Well, some people have moderate to severe arthritis making pulling a pop top difficult and painful. I have arthritis and it does for me. But it is a funny picture still.
I have to and i turn around and leave asap whenever possible.
I was an EMT on a volunteer Fire Department back in the day and some of the worst calls i ever went on were gasoline related. Worst one i ever saw was a guy who was filling his riding mower while smoking and he touched off a fireball in his face. It was gruesome as hell and tough to forget.
You can't fix stupid ..... that is natural selections job.
I used to be one of those who would squirt lighter fluid into a BBQ grill. I used to work in the Army Burn Unit and had a patient with bad burns from doing exactly the same thing. I never did it again after that.
1960, the guy next door could fix anything,build anything. WWII Navy veteran from an aircraft carrier, badly burned arms.
Took his carb off of his car to rebuild it, decided it was a better idea to clean the parts in the laundry sink with gasoline.
My father and I were washing a car 15 feet away. Row homes.
Anyway he never stops explaining to us what he is doing and is coming back outside, cigarette in his mouth as always,
hands full with a large tray of carb parts soaked in gas, he kicked open the old wooden screen door, but the wind slammed it right back in his face.
In a second he was engulfed, stepped back into the house igniting the fumes and the gas in the sinks and pipes,
gathered himself and stepped outside to try to get to his own garden hose, the car ignited from fumes and dripping gas line.
My father got him extinguished with his hose.
The fire department was two blocks away and extinguished the car before much more damage was done - it was finished in rockwall over lathe which did not burn.
You can't fix stupid ..... that is natural selections job.
My brother and his friend burned down my parent's garage because they where siphoning gas out of a car while smoking.
They wanted gas for their mini bikes and had no money. It was an attached garage and thank goodness no one was injured and the rest of our house wasn't damaged.
I am pretty sure they where smoking something else prior.
Might have just realized she was putting diesel fuel in her car. The ah shit moment! I know at least two people who have done that, and no, it wasn't me. One of them had a fairly decent excuse. He was in Spain, and the European Spanish word for diesel is "gasoleo".
Urinal story .... gang bathroom at a college football, stadium. Overheard a young kid behind me imparting some youth wisdom on his buddy. They were maybe ten years old.
”never get in line behind an old guy. They take forever to piss”
They didn’t understand why I was laughing. They will soon enough .....
They didn’t understand why I was laughing. They will soon enough .....
LOL! No kidding! Old dudes also tend to break foul wind sometimes when they piss. Just another reason not to line up behind them. Ah shit, did I give away my age with "break foul wind"?
The only men's room I have ever visited is the one at The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo. It is so unique that women would post guards so others could go sneak a peak because it was so unique.
I used to go to Cal Poly there. I could tell you some stories about the Madonna Inn, especially Alex Madonna (owner) who was a total perv. But I will give the MI a kudo about their gas station there. It is totally beautiful in design. They also used to keep a white tiger there. Siegfried and Roy tried to buy it multiple times.
A bunch of us would play Mess With The Waitress at the restaurant. They had very large circular tables that could spin, kind of like a Lazy Susan, so that the waitress did not have lean way over to put down the food. As soon as she turned to get another order, we would spin it so that the previous order is not where she put it. Then the person would say "I didn't order this." We also messed with each other by spinning it to take food off of each other's plates. If I went by myself I would order two eggs, one over easy and one scrambled. When my meal got there I would say that she had to take it back. She would ask why and I would tell her that "They scrambled the wrong egg." Most got the joke, but one actually got about two feet from me until she realized the joke. She just gave me a look as if thinking "Asshole". But with both games, a generous tip was always left for the waitresses being good sports.
When you were there, did you stay in one of he theme rooms? If so, which one.
I was there in 73-74. Did she know the oldest daughter Cathy back then? I was so in awe of her as she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen up close and a nicer person than you would ever want to meet.
When you were there, did you stay in one of he theme rooms?
Funny that in all the years I was there, we never once stayed at the Madonna Inn. We stayed in a hotel in Pismo right on the coast after our reception.
Yep. Cathy is a Twisselman now I believe. She's a bit older than my wife (my wife's older sister's age). My wife knows the younger sister Karen (also married a Twisselman) a little better. They were best friends in 2nd and 3rd grade.
The comment of mine you pasted was one I made to Pat. For awhile I lived in the motel in PB that had German lettering on it. It was owned by a former employee of my dad, so he gave me free rent while I was there.
Not sure if it was a theme room but it was all red decor and we joked that it was a prostitutes room. It was Christmas and walking through the restaurants I had never seen so many dolls, Christmas trees, lights, teddy bears, etc.
What is wrong with this picture?
Well, some people have moderate to severe arthritis making pulling a pop top difficult and painful. I have arthritis and it does for me. But it is a funny picture still.
You owe me a monitor cleaning.
I hope that was photo shopped.
Me too...........
She should have been trying to get paint off her car. Of course most people would soak a rag in the gas an try to wipe it off.
I think the gas flow is.
omg...
Hey, at least she isn't smoking .....
I have actually seen someone smoking at the gas pumps before.
I have too. That was nerve wracking.
I have to and i turn around and leave asap whenever possible.
I was an EMT on a volunteer Fire Department back in the day and some of the worst calls i ever went on were gasoline related. Worst one i ever saw was a guy who was filling his riding mower while smoking and he touched off a fireball in his face. It was gruesome as hell and tough to forget.
You can't fix stupid ..... that is natural selections job.
I used to be one of those who would squirt lighter fluid into a BBQ grill. I used to work in the Army Burn Unit and had a patient with bad burns from doing exactly the same thing. I never did it again after that.
and talking on a cell phone
right in front of the sign that says don't do either, lol
1960, the guy next door could fix anything,build anything. WWII Navy veteran from an aircraft carrier, badly burned arms.
Took his carb off of his car to rebuild it, decided it was a better idea to clean the parts in the laundry sink with gasoline.
My father and I were washing a car 15 feet away. Row homes.
Anyway he never stops explaining to us what he is doing and is coming back outside, cigarette in his mouth as always,
hands full with a large tray of carb parts soaked in gas, he kicked open the old wooden screen door, but the wind slammed it right back in his face.
In a second he was engulfed, stepped back into the house igniting the fumes and the gas in the sinks and pipes,
gathered himself and stepped outside to try to get to his own garden hose, the car ignited from fumes and dripping gas line.
My father got him extinguished with his hose.
The fire department was two blocks away and extinguished the car before much more damage was done - it was finished in rockwall over lathe which did not burn.
Seems like it took 3 seconds
My brother and his friend burned down my parent's garage because they where siphoning gas out of a car while smoking.
They wanted gas for their mini bikes and had no money. It was an attached garage and thank goodness no one was injured and the rest of our house wasn't damaged.
I am pretty sure they where smoking something else prior.
Ouch .... that must have been an interesting "conversation" with the parents for him after that.
You'd be surprised the number of people who do stupid things like that ..... or not .....
Might have just realized she was putting diesel fuel in her car. The ah shit moment! I know at least two people who have done that, and no, it wasn't me. One of them had a fairly decent excuse. He was in Spain, and the European Spanish word for diesel is "gasoleo".
I had one who worked for me do that ..... emphasis on past tense ....
At least she isn't smoking....
Winner. Close the seed lol.
Lol .... It’ a good one but no way.
There are many good tidbits yet to shared I’m sure ....
He wears his mask like he wears his pants, wayyyyy up there.
Holy shit!
Yep!!
I don't know who the bigger ahole is, the guy with the saw or the guy under the board but Darwin has been notified about two new candidates.
The only hope either have. If the photo was staged for some twisted reason.
Not sure either.....butt, there is a good chance that the guy under the board could wind up with an an even bigger ahole.
Yeah, something like that.
At least the saw operator appears to be wearing proper ear protection.
Darwinian award nominee!
That’s for sure!
Haha, just makes me wonder how our species has even survived for 100,000 years.
Two words: Natural Selection.
No better justice system than natural selection..
That’s for sure.
Man that is a sad critique of life lol. If we are the best mother nature can do...
Ooooops!!!
The two urinals. Pea Soup Anderson's in Santa Nella, CA.
Urinal story .... gang bathroom at a college football, stadium. Overheard a young kid behind me imparting some youth wisdom on his buddy. They were maybe ten years old.
”never get in line behind an old guy. They take forever to piss”
They didn’t understand why I was laughing. They will soon enough .....
LOL! No kidding! Old dudes also tend to break foul wind sometimes when they piss. Just another reason not to line up behind them. Ah shit, did I give away my age with "break foul wind"?
Oh......is that how it's spelled? I always thought it was Pee Soup Anderson's.
The original is in Buellton CA. I used to live about three hours from there and my mother would drag us all there at least once a month.
Yep - I've been to that one a few times too. Don't recall the urinal placement in the men's room at that one though.
The only men's room I have ever visited is the one at The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo. It is so unique that women would post guards so others could go sneak a peak because it was so unique.
Yep! I have "visited" that waterfall urinal many times myself, and even contributed to its flora. (-:
My wife and I had our wedding reception there and that room was put to very good use.
I used to go to Cal Poly there. I could tell you some stories about the Madonna Inn, especially Alex Madonna (owner) who was a total perv. But I will give the MI a kudo about their gas station there. It is totally beautiful in design. They also used to keep a white tiger there. Siegfried and Roy tried to buy it multiple times.
I stayed there one around christmas time. That place is a hoot.
Me too, graduated in 86. You? My wife was born and raised there. Her family knows the Madonnas fairly well (well her Dad did before he passed).
A bunch of us would play Mess With The Waitress at the restaurant. They had very large circular tables that could spin, kind of like a Lazy Susan, so that the waitress did not have lean way over to put down the food. As soon as she turned to get another order, we would spin it so that the previous order is not where she put it. Then the person would say "I didn't order this." We also messed with each other by spinning it to take food off of each other's plates. If I went by myself I would order two eggs, one over easy and one scrambled. When my meal got there I would say that she had to take it back. She would ask why and I would tell her that "They scrambled the wrong egg." Most got the joke, but one actually got about two feet from me until she realized the joke. She just gave me a look as if thinking "Asshole". But with both games, a generous tip was always left for the waitresses being good sports.
When you were there, did you stay in one of he theme rooms? If so, which one.
I was there in 73-74. Did she know the oldest daughter Cathy back then? I was so in awe of her as she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen up close and a nicer person than you would ever want to meet.
Funny that in all the years I was there, we never once stayed at the Madonna Inn. We stayed in a hotel in Pismo right on the coast after our reception.
Yep. Cathy is a Twisselman now I believe. She's a bit older than my wife (my wife's older sister's age). My wife knows the younger sister Karen (also married a Twisselman) a little better. They were best friends in 2nd and 3rd grade.
The comment of mine you pasted was one I made to Pat. For awhile I lived in the motel in PB that had German lettering on it. It was owned by a former employee of my dad, so he gave me free rent while I was there.
Oops sorry! Didn't notice that.
Not sure if it was a theme room but it was all red decor and we joked that it was a prostitutes room. It was Christmas and walking through the restaurants I had never seen so many dolls, Christmas trees, lights, teddy bears, etc.
Still have a few of the soaps, lol.
No harm no foul. Now fetch me some cheesecake to make up for it.
How about some Black Forest Cake from Madonna Inn?
Gotta talk to HR...
Break time! You'd have to be super tired I guess...
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Animals photo bomb as well...
The cow looks like it is thinking "And people call us dumb."
Too bad theaters are still closed. I'd imagine you gotta see this one on the big screen....
Probably good advice...
You realize that they put that sign up because someone somewhere in the past did exactly that
Particularly dangerous what with Covid-19 and such...
About fricken time!...
Best one so far. Way To Go.
Yeah i agree .... clever!
Now THAT took balls, literally!
It looks like the board took his.
Changed his name to Jane the next day
Redneck X games
And soon to be, no balls.
Lol ..... don't let it rip ya, where the good lord split ya
Okay, surely that one is photo shopped.
You would hope so but who knows this days.
"Baby Shark" tune overlayed on top of the theme music from "Jaws" played through my head when I saw that picture!
I thought about Jaws too. That movie was something else.
A great addition to this seed would be the door in the ceiling at the Winchester House except the woman who owned it had that done on purpose.
What is wrong with this picture
Someone is really "LAZY" !