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Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker

  

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Via:  jbb  •  4 years ago  •  45 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)

Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker
"When Trump said that she had been 'nasty' at the confirmation hearing, I had to go to YouTube and relive that glorious event," one voter said.

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By Andy Borowitz

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senator Kamala Harris saw her approval rating soar on Tuesday after Donald J. Trump reminded the American people that she had been "nasty" to Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings.

In interviews across the country, voters expressed gratitude to Trump for reminding them that Harris had been responsible for one of their favorite televised moments in recent history.

"When Trump said that she had been 'nasty' to Kavanaugh, I had to go to YouTube and relive that glorious event," Carol Foyler, who lives in Springfield, Missouri, said. "It really holds up."

Harland Dorrinson, who lives in Wichita, Kansas, agreed. "Watching Kamala Harris own Kavanaugh made me happy for weeks," he said. "I have to thank Trump for making that happy memory come flooding back."

Canter Lisson, who lives in Portland, Maine, also appreciated being reminded of Harris's demolition of Kavanaugh, but he sounded a wistful note.

"It's too bad that, if she's elected Vice-President, she won't have many opportunities to be 'nasty' to Brett Kavanaugh," he said. "Still, I'll always be grateful for the one time I saw her be 'nasty' to him. It gave me a reason to live."


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JBB
Professor Principal
1  seeder  JBB    4 years ago

Biden - Harris 2020...

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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1.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  JBB @1    4 years ago

And it can't get here fast enough.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @1.1    4 years ago

I just hope it keeps right on going without stopping on heads right on into obscurity where it belongs.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @1.1.1    4 years ago

Huh?  Translation please?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.2    4 years ago

I don't normally do this, but I like Ed. Cut him slack...he's on drugs today. Literally

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
1.1.4  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Tessylo @1.1.2    4 years ago

Sorry, "heads" , was supposed say "here". Darned auto correct...

 
 
 
cjcold
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1.1.5  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.3    4 years ago

Doctors have the best drugs.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2  Ed-NavDoc    4 years ago

That title page was in error. It should have read, "Kamala Harris's approval rate soars with leftist liberal Democrats."! But what more can one expect from a publication that is blatantly far left on the media bias fact checking sites? 

 
 
 
JBB
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2.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2    4 years ago

Do you hear a giant whooshing noise overhead?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  JBB @2.1    4 years ago

Yep, and hopefully it keeps on diminishing off into the distance.jrSmiley_79_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.2  Tessylo  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2    4 years ago

Duh, Andy Borowitz, satire?

Duh!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Tessylo @2.2    4 years ago

Thank you for so politely mentioning that. I am fully aware of what satire is though. Post surgical use of Oral Oxycodiene an IV Dilaudid makes things a bit fuzzy sometimes as well.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.1    4 years ago

Hope you are feeling well after your surgery, Ed...and you are absolutely right about post surgical pain meds. Been there done that.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.2    4 years ago

Yeah, I had to start using the walker last night. That's where the pain really came on!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.3    4 years ago

owwwww....did you have a knee replacement?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.6  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.5    4 years ago

Yep, total left knee.

 
 
 
Split Personality
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2.2.7  Split Personality  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.6    4 years ago

Good luck Ed !

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.2.8  Tessylo  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.1    4 years ago

Well my apologies.  I forgot about your surgery.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.6    4 years ago

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SteevieGee
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2.2.10  SteevieGee  replied to  Tessylo @2.2    4 years ago

Seems awfully real to me.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.11  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Tessylo @2.2.8    4 years ago

Not a problem. Apology accepted.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.12  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.9    4 years ago

Good new. I can go home today!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.12    4 years ago

Awesome! There's nothing like getting home sleeping in your own bed, watching your own TV, and eating real food

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.2.14  MrFrost  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.6    4 years ago
Yep, total left knee.

I heard they are using goat knees to replace human knees..... Hows it feel?

Kidding...

Get well soon Buddy. 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.15  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  MrFrost @2.2.14    4 years ago

My thanks. My new knee is titanium ceramic composite. I told him I wanted the premium warranty with it.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
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2.2.16  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.15    4 years ago

Hope you don't get calls in ten years telling you that your knee warranty is about to run out and you need to further your coverage.

Glad all is good for you Ed

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.18  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.13    4 years ago

Yep, in addition I have always been a believer in better living through modern pharmaceutical as well, i.e. pain killers...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.19  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.18    4 years ago

When I broke my ankle (in two places) I was given hydrocodone before my surgery and after.

It didn't do anything but make me puke. I stuck to Aleve

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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2.2.20  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.2.15    4 years ago
My new knee is titanium ceramic composite

I don't think that one is going to break easily...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2.21  Trout Giggles  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @2.2.16    4 years ago
Hope you don't get calls in ten years telling you that your knee warranty is about to run out and you need to further your coverage.

"We've been trying to reach the owner of a 2020 Happy Knee to discuss your warranty. To speak to a representative please press 1"

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.23  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.21    4 years ago

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Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.24  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.21    4 years ago

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Ed-NavDoc
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2.2.25  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Kathleen @2.2.22    4 years ago

My thanks dear lady! In fact, my sincere thanks to all for their good wishes. Means a lot.

 
 
 
bugsy
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2.2.26  bugsy  replied to  Tessylo @2.2    4 years ago
Duh!

That's hilarious coming from someone who is highly triggered when there is a satire article about Hiden Biden.

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cjcold
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2.2.27  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2.20    4 years ago

Actually one is much more susceptible to breaks on either side of a prosthetic.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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4  MrFrost    4 years ago

Trump:

Clinton, nasty woman!!!

Pelosi, nasty woman!!!

Harris, nasty woman!!!!

Ghislaine Maxwell, I wish her well. 

 
 
 
bugsy
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5  bugsy    4 years ago

Why do I feel like most liberals agree with every word of this.

Marxism at its best...and liberals want her to be a part of an administration where, if Biden is elected, will probably be gone in a short time, and this socialist will be in charge.

Sounds like she is threatening half, or more, of the nation.

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JBB
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5.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  bugsy @5    4 years ago

It is satire. So, there is no reason to be "triggered".

 
 
 
bugsy
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5.1.1  bugsy  replied to  JBB @5.1    4 years ago

Um, this is not satire. This is straight from the woman's mouth and she was very serious about it.

For you to think this is satire says alot.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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5.1.2  pat wilson  replied to  bugsy @5.1.1    4 years ago

You've been duped, period.

Also there is no word "alot". You're probably thinking of "a lot" ( as in one lot ).

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
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5.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  bugsy @5    4 years ago

They left out the part about everyone being raped in the ass, such a half-assed propaganda image.

 
 
 
Account Deleted
Freshman Silent
5.3  Account Deleted  replied to  bugsy @5    4 years ago

No - she really didn't say this but we all knew that.

Actually that's pretty funny trying to counter a satire piece with yet another satire piece .

1. Here is the original article.

2. Here is the website's satire disclaimer .

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But again - I give you points for the satire on satire.

Must go - have to get back to writing my piece on Trump's communist love child who lives in Kenya and makes his living doing troll work for Turkey.

 
 

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