Some memories from 2020 - Humor
Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime:
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Janet from State Farm just to talk to someone. She asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
Here’s hoping for a Happier New Year!
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Thanks for the laugh!
Number 12 is kind of accurate. I went to my bank with dark skin, a black mask dark hair in a ponytail and sunglasses. The first bank person that saw me her eyes bugged out of her head...LMAO I had to tell them I was a customer and wanted to make a deposit rather than a withdrawal.
True story.
LOL! I believe it. Up until this covid thing happened, my credit union had a sign that said remove hats and sunglasses. Probably still does
I don't have a TV...LOL
Frankly, who wants their man hanging around the house all day watching football and drinking beer? That's what bars are for
Her mother told me that she gets that way.
2020, the year of the great toilet paper hoard...
Also the year people are defending Tom Cruse for yelling and screaming at employees and acting like it is a normal thing to do.
Don't mess with my ultra soft.
Sorry but that truck stop sandpaper doesn't do it for me.
LOL!
A friend of mine was about to do her prep for a colonoscopy. I gave some advice...get the Charmin Ultrasoft. You'll thank me later.
That's all that's allowed in my house
They found forty million in toilet paper being smuggled through one of El Chapo's tunnels...
"Your mother and I created you during a semi hijacking."
Back in March and April, my staff and I had a running chat on where we could find stuff. "CVS has TP, but only store brand. Lowe's has Bounty paper towels, limit one per customer. Food Lion's freezers are almost empty. Walmart has milk, but no eggs." We had a pretty good retail reconnaisance network.
I saw people going into the meat and deli section and just loading up a cart full.
I thought, there is no way in hell they can eat all that. Unless they had a big freezer.
I saw the same. One woman literally had the entire conveyor belt covered with packages of meat, stacked several deep.
You know, I never thought about that. We kinda did that too. See something and try to buy a couple and split.
Never at the hoard level though. Also they started limiting.
2020, the year the Lita Ford song Kiss Me Deadly can be taken literally.
The year 2020, I have my day time jammies and my night time jammies, love working from home!!!!!
I hope that they are a different style/color otherwise you wouldn't know day from night.
Yes they are. PJ bottoms and a shirt for day wear and nightgown for night wear.
That is what I have been wearing around the house. PJ bottoms and a t-shirt.
When getting dressed I now think, this is kinda uncomfortable. Can't wait to take these clothes off.
Haha
Morning. Yeah 2020..we had cops here in Woolworths on "dunny roll patrol" to stop the morons from hoarding...dunny roll is toilet paper..when supply caught up with demand they were trying to take it back for a refund.. they were told politely "where to go"..roll on 2021 for better or worse..
Too funny, shona.
2020, the year I didn't have to make up an excuse to be anti-social.
Thanks for the laugh!!!
My son sent me a t-shirt that says "I was social distancing before it was cool". It's true I was.
I just saw a burglar kicking in his own door and asked him what are you doing? He said "Working from home."
It's like being 16 again. Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.
The funniest:
This is a Christmas gift from my niece who has a friend who made it:
I read an article that people were attacking Jennifer Anniston because of a Christmas ornament she showed. It was just something about 2020 and the pandemic.
It was unreal. I thought, people have noting better to do? It wasn't even that bad.
Good fun. Thanks !
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Kav.
Make certain you have your audio on when you watch this video. I call it "People helping people".
ROFLMAO...... that is too funny! Well done G!
There ain't no SPAM - ya can't help other people if ya don't give them SPAM.
Well, it looks like you just fixed the problem. Thanks!
Add a diet coke and it's Sunday brunch.