Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
August 12, 2020 
Photograph by Drew Angerer / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Kamala Harris saw her approval rating soar on Tuesday after Donald J. Trump reminded the American people that she had been "nasty" to Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings.
In interviews across the country, voters expressed gratitude to Trump for reminding them that Harris had been responsible for one of their favorite televised moments in recent history.
"When Trump said that she had been 'nasty' to Kavanaugh, I had to go to YouTube and relive that glorious event," Carol Foyler, who lives in Springfield, Missouri, said. "It really holds up."
Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Wichita, Kansas, agreed. "Watching Kamala Harris own Kavanaugh made me happy for weeks," he said. "I have to thank Trump for making that happy memory come flooding back."
Canter Lisson, who lives in Portland, Maine, also appreciated being reminded of Harris's demolition of Kavanaugh, but he sounded a wistful note.
"It's too bad that, if she's elected Vice-President, she won't have many opportunities to be 'nasty' to Brett Kavanaugh," he said. "Still, I'll always be grateful for the one time I saw her be 'nasty' to him. It gave me a reason to live."
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And it can't get here fast enough.
I just hope it keeps right on going without stopping on heads right on into obscurity where it belongs.
Huh? Translation please?
I don't normally do this, but I like Ed. Cut him slack...he's on drugs today. Literally
Sorry, "heads" , was supposed say "here". Darned auto correct...
Doctors have the best drugs.
That title page was in error. It should have read, "Kamala Harris's approval rate soars with leftist liberal Democrats."! But what more can one expect from a publication that is blatantly far left on the media bias fact checking sites?
Do you hear a giant whooshing noise overhead?
Yep, and hopefully it keeps on diminishing off into the distance.
Duh, Andy Borowitz, satire?
Duh!
Thank you for so politely mentioning that. I am fully aware of what satire is though. Post surgical use of Oral Oxycodiene an IV Dilaudid makes things a bit fuzzy sometimes as well.
Hope you are feeling well after your surgery, Ed...and you are absolutely right about post surgical pain meds. Been there done that.
Yeah, I had to start using the walker last night. That's where the pain really came on!
owwwww....did you have a knee replacement?
Yep, total left knee.
Good luck Ed !
Well my apologies. I forgot about your surgery.
Seems awfully real to me.
Not a problem. Apology accepted.
Good new. I can go home today!
Awesome! There's nothing like getting home sleeping in your own bed, watching your own TV, and eating real food
I heard they are using goat knees to replace human knees..... Hows it feel?
Kidding...
Get well soon Buddy.
My thanks. My new knee is titanium ceramic composite. I told him I wanted the premium warranty with it.
Hope you don't get calls in ten years telling you that your knee warranty is about to run out and you need to further your coverage.
Glad all is good for you Ed
Yep, in addition I have always been a believer in better living through modern pharmaceutical as well, i.e. pain killers...
When I broke my ankle (in two places) I was given hydrocodone before my surgery and after.
It didn't do anything but make me puke. I stuck to Aleve
I don't think that one is going to break easily...
"We've been trying to reach the owner of a 2020 Happy Knee to discuss your warranty. To speak to a representative please press 1"
My thanks dear lady! In fact, my sincere thanks to all for their good wishes. Means a lot.
That's hilarious coming from someone who is highly triggered when there is a satire article about Hiden Biden.
Actually one is much more susceptible to breaks on either side of a prosthetic.
Trump:
Clinton, nasty woman!!!
Pelosi, nasty woman!!!
Harris, nasty woman!!!!
Ghislaine Maxwell, I wish her well.
Why do I feel like most liberals agree with every word of this.
Marxism at its best...and liberals want her to be a part of an administration where, if Biden is elected, will probably be gone in a short time, and this socialist will be in charge.
Sounds like she is threatening half, or more, of the nation.
It is satire. So, there is no reason to be "triggered".
Um, this is not satire. This is straight from the woman's mouth and she was very serious about it.
For you to think this is satire says alot.
You've been duped, period.
Also there is no word "alot". You're probably thinking of "a lot" ( as in one lot ).
They left out the part about everyone being raped in the ass, such a half-assed propaganda image.
No - she really didn't say this but we all knew that.
Actually that's pretty funny trying to counter a satire piece with yet another satire piece .
1. Here is the original article.
2. Here is the website's satire disclaimer .
But again - I give you points for the satire on satire.
Must go - have to get back to writing my piece on Trump's communist love child who lives in Kenya and makes his living doing troll work for Turkey.