Some memories from 2020 - Humor

  

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By:  kavika  •  4 weeks ago  •  46 comments

Some memories from 2020 - Humor








Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime:

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Janet from State Farm just to talk to someone. She asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.

Here’s hoping for a Happier New Year!

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Trout Giggles
PhD Principal
1  Trout Giggles    4 weeks ago

Thanks for the laugh!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.1  author  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 weeks ago

Number 12 is kind of accurate. I went to my bank with dark skin, a black mask dark hair in a ponytail and sunglasses. The first bank person that saw me her eyes bugged out of her head...LMAO I had to tell them I was a customer and wanted to make a deposit rather than a withdrawal.

True story.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
PhD Principal
1.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @1.1    4 weeks ago

LOL! I believe it. Up until this covid thing happened, my credit union had a sign that said remove hats and sunglasses. Probably still does

 
 
 
Suz
Freshman Participates
1.1.2  Suz  replied to  Kavika @1.1    4 weeks ago
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

You're committed to that very sexist comment??  Really?  Kavika!!  For shame!! :-)

Where do you live that you can't find sports on television? 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
1.1.3  author  Kavika   replied to  Suz @1.1.2    4 weeks ago

I don't have a TV...LOL

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
PhD Principal
1.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Suz @1.1.2    4 weeks ago

Frankly, who wants their man hanging around the house all day watching football and drinking beer? That's what bars are for

 
 
 
1stwarrior
PhD Expert
1.1.5  1stwarrior  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.4    4 weeks ago

800

 
 
 
Suz
Freshman Participates
1.1.6  Suz  replied to  Kavika @1.1.3    4 weeks ago

No wonder, ya silly!  

 
 
 
cjcold
PhD Quiet
1.2  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @1    4 weeks ago

Her mother told me that she gets that way.

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
2  Ender    4 weeks ago

2020, the year of the great toilet paper hoard...

Also the year people are defending Tom Cruse for yelling and screaming at employees and acting like it is a normal thing to do.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2.1  author  Kavika   replied to  Ender @2    4 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
2.1.1  Ender  replied to  Kavika @2.1    4 weeks ago

Don't mess with my ultra soft.

Sorry but that truck stop sandpaper doesn't do it for me.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
PhD Principal
2.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @2.1.1    4 weeks ago

LOL!

A friend of mine was about to do her prep for a colonoscopy. I gave some advice...get the Charmin Ultrasoft. You'll thank me later.

That's all that's allowed in my house

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Masters Guide
2.1.3  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Kavika @2.1    4 weeks ago

They found forty million in toilet paper being smuggled through one of El Chapo's tunnels...

 
 
 
cjcold
PhD Quiet
2.1.4  cjcold  replied to  Kavika @2.1    4 weeks ago

"Your mother and I created you during a semi hijacking."

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
PhD Principal
2.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  Ender @2    4 weeks ago

Back in March and April, my staff and I had a running chat on where we could find stuff. "CVS has TP, but only store brand.  Lowe's has Bounty paper towels, limit one per customer.  Food Lion's freezers are almost empty.  Walmart has milk, but no eggs."  We had a pretty good retail reconnaisance network.

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
2.2.1  Ender  replied to  sandy-2021492 @2.2    4 weeks ago

I saw people going into the meat and deli section and just loading up a cart full.

I thought, there is no way in hell they can eat all that. Unless they had a big freezer.

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
PhD Principal
2.2.2  sandy-2021492  replied to  Ender @2.2.1    4 weeks ago

I saw the same.  One woman literally had the entire conveyor belt covered with packages of meat, stacked several deep.

 
 
 
Suz
Freshman Participates
2.2.3  Suz  replied to  Ender @2.2.1    4 weeks ago

Many times family buys for family. 

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
2.2.4  Ender  replied to  Suz @2.2.3    4 weeks ago

You know, I never thought about that. We kinda did that too. See something and try to buy a couple and split.

Never at the hoard level though. Also they started limiting.

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
3  Ender    4 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
4  Ender    4 weeks ago

2020, the year the Lita Ford song Kiss Me Deadly can be taken literally. 

 
 
 
lady in black
PhD Participates
5  lady in black    4 weeks ago

The year 2020, I have my day time jammies and my night time jammies, love working from home!!!!!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
5.1  author  Kavika   replied to  lady in black @5    4 weeks ago

I hope that they are a different style/color otherwise you wouldn't know day from night.

 
 
 
lady in black
PhD Participates
5.1.1  lady in black  replied to  Kavika @5.1    4 weeks ago

Yes they are.  PJ bottoms and a shirt for day wear and nightgown for night wear.  

 
 
 
Ender
PhD Principal
5.1.2  Ender  replied to  lady in black @5.1.1    4 weeks ago

That is what I have been wearing around the house. PJ bottoms and a t-shirt.

When getting dressed I now think, this is kinda uncomfortable. Can't wait to take these clothes off.

Haha

 
 
 
shona1
Freshman Participates
6  shona1    4 weeks ago

Morning. Yeah 2020..we had cops here in Woolworths on "dunny roll patrol" to stop the morons from hoarding...dunny roll is toilet paper..when supply caught up with demand they were trying to take it back for a refund.. they were told politely "where to go"..roll on 2021 for better or worse..

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
6.1  author  Kavika   replied to  shona1 @6    4 weeks ago

Too funny, shona.

 
 
 
Dragon
Freshman Silent
7  Dragon    4 weeks ago

2020, the year I didn't have to make up an excuse to be anti-social.

 
 
 
MalamuteMan
Freshman Participates
8  MalamuteMan    4 weeks ago

Thanks for the laugh!!!

 
 
 
evilgenius
Junior Participates
9  evilgenius    4 weeks ago

My son sent me a t-shirt that says "I was social distancing before it was cool". It's true I was.

 
 
 
Suz
Freshman Participates
10  Suz    4 weeks ago

For fun, we should all post our own 2020 thoughts.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Freshman Principal
11  Gsquared    4 weeks ago

I just saw a burglar kicking in his own door and asked him what are you doing?  He said "Working from home."

It's like being 16 again.   Gas is cheap and I'm grounded.

                                           

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The funniest:    

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1stwarrior
PhD Expert
11.1  1stwarrior  replied to  Gsquared @11    4 weeks ago

800

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
12  author  Kavika     4 weeks ago

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lady in black
PhD Participates
13  lady in black    4 weeks ago

This is a Christmas gift from my niece who has a friend who made it:

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Ender
PhD Principal
13.1  Ender  replied to  lady in black @13    4 weeks ago

I read an article that people were attacking Jennifer Anniston because of a Christmas ornament she showed. It was just something about 2020 and the pandemic.

It was unreal. I thought, people have noting better to do? It wasn't even that bad.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Masters Principal
14  Bob Nelson    4 weeks ago

Good fun. Thanks !

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
15  pat wilson    4 weeks ago

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Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
16  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    4 weeks ago

Thanks for the much needed laughs, Kav.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Freshman Principal
17  Gsquared    4 weeks ago

Make certain you have your audio on when you watch this video.  I call it "People helping people".

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
17.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Gsquared @17    4 weeks ago

ROFLMAO...... that is too funny! Well done G!

 
 
 
1stwarrior
PhD Expert
17.2  1stwarrior  replied to  Gsquared @17    4 weeks ago

There ain't no SPAM - ya can't help other people if ya don't give them SPAM.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Freshman Principal
17.2.1  Gsquared  replied to  1stwarrior @17.2    4 weeks ago

Well, it looks like you just fixed the problem.  Thanks!

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
17.2.2  author  Kavika   replied to  1stwarrior @17.2    4 weeks ago

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Ender
PhD Principal
17.2.3  Ender  replied to  Kavika @17.2.2    4 weeks ago

Add a diet coke and it's Sunday brunch.

 
 
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