a tad bit behind the time. There always is a need for the young and older to find that perfect balance.

But, in the meantime, AOC speaks her mind and heart. She is a refreshing change from the robotic Republicans "mouthing" Fox TV Network Noise's "REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS", crafted by the "colic baby", Sean Hannity.

His constant "Crying in the Wind" is tiresome.256

 
 
 
MUVA
8.1  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    3 days ago

Impressed by her intellect jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @8.1    3 days ago

Me, too. I am in the "movement". AOC is a pleasant surprise.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8.1.1    3 days ago

Trump is a "disappointing dud"!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 days ago

Michelle's or the lying Melania's.

Melania claimed to hold a degree in architecture, turns out she attend 1 year at Slovenia University before hitting the road to the PORN INDUSTRY at the age of 19.

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dave-2693993
9.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9    3 days ago
at Slovenia University

Thank you for getting that right.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  dave-2693993 @9.1    3 days ago

You are so Welcome, Dave. Here, at Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It, our Journalistic Creed is:

"The public's right to know every darn, blasted thing about everyone, right this instant supersede our right, to tell the truth. So, we don't. We just make "SHAT UP"!

It's cheaper and quicker. That is what we are all about "Cheap & Fast".

We are the ORIGINAL FAKE NEWS, not the real news that Trump calls "FAKE".

 
 
 
dave-2693993
9.1.2  dave-2693993  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.1    3 days ago

You got a hot discussion here tonight Eat The Press Do Not Eat It.

 
 
 
CB
10  CB     3 days ago

I don't even know if I have the strength to get started on this article! The song goes: "It's hard out here for a 'pimp'!"

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
11  Paula Bartholomew    3 days ago

WTF does "shat" mean?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @11    3 days ago

It's British slang for an American curse word that is used whenever someone sits down in a seat that Trump just sat it, they immediately hop up shouting, "Oh, Sh*t, he did it again".

I prefer the English, "Shat" to the crude American counterpart, don't you?


 
 
 
pat wilson
11.1.1  pat wilson  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11.1    3 days ago

I thought it was past tense for "shit".

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  pat wilson @11.1.1    2 days ago

Close, but, no cigar, Pat Wilson.

 
 
 
r.t..b...
11.1.3  r.t..b...  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11.1    2 days ago
I prefer the English, "Shat" to the crude American counterpart, don't you?

...so with apologies to Mick and the boys...adapted from 'Gimme Shelter':

War, children, it's just a shat away
It's just a shat away
War, children, it's just a shat away
It's just a shat away

Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
My very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way

War, children, it's just a shat away
It's just a shat away
War, children, it's just a shat away
It's just a shat away

Rape, murder!

It's just a shat away
It's just a shat away...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
11.1.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11.1    2 days ago

Now that I know what it means, yes.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 days ago

Hey, Bro, CB. I hope you do not mind me calling you "bro". You see, I am bi-racial. I am BLACK from the waist down, where it counts. WHITE from the waist up, where it doesn't.

If you don't believe me, I can prove it. Want me to prove it CB?
You know, "Brothers got some rope", according to Paul Mooney, my BF from another mother. 

Right now, my "Jonson", is down the street, around the corner, in an alley making a "booty call".  Some of you should be getting a text message about now.

 
 
 
CB
12.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12    3 days ago

Man-Electrocuted-Peeing-on-Train-Line--1

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @12.1    2 days ago

NYC's subway system has changed so much since DeBlasio became mayor.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    3 days ago

My bio states clearly that I am, "biracial, bipartisan, bi-pedal and bi-polar."

I was once like you, now I'm not.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 days ago

It's all about the "meds". Nite All, I take it every chance I get.

 
 
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