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Oh good, he was Just Being "Sarcastic"

  

Category:  News & Politics

Via:  thrawn-31  •  4 years ago  •  71 comments

By:   Thrawn

Oh good, he was Just Being "Sarcastic"
President Trump is now claiming that his rather bizarre comments about an unnamed “disinfectant” at a press briefing on April 23rd were intended as sarcasm.

So after almost the entirety of Humanity called him a fucking idiot, apparently Donald Trump was just being "sarcastic" in suggesting that maybe we should look into injecting lethal chemicals into our bodies as a coronavirus cure. 


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Narcissists will commonly say that their comments were “just sarcasm,” or that you just weren’t smart enough to get it. 


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Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
1  seeder  Thrawn 31    4 years ago

There are only 2 possible conclusions to this. A) either Trump is the worst person on Earth when it comes to comedic or sarcastic timing or B) he really is as fucking stupid as he appeared yesterday. 

Given the fact that he was clearly speaking directly to doctors and medical professionals when he made some of the dumbest comments in the history of mankind, that his voice nor body language betrayed any hint of sarcasm, and that he has a very, very, very, very, VERY long history of saying really, REALLY retarded shit, I guess we should assume that he was totally joking?

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.1  Kavika   replied to  Thrawn 31 @1    4 years ago

B for $200 Alex.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
1.1.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Kavika @1.1    4 years ago

Id bet everything I own on B. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
1.1.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Kavika @1.1    4 years ago
B for $200 Alex.

I'll take some of that action, Alex. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @1.1.2    4 years ago

NBC showed the expression on Birx' face when dumbass said it... bwah ha ha ha

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
1.1.4  sandy-2021492  replied to  devangelical @1.1.3    4 years ago

I felt kinda bad for her.  But she's justifying the dumbass today, so I don't feel bad for her anymore.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.5  devangelical  replied to  sandy-2021492 @1.1.4    4 years ago

it's kiss his ass or early retirement in that bonehead's administration

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Guide
1.2  Raven Wing  replied to  Thrawn 31 @1    4 years ago

Based upon his behavior and comments since taking over the Oval office, I have no reason to think that he was merely 'joking', but, was inane enough to be serious. No one in their right mind would joke about injecting anyone with a disinfectant as Trump did. Which says it all about Trump and his mental state.

The only reason he came back and said he was joking is because he was scared s*itless of the horror and blow back expressed from all areas, and had to try and play it down somehow. But, it isn't working with the majority of the American people, only with those who are as mentally deranged as Trump is are buying it and trying to make it go away.

However, he let his mouth overload his a$$ one too many times this go around and it is not going to go away that easy.  Encouraging people to inject people with a disinfectant which is lethal and could kill a human being and then trying to sweep it under the rug as a joke is beyond disgusting. 

More than ever, Trump is proving he is not fit, nor worthy to be the leader of America, and has only his own mouth and lack of mental stability to blame for it. 

Since he is so sure it will work, then Trump should be the first one to be injected. It will dare not work as effectively as Trump has ascertained. Right? 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
1.2.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2    4 years ago
However, he let his mouth overload his a$$ one too many times

I love that phrase.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
1.2.2  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2    4 years ago

You said it far more delicately than I ever would, but yes, you are 100% correct.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2.3  devangelical  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2    4 years ago
then Trump should be the first one to be injected.

yup, tie him off and let Fauci or Birx shoot him up. test subect #1....

"it's worth trying"..... "what does he have to lose?"

("I'm just being sarcastic")

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
1.2.4  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  devangelical @1.2.3    4 years ago

For real though, I would love to watch it. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Guide
1.2.5  Raven Wing  replied to  Thrawn 31 @1.2.4    4 years ago
I would love to watch it. 

You bring the popcorn and I'll bring the beer! jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Thrawn 31 @1    4 years ago

You forgot conclusion C), that there are people out there stupid enough to take what very well may have been a rhetorical comment quite literally.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
1.3.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @1.3    4 years ago

It was a stupid rhetorical question, Ed.  He should have just stopped talking.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
1.3.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  sandy-2021492 @1.3.1    4 years ago

Probably.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.3.3  Split Personality  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @1.3    4 years ago

Like chloroquinine?

Hey Ed,

Hear anything about the Phoenix DA charging Wanda Lenius for giving her husband Gary that teaspoon of

cholorquinine phosphate that was 4 times a lethal dosage without his knowledge?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
1.3.4  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Split Personality @1.3.3    4 years ago

I have not heard anything specific that  says she is being charged, but I think she should be. Any blame rests solely on her and not the president. She gave a lethal dose of a substance that was clearly marked "not for human consumption" on the package. From what I have read about the woman, she is  one can shy of a six pack to begin with and should be charged with involuntary manslaughter at the very least.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
1.3.5  Split Personality  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @1.3.4    4 years ago

thanks Ed, I agree.

 
 
 
1stwarrior
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1.4  1stwarrior  replied to  Thrawn 31 @1    4 years ago

256

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
1.4.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  1stwarrior @1.4    4 years ago

[deleted You aren't fooling anyone.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.4.2  Kavika   replied to  1stwarrior @1.4    4 years ago

MARYLAND EMERGENCY HOTLINE SEES OVER 100 CALLS ABOUT DISINFECTANTS, SAYS 'UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES' SHOULD THEY BE USED FOR CORONAVIRUS

Yes, indeed it's doesn't seem to have sunk in on conservatives. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Guide
1.4.3  Raven Wing  replied to  Kavika @1.4.2    4 years ago

And if anyone did die from being injected with such a lethal chemical, Trump would blame it on the media, or the mfg of the chemical, or...or...or that the person who injected the chemical was a Democrat and just wanted to make him look bad. It might even be the needle that should have malfunctioned during the injection to prevent the chemical going in.

Like always, Trump would blame anyone and anything, as he is totally infallible of any wrong doing of any kind at any time. 

Yeah....and I swear my s*it don't stink either. 

 
 
 
lady in black
Professor Quiet
2  lady in black    4 years ago

More lies.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
2.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  lady in black @2    4 years ago

All I ever do baby! jrSmiley_93_smiley_image.jpg

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
2.2  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  lady in black @2    4 years ago
More lies.

I'm not sure what's worse in this case...the act of lying, or the actual lie.  I mean honestly...sarcasm?  Not only sarcasm, but sarcasm in response to a question by the 'fake' media.  I wonder how long it took him to come up with that one.  What a maroon!

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
2.2.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @2.2    4 years ago

Both are equally shitty. This is what happens when a clown is president, in the face of disaster you get jokes because they don't have anything real. They are just clowns.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @2.2    4 years ago

oh yeah, it sounded like sarcasm when he said it..../s

WH sycophants have already offered a half dozen different excuses for this latest gaffe. POS/POTUS couldn't get out of his daily televised rally/reality show fast enough. the gutless wonder wasn't going to hang around to be eviscerated y the WH press corp today. yeah, "it was sarcasm". what a moron.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
3  Buzz of the Orient    4 years ago

Too late.  Many of his ignorant followers may well have followed his suggestion.

Lysol is the first disinfectant many people would think of. Even the company that manufactures it got freaked out by Trump's suggestion:

Lysol maker warns against injecting disinfectants after President Trump suggests it as a possible coronavirus treatment

Not only was it an unbelievably ignorant thing for Trump to suggest - but if his loyal fans who were ignorant enough to follow his suggestions, and they haven't already tried that other Hydro...(something) they might have tried Lysol and the result for Trump just might be that he will lose a lot of his votes in November.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    4 years ago

First thing I had to do when I got into work this morning was send a mass email to 500 people that our employees are to not, for any reason whatsoever, ingest, inject, or otherwise expose ANY of our chemicals to the human body. That they will not aid or cure any condition or illness, and that if you do you will be hospitalized at best, and dead at worst. Already spoke to my bosses and they will be fired if they end up in the hospital for something like this.

Such a stupid fucking email, but I had to send it because there is no doubt that there is one mother fucker dumb enough to take Trump's "suggestion" and somehow it would end up being my fault. Because telling them 100 times, having it plastered allover our website, and having it plastered all over the actual chemical bottles isn't enough, somehow it would come down to because I didn't tell them 1001 times not to do it that this happened. Welp, I just told them 1001 times. I am in the clear now :)

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
3.1.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Thrawn 31 @3.1    4 years ago

Jeez, where do you work?

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.2  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  sandy-2021492 @3.1.1    4 years ago

Come now, you know I will not put that out there. Last thing I need is for it is me (or whatever), xmsomeshit, or Donald Trumps Escort to show up at my door asking for a date because they doxxed me. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
3.1.3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Thrawn 31 @3.1.2    4 years ago
Come now, you know I will not put that out there.

You can tell us.  We promise not to tell anyone. 

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.4  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @3.1.3    4 years ago

Nah, no personal info on the internet.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
3.1.5  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Thrawn 31 @3.1.4    4 years ago
Nah, no personal info on the internet.

I was being silly.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.6  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @3.1.5    4 years ago

I know, xmbullshit.

Lol, JK

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.1.7  devangelical  replied to  sandy-2021492 @3.1.1    4 years ago
Jeez, where do you work?

truckstop? oil company? what are the other republican dominated industries?

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.8  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  devangelical @3.1.7    4 years ago

Awww, that's mean. :)

 
 
 
lady in black
Professor Quiet
3.1.9  lady in black  replied to  Thrawn 31 @3.1.2    4 years ago

That is exactly why I will never post where I work either.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
3.1.10  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  lady in black @3.1.9    4 years ago

Neither do I, cause I'm retired.   jrSmiley_4_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
3.1.11  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.1.10    4 years ago

Must be nice lol.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
3.1.12  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Thrawn 31 @3.1.11    4 years ago

Well it did make lockdown a lot easier.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Guide
3.1.13  Raven Wing  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.1.12    4 years ago

Indeed it does! jrSmiley_79_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
4  JohnRussell    4 years ago

A couple things. 

I just heard the political writer David Frum say that Dr Birx and Dr Fauci have more power than they think, suggesting that they should tell Trump and the White House they are quitting unless they take the lead and make the decisions and recommendations and not Trump.  Trump is weakened now, by his own hand, and they should be able to reassert their authority. Trump simply cannot afford to have Fauci and Birx leave him following the "disinfectant" debacle.

Secondly, Axios is reporting that Trump will not appear as much at the briefings from here on out, and his appearances will be shorter. This is the result of a damage assessment from Trump's political team. 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
4.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  JohnRussell @4    4 years ago
damage assessment

No kidding.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
4.2  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  JohnRussell @4    4 years ago

I fucking hope so. This kind of shit will actually kill people, it isn't a goddamn game. There are some people who are dumb enough to think that Trump is smart or ever knows what he is talking about, and they will hear that clip and think "well fuck, if Trump thinks its worth trying, let's do it!". Granted maybe by killing themselves they would be doing all of us a favor, but I don't want to see that. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
4.2.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Thrawn 31 @4.2    4 years ago
There are some people who are dumb enough to think that Trump is smart or ever knows what he is talking about, and they will hear that clip and think "well fuck, if Trump thinks its worth trying, let's do it!".

it seems hard to believe, but i am sure that is true. i have seen a number of interview segments with some of the people who attend trump rallies

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
4.2.2  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.1    4 years ago

Maryland sent out an emergency text after they received over 100 calls asking about drinking household disinfectants. I knew I would be vindicated within 24 hours. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5  Ender    4 years ago

Meanwhile his die hard followers blame the media.

Talk about sticking head in sand...

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
5.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  Ender @5    4 years ago

I want to see everyone of them follow his advice on everything. They would 100% fall into the following categories... broke, dead.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
6  MrFrost    4 years ago

Translation: He got called out for spewing something stupid and is now attacking the press/lying, (again), to shift attention off the fact that he said something stupid. At least one conservative radio host has already said that you should vape bleach, not inject it. When people actually do this and die, donny should be removed from office and sent to prison for manslaughter. 

The truly sad thing about this? People will still vote for that worthless cocksucker. 

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
6.1  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  MrFrost @6    4 years ago

Oh, we have users that will be here shortly to defend that worthless cocksucker.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
7  MrFrost    4 years ago

The Press briefing was like watching a trapped rabid animal chew its own leg off.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7.1  Ender  replied to  MrFrost @7    4 years ago

I can't watch them. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
7.2  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  MrFrost @7    4 years ago

Hearing his voice makes me want to punch something. Even reading the transcripts makes me want to strangle him. Can he ever not sound stupid?

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
7.2.1  MrFrost  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2    4 years ago

And his fake wooden teeth look like a row of urinals, every time he speaks I want to piss in his mouth. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
7.2.2  devangelical  replied to  MrFrost @7.2.1    4 years ago

that's melania's job...

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
7.2.3  seeder  Thrawn 31  replied to  devangelical @7.2.2    4 years ago

You know he loves it! Or, at least a couple of Russian hookers do.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
7.2.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Thrawn 31 @7.2    4 years ago

When he speaks all I hear is that noise from the adults in a Peanuts movie.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
8  MrFrost    4 years ago

Twitter is getting some serious mileage out of this story.. 

512

 
 
 
lady in black
Professor Quiet
9  lady in black    4 years ago

256

 
 
 
lady in black
Professor Quiet
10  lady in black    4 years ago

256

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
10.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  lady in black @10    4 years ago

Thanks for my first big laugh of the morning....jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
11  pat wilson    4 years ago

Wait ! He was just being sarcastic ???

512

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
12  Tacos!    4 years ago
So after almost the entirety of Humanity called him a fucking idiot

Almost, eh? Almost except for . . . Wait for it . . . Everyone in the room, at the freakin time!

None of those brilliant reporters in the room seemed to think that Trump was actually advising people to inject anything or they would have asked him - at the time - “Mr. President, are you really suggesting people inject bleach to cure coronavirus?”

No one asked that question. Why? Maybe because the very idea is so stupid and they knew better. No, you only come up with insane shit like this after a few bong hits in the MSNBC break room. That’s where these asinine stories come from.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
12.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Tacos! @12    4 years ago

No one asked that question. Why? Maybe because the very idea is so stupid and they knew better. No, you only come up with insane shit like this after a few bong hits in the MSNBC break room. That’s where these asinine stories come from.

well, the story is true, and the onecoming up with insane shit,

IS TRUMP!

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
12.1.1  Tacos!  replied to  igknorantzrulz @12.1    4 years ago
the onecoming up with insane shit, IS TRUMP!

So, your conclusion is that Trump genuinely was trying to advise people with medical advise, or that he genuinely believes people should inject themselves with bleach or some other household disinfectant. You actually believe that is what was going on? 

You think you’ve reached a smart conclusion? Honestly?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
12.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Tacos! @12.1.1    4 years ago

he was serious

did you see her reaction...?

did you see his walkback then no input to briefing yesterday ?

Did you see where Lysol had to comment ???

Hey, i KNOWhe's an asshole not to be believed, apparently, MANY DON'T!

My Smart conclusion is that Trump should shut his fckn mouth and stop spreading CONFUSION,

Honestly !

a true LEADER does no "joke' about something this serious, but i don't think he was joking,just blrting out his mental midget thoughtless thoughts

 
 

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