# Mathematics

**Mathematics**

**This was sent to me in an email by my brother**

*This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.*

*It has an indisputable mathematical logic. **It also made me Laugh Out Loud. **This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: **What Makes **100% **? **What does it mean to give **MORE **than 100% ? **Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. **How about achieving 103%? **What makes up 100% in life? **Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: *

*If: **ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ **Is represented as: **1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. *

*Then: **HARDWORK **8+1+18+4+23+15+18+ 11 = **98% *

*And **KNOWLEDGE **11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96% *

*But,** ATTITUDE **1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100% *

*And, **BULLSHIT **2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103% *

*AND, look how far **ass kissing **will take you. *

*ASSKISSING **1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118% *

*So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while ***Hard work ***and ***Knowledge ****will get you close, and ****Attitude ****will get you there, it's the ****Bullshit***and ***Ass Kissing***that will put you over the top. *

**Now you know why politicians are where they are! ****Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula.............?**

Does anyone seriously disagree with this? I mean, look at DISHONESTY - it equals 130%, while HONESTY only equals 98%.

LMAO

Haha....Funny.

That is really funny.