Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even a “mandatory buyback” of some weapons such as AR-15s. While these laws are likely to be a headache for law-abiding gun owners, the nation’s murderous psychopaths aren’t quite certain how the laws will affect them.
“The background check sounds concerning,” explained deranged murderer Steve Mason, known as “Murdering Steve” to his friends. “I would definitely fail it since I’m a well-known psychopath. But I’ve never actually purchased a gun through a gun-dealer; I just steal all my murder weapons. And so far no one has proposed a background check on theft, so I think I’m good.”
Jake Foster, who is planning a shooting spree, expressed similar concerns about the ban on “high-capacity” magazines. “Having to do a shooting spree and reloading after every tenth shot does sound irritating,” said Foster. “Despite the law, I might just use a high-capacity magazine anyway. I guess the question is whether I’m willing to deal with a possible fine on top of the multiple counts of murder.”
One law murderous psychopaths did seem excited about was the AR-15 buyback. “If they offer a lot of money for my AR-15, it could be pretty worthwhile,” said nutjob Craig McGee. “Then I can use that money to buy more guns just as lethal... but through the black market, of course. Gotta avoid those background checks.”
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All kidding aside, and assuming that a ban on ARs and AKs is passed, for argument sake, how many years (if that long) will it be before they are calling for a ban on all small arms? A realistic review of the numbers shows that, if the AR and AK never existed, there would not be an appreciable difference in the homicide rate, number, etc.
Thus the reason I cannot take Beto, and the like, seriously.
Well, you know that as soon as small arms are banned, the progressive liberal left will not be satisfied and knives and bows and arrows will be next because it is well known that someone can be assaulted and killed with them as well...
Spoken, perhaps, tongue in cheek, but it seems to be the logical conclusion. According to the FBI stats, knives are used in 4 times as many homicides as are rifles. And, we all know, its all about preventing homicide. Its Peter Griffin logic.
Actually, I was 100% serious as a heart attack...
The title of this seed is " Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws" .
Wow!
That means the spokespsycho of the NRA, Wayne LaPierre, may not obey future laws.
Hillaryious, did you think of that all by yourself?.
Bitch, please...