Mathematics

  

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By:  buzz-of-the-orient  •  last year  •  5 comments

Mathematics

Mathematics

This was sent to me in an email by my brother

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100% What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: 

If: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: HARDWORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+ 11 = 98% 

And KNOWLEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But, ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, BULLSHIT 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 

ASSKISSING 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 

Now you know why politicians are where they are! Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula.............?


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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

Does anyone seriously disagree with this?  I mean, look at DISHONESTY - it equals 130%, while HONESTY only equals 98%.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     last year

LMAO 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
3  Ender    last year

Haha....Funny.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Junior Principal
4  Gsquared    last year

That is really funny.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Principal
5  Split Personality    last year
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

It was because irresponsible financiers often get discredited.

Then I went to work for a calendar company but got fired for taking a day off.

I tried to go unemployed for a while but that didn't work.

Then I went to work for a Church making holy water, You've really got to boil the hell out of it.

That got me interested in heeling people's soles, so I got into shoe repair.

After getting the boot, I tried the park where I flashed three little old ladies sitting on a park bench.

the first old lady had a stroke, the second old lady had a stroke but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.

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