Op/Ed: "Americans Must Worship President Trump- It's The Law!" Barr Demands - The Lint Screen
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Via: jbb • 4 years ago • 48 commentsBy: Tony Fauci, Hunter Biden, George Soros, and Bill Gates (The Lint Screen)
It has been decreed frim on high, by Barr Barr, that all Americans must now worship at the feet of Donald Trump. Best to wear a mask though, so you don't urp up on the ogres gnarled and crusty hooves...
S E E D E D C O N T E N T
Attorney General Bill Barr is putting his foot down on the throat of naughty citizens.
These are troubling times in the United States. Although there is a global pandemic raging across the nation, that's not the biggest threat to America, according to Attorney General Bill Barr.
"We face an existential crisis in civil disobedience," Barr told The Lint Screen. "People need to relax about this COVID-19 thing. It may be a hoax or an evil plot conjured by Tony Fauci, Hunter Biden, George Soros, and Bill Gates. Who knows? I'm more worried about our fellow citizens than some cockamamie virus."
Barr has been on the frontlines helping President Trump battle the radical anarchist lefties in Portland, Oregon.
"Much like the insurgents who caused the brouhaha in LaFayette Park on June first, these hippie types are trying to destroy democracy," Barr says, spitting on the ground. "Citizens have a sacred duty as Americans to worship President Trump. We have never had such a great leader, and for anybody to be disrespectful is outrageous, un-American, and treasonous. I believe it says in The Constitution the president must be worshipped. It's the law."
The nation's dispenser of justice is prepared to use everything at his disposal to wring praise from citizens for their magnificent leader.
"President Trump is The Chosen One. God put him here to deliver unto us salvation. He recited five random words in order, many times. That was a miracle-- no one has ever seen such mental dexterity. The president simply wants the respect and adulation he deserves," Barr said. "He has cleaned up the swamp, solved race relations, and stood strong against insurgents like Bob Mueller and his witch hunt, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer. The president has also freed great patriots like Sheriff Joe Aparo, Roger Stone, General Michael Flynn, Paul Mannafort, and many others. These are good people and great Americans."
Barr said disobedient people "can look forward to getting their heads bashed in, tear-gassed, and much worse if they don't shape up toot-sweet."
"I know the law," Barr said. "And I'm laying down the law-- praise the tremendous job President Trump is doing or suffer the consequences. We will not tolerate bad behavior, and we are amassing the troops to unleash a reign of terror the likes of which these no-goodniks have never seen. I get aroused just thinking about it."
Barr ended his conversation with a teaser.
"And if Ghislaine Maxwell knows how to play ball and keep her pie hole sealed shut, she may be getting a special surprise soon ." Barr gave a fiendish grin. "I can make that happen"...
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You have gotta laugh at Trump, Pompeo and Barr...
It seems that Pompeo and Barr have not learned yet that, when you lay down with a mangy dog with fleas, you will most likely get up with mange and fleas. I don't think I need to explain the name of the dog.
The attempt at comedy is an epic fail.
But some of us are laughing at the left wingers and their supporters.
That is nice /s...
Butt, Americans are not laughing about Trump and Barr trampling on our Constitution!
Nor are they laughing at the leftist Brown Shirts you all call "peaceful protesters".
Nor the Brown Shirts Democratic enablers at the mayoral and governor levels.
Yeah, they called John Lewis and Martin Luther King far worse names than that when they were protesting for theirs and ours civil rights in Birmingham and Selma in 1963. They were beaten and arrested at the time. Yet now, they are heroes to entire generations...
Today Americans, Citizens of the United States of America of all colors and all cultural backgrounds are out protesting in the streets for their own rights not to be murdered by police. Not to have their lives summarily ended under the knee if a militarized cop. Anything wrong with that?
The protests will end when police stop killing unarmed citizens. It really is that simple!
That’s for sure!
They didn’t engage in violence which separates them from the thugs who loot and riot today in cities across America. That’s why they are heroes and today’s disrupters are human debris.
You misrepresent 99.99% of protesters. Why?
They called King and Lewis worse than debris!
When have they done that? Oh, and be specific.
Look it up yourself...
They can't.
I don't think CNN or MSNBC have told them that yet.
So you got nothing. Just another "orange man bad" comment with as much factual backing as the bible.
Initially it was funny that they would use CNN or MSNBC as their source. Now it's just pathetic
That's OK, some of the right wingers also laugh when children being pepper sprayed and tased by police and ICE.
Just a heads up so you don't get in trouble the lint screen is not a MBFC approved source.
It is satire. It is labeled satire. Was satire barred?
No unfortunately we are not allowed to use sources that are not on the MBFC approved list. I'm opposed to the policy but that is the way it is.
Then explain all the damn Babylon Bee bullshit.
Look it up. They have it and label it as such. Sorry your source doesn't even show up. Oh, and Andy Borowitz is also the same as the BB
Except, I understand that unrated sources are allowed. This isn't fake news. It is straight up satire and labeled that way. I will wait for a ruling by TPTB before letting you guys bully me. If you believe this satire piece is not allowed complain to a mod. This has been up for a while and nobody butt far rightwingers are saying there is anything wrong with it...
Yes it's selectively enforced some mods allow it but I've seen Perrie delete sources because they are not on the list.
It's been 30 minutes but it took over an hour to lock one with an unapproved source this morning. Guess the mods will decide
You guys are bullying. You stated your opinion now why don't you just leave it alone until the mods make a determination
It is from a blog. Blogs are permitted as long Op/Ed or Satire is included. The MBFC does not include blogs, only websites.
Jim,
It was locked the moment I got online. I am not sure what you are trying to say here.
Get ready to give me a taunting ticket
phffftttt..............
Why don't you stay the hell out of it. We were just trying to prep JBB just in case. Bullying..............LMAO.
JBB you need a tissue? TG says we bullied you. I am sincerely sorry. smdh
Thanks. Just my opinion, butt sometimes this feels a little like a hostile work environment...
My high payscale job around here, which way way more than Bad Fish gets I want it to be known, surely allows me to speak publically to you on such thing.
JBB is my friend. There are people you rally around when you perceive them getting bullied. We all know who she is, too.
I'm quitting this thread before I get another ticket for Meta
So for future reference everyone, you are supposed to flag if you think that it doesn't meet MBFC and not take the article meta.
Jbb, if you want me to delete this thread so that it doesn't wreak the article, just let me know and I will.
Not trying to "say" anything. I just let JBB know that mods aren't instantaneous. Unlike some people, I realize these things take time as you all have other things to do than police. i do have a question though. Are you the only one who can lock as there were other mods on at the time and I flagged it over an hour prior to your sign in?
In matters like this, usually I lock, unless the article is an absolute disaster. But technically, all mods can lock.
Thank you.
Right on, jbb!
This is actually informative so I would ask you to let it stand. There has been little META lately and I'm sure almost everyone appreciates that. It's just that seeding anything liberal draws unnecessary contention that feels a lot like trolling to the seeder. I shouldn't have to babysit every little article.
Also, among all the electioneering the next few months some political satire surely breaks the monotony. I'm sure it takes some judiciousness to decide what is good natured satire and what is maybe harmful disinformation. I suppose that is where an organization like MBFC could be a great help.
It isn’t any at all.
It help keep out harmful foreign propaganda, misinformation and willful disinformation...
Pfffff, Trump worships himself enough for every one.
Amen.
Do you remember that skit that Al Franken used to on SNL? He looks in a mirror and reaffirms himself...I'm smart, I'm good looking, and doggone it, people like me!
or something like that
Stewart Smalley's Daily Affirmation
I'm smart enough
I'm good enough
And gosh darn it, people like me!
I loved Franken when he did Stewart.
That was it! Thanks!
You know that is the first thing I think I can fully agree with you on.
Trump does "worship himself enough for everyone."
Of course so does anyone that believes they are qualified to be president.
I figure it takes a certain amount of narcissism to think anyone gives one hoot about anything any of us have to say on an internet forum...