Michelle Bachmann : "Satan Stole My Vote"
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‘My Vote Was Stolen!’: Michele Bachmann Will Never Be a ‘Chump’ Who Accepts Biden’s Win | Right Wing Watch
David Barton, Tim Barton, and Rick Green of the religious-right organization WallBuilders held a series of “ Barnstorm Georgia ” rallies over the weekend that were aimed at mobilizing conservative Christian voters in the state to vote for Republican Sens. Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue in the upcoming runoff election that will determine which party will control the U.S. Senate next term.
Among the guests who participated in person or via video in one or more of the various rallies were Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia, right-wing activists Charlie Kirk, Dinesh D’Souza, and Kirk Cameron, and former congresswoman Michele Bachmann.
During a Friday night rally at Salem Baptist Church in Dalton, Georgia, Bachmann declared that she would never be a “chump” who accepts that Joe Biden won the election, screaming that Satan is destroying our election and that “my vote was stolen!”
“From the political point of view, from the legal point of view, from the moral point of view, America is not on board with Joe Biden as the next president of the United States,” Bachmann said. “We’re not there. And the reason why we’re not there is because we’re not that dumb in the United States because we know, without a shadow of a doubt, this man did not get the votes on election night. It didn’t happen. Donald Trump got the votes on election night. So, why would we be like drones, chumps, and fools to go along with this?”
Bachmann said that election night was “when Satan was snatching away from America rule by the consent of the governed.”
“In other words, [Satan was] stealing from us our right to vote,” she proclaimed. “I am highly offended, insulted, angry, and I’m not going to stand for the fact that my vote was stolen!”
What a nutcase she is.
Understatement.
What about the large numbers of republicans up and down various tickets across the nation that won their elections ??? Did satan do that too ???
The Devil is in the D tales, and obviously according to Bachmann ,straight up driving our election process, also known asz Bonnkerz Bachmann turnin Overdriven, and , just taken care of business, The Lords !
So is she stating that satan is more powerful than the god she prays to?
Or that God doesn't care?
I am sure, that in her mind(?), she is all that her god cares about.
I've seen people who think they are God's BFF. Or God's spokesperson. The level of delusion is impressive.
Even scarier is the thousands of people that believe them.
True. Peoples collective gullibility, ignorance, and irrationality never ceases to amaze me.
Millions.
Maybe she can raise Charlie Daniels from the grave to play his version of the ''Devil Went Down to Georgia'' together and also look for her stolen vote.
A twofer.
".....because we know, without a shadow of a doubt...."
And once again, what sort of proof does this crazy lady have that would withstand the scrutiny of the courts...?
Who needs proof when you have faith?
Funny how it was God's will when donald won yet when he loses God is no longer in charge...
Religion is convenient like that.
It's both convenient and useful for displaying such irrationality.
Satan has an alibi, you crazy moonbat. He was at my house playing poker election night.
I lost bigly. He cheats
She seems to be a fine exemplar for the irrational Christian. First, per the belief, Satan only can do what God allows him to do. Second, per the belief, some hold that God chooses all national leaders.
Thus God chose Biden this time. Satan had nothing to do with it. (Per the belief, that is.)
Bachmann is confused due to a lack of actually thinking through what she believes.
My recommendation is that no god or nasty demon had anything whatsoever to do with this election. Biden simply got more votes than Trump in the states where it counted.
I can think of a better example of an irrational individual
Cuckoo for Cocoa-puffs is at it again.
Now there is a lineup. Loser nutjobs unite!
Fuck her. She is trash.
Not with your broom and dustpan.
Bachmann swore to Trump
Nere ere to be his chump
Then she spun around
Landing violently down
Directly upon mushroom stump!
Actually, someone stole her brain.
I'm not sure she had one to begin with.
True. There really isn't any proof.
Maybe she did have one once. Then, like a brain eating parasite, religion got in and ate away at her brain, making her the irrational nutjob she is now.
From what I understand, Michele Bachmann is the product of an experiment gone bad in a meth lab in Minnesota.
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When the hell did the Church Lady become a role model?
Dana really nailed the character. What a great read of the mentality.
The scary part, is that nowadays, with some of these people, Church Lady is no longer a caricature.
Indeed. The church lady seems quite mild in comparison.
Uh gee Michele, if you didn't want your vote stolen you shouldn't have given it to Trump. He steals stuff and cheats. Know better the next time.