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A zookeeper from San Diego was arrested after trying to molest 500-pound male gorilla

  

Category:  Stranger Than Fiction

Via:  monstermash  •  4 years ago  •  30 comments

A zookeeper from San Diego was arrested after trying to molest 500-pound male gorilla

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This man known as Akimbo Obwe’bwe, 29 years old originally coming from Gabon, was zoo intern in the zoo of San Diego. He has been formally accused of repeated sexual assault on a 15 years old male gorilla named Big George which is one of the top attractions in the zoo.




He was feeding the gorilla with sedatives and partaking in sexual activity with the sedated animal.

According to unreleased video footage, Obwe’bwe proceeded to insert the animal’s pe*is inside his mouth for several minutes but apparently overestimated the strength of the medication, leading the animal to wake up and lash back at the zookeeper, alerting other employees.



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Split Personality
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2  Split Personality    4 years ago

Speechless.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Split Personality @2    4 years ago

Too bad the gorilla did not wake up sooner and bite down. Would have served the guy right....

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1    4 years ago

The man put his mouth on the gorilla's penis

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
2.1.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.1    4 years ago

Well, my version would have been a fitter punishment!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.2    4 years ago

I agree with that

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3  Buzz of the Orient    4 years ago

I think that anyone who survives trying to molest a 500 pound male gorilla should be incarcerated in an insane asylum. 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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3.1  Raven Wing   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    4 years ago

Gorillas are one of the strongest animals on earth, and for that braindead POS to have even survived to the point that they did not have to vacuum up the pieces of him, is truly amazing. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Raven Wing @3.1    4 years ago

He is lucky that the gorilla did not rip off one of his arms and beat him to death with it.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
3.1.2  Freefaller  replied to  Raven Wing @3.1    4 years ago

Lol and now we get to see if he survives the gorillas in prison

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.1.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.2    4 years ago

Since he's a male gorilla molester, he might feel right at home in prison.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.1.3    4 years ago

More than one Bubba will peel his banana there.

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.5  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3.1.4    4 years ago
More than one Bubba will peel his banana there.

I don't know. Do you mess with a dude that molests gorillas for kicks?

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.6  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3.1.1    4 years ago
Obwe’bwe proceeded to insert the animal’s pe*is inside his mouth for several minutes

Going out on a limb here, but I'm betting had he been inserting his penis into the gorilla, we'd be reading a story along the lines of your thoughts. 

Not following you around, btw: 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.5    4 years ago

LOL.  Good point. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.8  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.6    4 years ago

You can follow me around any ole time.  I don't have to worry about you taking liberties.  You are a T Rex, so your arms are too short anyway.jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.6    4 years ago

It's the animal's penis in his mouth. And why are they censoring the word penis? It's the biologically correct term

This wasn't seeded from one of those Christian magazines that can't spell out words like penis and vagina, is it?

 
 
 
zuksam
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3.1.10  zuksam  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.9    4 years ago
And why are they censoring the word penis? It's the biologically correct term

I was thinking the same thing, even children use the word penis. 

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.11  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3.1.8    4 years ago
You are a T Rex, so your arms are too short anyway. jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

I gotta tell you, makes pulling up the britches and tying shoes a real chore.

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.12  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.9    4 years ago
It's the animal's penis in his mouth.

Right? Which is why I made the comment I did. Had it been the other way around, the gorilla would have been really pissed. Instead, he woke up to a hummer, and probably went with it a little more than he would have otherwise. He probably only reacted strongly because the other gorillas were watching.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.12    4 years ago

My apologies...I read your comment wrong.

And yes, it would have been a different headline

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.14  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.13    4 years ago

BTW, check out dudes mugshot. He looks seriously pissed they interrupted him. 

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1.15  Ender  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.14    4 years ago

He looks ready to kill somebody.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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3.1.16  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  zuksam @3.1.10    4 years ago

When I was a kid we had other words for it.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.17  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Transyferous Rex @3.1.11    4 years ago

They found remnants of flip flops with the bones of T Rex's.

 
 
 
Transyferous Rex
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3.1.18  Transyferous Rex  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3.1.17    4 years ago

Right? He tried his best to be an ambush predator, but somehow kept giving away his position.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4  Ender    4 years ago

Ooh I got a body full of liquor
With a cocaine kicker
And I'm feeling like I'm thirty feet tall
So lay it down, lay it down

You got your legs up in the sky
With the devil in your eyes
Let me hear you say you want it all
Say it now, say it now

Look what you're doing, look what you've done
But in this jungle you can't run
'Cause what I got for you
I promise it's a killer,
You'll be banging on my chest
Bang bang, gorilla

 
 
 
TᵢG
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5  TᵢG    4 years ago

 
 

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