Donald Trump's top tips for tackling coronavirus
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I'm not a doctor, but I have common sense. I like this stuff. I really get it.
I mean I haven't got it. I've been tested a lot, and I got high scores for not getting it. I haven't got it at all. But I totally get it.
They say I'm one of the cleverest people in the world. So we have it totally under control, and all the best people, who answered your question already, you don't need to ask them again. Just listen. LISTEN to me.
So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous - whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light. And I think that hasn't been checked but they're going to test it. Supposing you brought the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. Sounds interesting, if also bloody and painful.
And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, or almost, a cleaning? It'd be interesting to check that. On someone else.
One day, it's like a miracle, it will totally disappear. I called the Pope, and I said, God told me. He'll give us that miracle. I'll do it for you, Francis. And he said you're amazing, he didn't say thank you, but he said I am an amazing guy, and it's true, and he's friends with God, so he knows.
We pretty much shut it down coming in from China. We're going to be fine.
Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have victories any more. We used to have victories but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time.
We're going to build a wall, a big, beautiful wall, between here and China. I build the best walls. And we'll make China pay for it. I hear they have a wall, a little old maybe, but maybe we can just use that. They can stay the other side of it.
It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.
We're rated number 1 for being prepared. If you have insurance. And are rich. And white. And like me, and not like about a third of all Americans, but they love me. You know they're the ones who vote for me, who get ignored by the mainstream media, and the democrats, and only I can speak to them. Millions of wonderful people. They don't need science, they've got God. And me.
We have purchased and we have stockpiled 29 million pills of the hydroxychloroquine, 29 million. And it works really well on malaria, and lupus, so it should work great on this disease we've never seen before. Everyone with malaria and lupus will have to find it somewhere else now I guess. And if it doesn't work, what have you got to lose? Only your life.
We cannot let the cure be worse than the problem itself. I won't wear a mask. It wouldn't look right. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anyhing.
"C'mere and let me cough on you" (Image: Getty Images)
Look: Easter's a very special day for me. And I see it sort of in that timeline that I'm thinking about. And I say, wouldn't it be great to have all the churches full?
You'll have packed churches all over our country. I think it would be a beautiful time, and it's just about the timeline that I think is right. It would be a great American horror story, I mean resurrection.
We really think we've done a great job keeping it down to a minimum. We did the right thing, because if we didn't do it, you would have had a million people, a million and a half people, maybe 2 million people dead.
Now, we're going toward 50, I'm hearing, or 60,000 people. One is too many. I always say it: One is too many. But we're going toward 50 or 60,000 people. And we've passed that now. And we have more deaths than anywhere else, the best deaths, the greatest numbers. We've liberated them. LIBERATE MINNESOTA! LIBERATE PENNSYLVANIA! So that's a really great job that's not being reported fairly, I have to say. Live free, and die. It's the American way.
This is something that just surprised the whole world. Nobody knew there would be a pandemic or an epidemic of this proportion. That's why I fired the pandemic preparedness team 2 years ago. I said, you're FIRED! I got great ratings for that, the highest ever.
I've always known this is real. This is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. I've always viewed it as very serious, apart from when I didn't and it's on tape.
But the Democrats are politicising coronavirus. This is their new hoax. We've sent every TV station a cease and desist letter for reporting my quotes on this, so we're coming down very hard on those lies. It's very bad, and I must say not very presidential of me.
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. There's 26 million unemployed! So we're doing big numbers now, great numbers.
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, I won't lose a penny. That's why the Trump Organisation has asked the UK government for a bailout to pay 2,000 of my golf course staff. I love Scottingland, and Orland. Beautiful places, crazy socialised places, but beautiful. And they'll pay.
I'm not a doctor. But I'm, like, a person that has a good you-know-what. Bleach, that's it, I have the best bleach. The greatest bleach. Tastes so good. I drink it myself, but you just need to drink the Kool-Aid. Suck it all up, it's good for me.
And now you get it, just like me. You really get a lot of coronavirus. Make America Grave Again!
Trump OUT.
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This is a column from a British newspaper. This is the way people from other countries view our president.
Oh, the whole world sees it. In a few short years the USA went from being a world leader and beacon of stability and hope to a banana republic led by a total idiot dictator wannabe who makes an ass out of himself and the country every single day. Our days as a world leader are over.
Wish granted. We are now following, and far behind.
By the time I got to the "wall" paragraph I didn't think I could read the rest I was laughing so hard.
I thought this was satire but I did a bit more reading...he really did suggest this. The makers of Chlorox wipes put out a statement saying "DONT. DO. THIS!" (paraphrasing)
He has gone totally around the bend
Since he refuses to acknowledge any mistakes, he is literally unable to learn anything.
Coronavirus: Man dies taking fish tank cleaner as virus drug
Here we go again.........
Oh...but taht was fake news! Don't you remember????
I'm being sarcastic because somebody basically stole my seed and headline and turned it into shit
I've been trying to copy and paste the content of the article here but it won't take so read it for yourself if you are interested. It's not very long
Trump needs to put up or shut up. He needs to get CV and undergo his own treatment.
Since the President is of the age where he is more vulnerable to the Corona virus, and if he caught it, he has a much lower chance of survival because of his age, it sounds like you are death wishing our president.
Pretty sad...no matter the political affiliation.
the healthiest president in U.S. history, according to his "doctor", should survive any disease.
he's survived daily bouts of foot in mouth disease so far
Since the President is of the age where he is more vulnerable to the Corona virus, and if he caught it, he has a much lower chance of survival because of his age,
Once again, a Trumper makes excuses for him.
he's survived daily bouts of foot in mouth disease so far
Maybe he can use his "treatment" to cure his athlete's tongue.
Show me where I defended him.
We all know that if Obama were in office and here were the same age of Trump, and a conservative made the same comment as you, libs would have their hair on fire for death wishing the president and demanding the SS make a visit to that person's house.
There is no denying this.
I am almost glad he has given these rambling nonsensical daily self promotion festivals of nonsense. Because you can see the decline daily in real time with a permanent record of his lies on video. He is declining and could not even remember he had a rally in March while having a presser in April. The idiotic unfounded ramblings of a conspiracy theorist on various medications not proven successful in enough cases to warrant it's use as a cure all is harmful especially when his followers take it to heart. Then to grasp at the idea that disinfectants could work in unproven dangerous ways, or that the simple use of light and sun in some way could be a miracle cure. He is the rambling senile family member who needs a medical intervention for his condition.
You pretty much nailed it.
could not even remember he had a rally in March while having a presser in April
Hell, he can't even remember where his own father was born, which was in the US and not in Germany.
Ya gotta give it bigly to President Bleach, he's done a really great job. Probably the best job of any president ever.
Found this on youtube:
Nice.
Is the woman singing Judy Gold?